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Pink Sambuca drinking World Champion.
a dictionary said:am·biv·a·lence n.
The coexistence of opposing attitudes or feelings, such as love and hate, toward a person, object, or idea.
ap·a·thy n.
1. Lack of interest or concern, especially regarding matters of general importance or appeal; indifference.
2. Lack of emotion or feeling; impassiveness.
meh int.
Interjection, often an expression of apathy, indifference, or boredom.
Are you neither a nay-sayer nor a clappist? You're not a boo-boy, with slip-on shoes ready for a car park protest, but you're not exactly a fully paid-up member of the Blackwell Appreciation Society either. Are you the Lib Dem of fandom, happy to be the middle of the road?
Are you getting to the stage where you are losing faith in the club in general, and just want the whole thing to be better, but don't either know or indeed give a monkey's about how it happens?
Are your passions now diluted, watered down by the years, and by the need or desire to spend your hard-earned elsewhere, somewhere, anywhere but following United?
Would you rather go to B&Q than Scunny away? Rather decorate than go to Cardiff?
Are you sick of your love of the stripes not being shown by the well-paid custodians of our beloved colours?
You are? Then welcome to Club Meh, where those of us who like to sit on the fence like to say, proudly and with great glee, our mantra of "Fuck it, it's not that important any more, I won't let it put my blood pressure sky-high anymore, I've had enough of those ponces on the pitch who don't care like we fans do" and other key phrases.
Are you now a bigger fan of the banter in the pub before and after the match than the game itself? Club Meh is for you!
Lost your passion, the fire and brimstone that you once had, slowly eroded by a succession of piss-poor matches and abject performances? Club Meh is the answer. After all, it's only a game. Isn't it?