All-Time Blades XI Who Have Claimed To Have Seen A UFO, Ghost, Bigfoot or The Loch Ness Monster

[Jon Bon II]

I'll go first. Martin Pike. Claims he saw the ghost of his Grandma when he was 13.

I hate international breaks. We've got another 2 weeks of this kind of shit to put up with. sigh

 

[PeterNdlovu081]

Mark Patterson shot the famous Patterson-Gimlin film.

 

[1973Blade]

I'll go first. Martin Pike. Claims he saw the ghost of his Grandma when he was 13.

I hate international breaks. We've got another 2 weeks of this kind of shit to put up with. sigh

This is what AI comes up with when asked about Sheffield United and the Loch Ness Monster.

 

[Jon Bon II]

This is what AI comes up with when asked about Sheffield United and the Loch Ness Monster.

Me and a mate went up to Loch Ness in 1995 and kipped in the car in the Dores Inn car park. We dint see owt though. We spoke to Nessie hunter, Steve Feltham, who'd been there about 5 years then. He said he'd seen nowt either. We also hung around Boleskine for a bit, to see if we could catch a glimpse of Jimmy Page but again, no sign of him. He'd actually sold it 3 years earlier but we didn't know that, cos he never had the decency to mention it. Bloody rock stars eh? Cuh!

I can't help but get the feeling that David Tuttle and Charlie Hartfield might have had more success if they'd gone instead.

 

[Davalon]

Chris Basham claims that during the 2015/16 season he often heard an eerie voice asking him to pass the ball but when he looked no-one was there.

 

[Jon Bon II]

Chris Basham claims that during the 2015/16 season he often heard an eerie voice asking him to pass the ball but when he looked no-one was there.

Ooh, that's made me go all goosepimply. Makes me think of the time when you looked at the team sheet and saw the name 'Jamie Hoyland' but when you watched the match, there was no one there.

 

[Davalon]

Ooh, that's made me go all goosepimply. Makes me think of the time when you looked at the team sheet and saw the name 'Jamie Hoyland' but when you watched the match, there was no one there.

Nothing too spooky there.

They just filled his hole in when they laid the first Desso.

 

[GodricBlade]

David Cotterill.
Think he said he’d seen the ghost of the Loch Ness Monster in Rother Valley & that Bigfoot was responsible for Covid after it crashed its UFO & released some space germs.
Or summat like that.

 

[Melbourne Blade]

BT (Benie Traore) phone home.

 

[Edgar Allan Poo]

I'll go first. Martin Pike. Claims he saw the ghost of his Grandma when he was 13.

I hate international breaks. We've got another 2 weeks of this kind of shit to put up with. sigh

How many of the above have YOU seen then Neil?

 

[Edgar Allan Poo]

Something turned Woody's hair grey though dinnit? Must have been spooked by something. Just saying, like.

 

[Bell4]

Cliff Calvert said he saw the Loch Ness monster whilst watching an old black and white news reel on tv when he was a lodger at Silents mother’s house in the mid 70s

 

[Satan's Toilet Blade]

David Cotterill.
Think he said he’d seen the ghost of the Loch Ness Monster in Rother Valley & that Bigfoot was responsible for Covid after it crashed its UFO & released some space germs.
Or summat like that.

He's turned into a reyt tin foil hat weapon

 

[DifferentClass]

Best asking Gagey about this kinda thing.

 

[Frank the tank]

I'll go first. Martin Pike. Claims he saw the ghost of his Grandma when he was 13.

I hate international breaks. We've got another 2 weeks of this kind of shit to put up with. sigh

Why do you do this ?

 

[Railway Blade]

Ruben Selles saw three ghosts in his new office at Uniteds Academy. Sadly for us he made them his three central midfielders for the start of the season.

 

[Jon Bon II]

Why do you do this ?

International break innit blud.

 

[BornOnShorehamStreet]

Wasn't there summat abart t'whole teeam seeing a UFO at That Wembley many years ago?

Summat to do wi' someone called Simmo kicking a ball or summat!

 

[Jon Bon II]

Wasn't there summat abart t'whole teeam seeing a UFO at That Wembley many years ago?

Summat to do wi' someone called Simmo kicking a ball or summat!

Now known as the 'Buga Sphere'.

 

[bladeinspaceandtime]

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Aliens probed Warnock and stole his eyebrows.

 

[Tezza1889]

Heard TC saw UFO back in the 70s...

Good friends with Phill Mogg by all acounts*

*Accounts may be made up by me..

 

[Jon Bon II]

Aliens probed Warnock and stole his eyebrows.

How so, did he keep them up his arse?

 

[bladeinspaceandtime]

How so, did he keep them up his arse?

No, he used to have them on his face like most other people. Are you some kind of pervert?

 

[Jon Bon II]

No, he used to have them on his face like most other people. Are you some kind of pervert?

Er, yes. Get with the programme why don't you.

 

[knowsnowt]

Uncle Susan once saw a sausage shaped object, but it quickly went behind him then out of sight.

 

[reedy63]

Don Givens missed that penalty to send us down to the old Division Four. He immediately said, 'Oops, I saw the lockness monster.'

 

[DI36O]

Jay McEveley was repeatedly haunted by a ghost ball. Every time he went in for a tackle it teleported 10 yards behind him.

 

[The Crab]

How so, did he keep them up his arse?

Don’t we all?…

 

[The Crab]

No, he used to have them on his face like most other people. Are you some kind of pervert?

Yes

Yes he is…

 

[GymClassHero]

I heard Geoff Horsfield turns into the headless horseman at 11.57 on a full moon.