An apology

[DifferentClass]

I apologise for opening the floodgates to a barrage of "so-and-so Blades XI" threads.

I have accepted that I must do better in fighting shitposting wherever it may arise, using my privilege as a shitposter to do so.

In atonement for my reckless actions, which have caused deep hurt to members of the S24SU community, I will undergo anti-shitposting training. This will entail using my privilege as a shitposter to elevate sensible voices and to continue whinging over the lack of any signings. Together we can build a more equitable future for this board, one dedicated to taking our shoes off in the car park whenever we fail to sign the next Sam Morsy.

Once again, I apologise.

 

[PokerBlade]

Everyone knows when you make an official apology these days you have to say "lessons have been learned"

 

[Revolution]

Don’t be so hard on yourself.

It’s a hell of a lot more interesting than, say, posting about what’s happening on Vital, whatever that is.

 

[Edgar Allan Poo]

Misdemeanors of any kind have to be punished over zealously these days of course. Nothing less than your public humiliation on social media and immediate resignation from everything you're involved in will do. Sorry, I don't make the rules.

 

[Bobby Boo]

Apology reluctantly accepted. However, any more shitposting and will be getting a clip.

 

[Oreyt]

Misdemeanors of any kind have to be punished over zealously these days of course. Nothing less than your public humiliation on social media and immediate resignation from everything you're involved in will do. Sorry, I don't make the rules.

It appears the Govt missed this meeting.

 

[Bladesman]

Misdemeanors of any kind have to be punished over zealously these days of course. Nothing less than your public humiliation on social media and immediate resignation from everything you're involved in will do. Sorry, I don't make the rules.

Exactly, he must resign from his job immediately.

 

[Snowflake]

I apologise for opening the floodgates to a barrage of "so-and-so Blades XI" threads.

I have accepted that I must do better in fighting shitposting wherever it may arise, using my privilege as a shitposter to do so.

In atonement for my reckless actions, which have caused deep hurt to members of the S24SU community, I will undergo anti-shitposting training. This will entail using my privilege as a shitposter to elevate sensible voices and to continue whinging over the lack of any signings. Together we can build a more equitable future for this board, one dedicated to taking our shoes off in the car park whenever we fail to sign the next Sam Morsy.

Once again, I apologise.

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An even better shitpost ! Well done.

 

[Digger]

I apologise for opening the floodgates to a barrage of "so-and-so Blades XI" threads.

I have accepted that I must do better in fighting shitposting wherever it may arise, using my privilege as a shitposter to do so.

In atonement for my reckless actions, which have caused deep hurt to members of the S24SU community, I will undergo anti-shitposting training. This will entail using my privilege as a shitposter to elevate sensible voices and to continue whinging over the lack of any signings. Together we can build a more equitable future for this board, one dedicated to taking our shoes off in the car park whenever we fail to sign the next Sam Morsy.

Once again, I apologise.

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Don't worry pal I'm currently compiling a "Sorry for my shit post X1".
I've got you at full back but struggling for a full defence never mind team.

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

How many shitposts = kidney punch?

Need a ruling on this I think

 

[Eddiecolquhounsleg]

I suppose we'll now get a raft of threads apologising for the 'whatever' XI threads that have been created in the last few days.

 

[Greasy Chap Butty]

I think it is in the best XI of Blades XI threads.

 

[robbiez666]

Ok, you make the Best Apologies XI

 

[BigBed]

Everyone knows when you make an official apology these days you have to say "lessons have been learned"

Just like the Torries do every week you mean...........

 

[JohnDenver]

Everyone knows when you make an official apology these days you have to say "lessons have been learned"

I’m sorry that you feel that way.

 

[Jon Bon II]

We must do more to root out the shitpost supremacists on this forum and tell them, in no uncertain terms, that they aren't welcome any more.


Well, that's me off then, I guess. See yuz....

 

[diode_blade]

Well if it's shit posts you want just go to pigsboro, shit posts, shit center spot, shit fans, shit chairman shit.

 

[knowsnowt]

Well if it's shit posts you want just go to pigsboro, shit posts, shit center spot, shit fans, shit chairman shit.

And their band specialise in playing the rusty trombone.

 

[John Street West Terrace]

I apologise for opening the floodgates to a barrage of "so-and-so Blades XI" threads.

I have accepted that I must do better in fighting shitposting wherever it may arise, using my privilege as a shitposter to do so.

In atonement for my reckless actions, which have caused deep hurt to members of the S24SU community, I will undergo anti-shitposting training. This will entail using my privilege as a shitposter to elevate sensible voices and to continue whinging over the lack of any signings. Together we can build a more equitable future for this board, one dedicated to taking our shoes off in the car park whenever we fail to sign the next Sam Morsy.

Once again, I apologise.

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Go and stand in the corner on the naughty step & face the wall & think about what you’ve done

 

[Edgar Allan Poo]

Go and stand in the corner on the naughty step & face the wall & think about what you’ve done

One of my primary school teachers not only sent you to the naughty corner but also pinned a paper donkey's tail to your arse. Those who have read any of my posts will now be nodding their heads knowingly thinking "ah, that explains everything..."

 

[SUFC Guy]

I apologise for opening the floodgates to a barrage of "so-and-so Blades XI" threads.

I have accepted that I must do better in fighting shitposting wherever it may arise, using my privilege as a shitposter to do so.

In atonement for my reckless actions, which have caused deep hurt to members of the S24SU community, I will undergo anti-shitposting training. This will entail using my privilege as a shitposter to elevate sensible voices and to continue whinging over the lack of any signings. Together we can build a more equitable future for this board, one dedicated to taking our shoes off in the car park whenever we fail to sign the next Sam Morsy.

Once again, I apologise.

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That poor bear

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

One of my primary school teachers not only sent you to the naughty corner but also pinned a paper donkey's tail to your arse. Those who have read any of my posts will now be nodding their heads knowingly thinking "ah, that explains everything..."

That was a surprise. I thought you were much older than that and was expecting this

 

[Edgar Allan Poo]

That was a surprise. I thought you were much older than that and was expecting this

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Cheers! Miss Roberts was way scarier than that though!