All a Dream

[ucandomagic]

We have already been promoted to the Premier League and today we have a game, just for fun, which if everything works out we are Champions. If it doesn't work out, it doesn’t really matter at all, because we are going up and we are going to party anyway.

After all that, we can watch the “little” guys like Leeds and Villa and West Brom who dream to be where we are and who have to fight to the death to get there, while our guys lie on the beach drinking Peroni or Moretti and Tufty makes phone calls to the next Didzy, who will take us even further in our journey.

Strong stuff this Scotch but it makes for magic dreams. Hope I don’t wake up too soon.

 

[TomHeffernan]

I just woke up and Gloria Hunniford was sat on my face.

I thought “nooo, it was all a dream!! We’ve not been promoted at all!”

But she was indeed sat on my face, she’s just in the kitchen puttin t’kettle on. Today just gets better! Gloria Hunniford though!! Phwore!!

 

[diode_blade]

I just woke up and Gloria Hunniford was sat on my face.

I thought “nooo, it was all a dream!! We’ve not been promoted at all!”

But she was indeed sat on my face, she’s just in the kitchen puttin t’kettle on. Today just gets better! Gloria Hunniford though!! Phwore!!

"MEDICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC"

 

[Tynemouth Blade]

I just woke up and Gloria Hunniford was sat on my face.

I thought “nooo, it was all a dream!! We’ve not been promoted at all!”

But she was indeed sat on my face, she’s just in the kitchen puttin t’kettle on. Today just gets better! Gloria Hunniford though!! Phwore!!

I think you need to set your sights higher!

 

[Weasel]

I just woke up and Gloria Hunniford was sat on my face.

I thought “nooo, it was all a dream!! We’ve not been promoted at all!”

But she was indeed sat on my face, she’s just in the kitchen puttin t’kettle on. Today just gets better! Gloria Hunniford though!! Phwore!!

Commendable, but you really do need to raise the bar a little.

 

[spongebobblade]

I just woke up and Gloria Hunniford was sat on my face.

I thought “nooo, it was all a dream!! We’ve not been promoted at all!”

But she was indeed sat on my face, she’s just in the kitchen puttin t’kettle on. Today just gets better! Gloria Hunniford though!! Phwore!!

^^^^^^^
Drink and Drugs. A lethal cocktail. This post highlights exactly the side effects and how it can impair your thoughts. Lay off the Columbian Powder and Jubillee Stout kids.
Gloria Hunniford? It could be Anne Widdicombe next.

 

[diode_blade]

^^^^^^^
Drink and Drugs. A lethal cocktail. This post highlights exactly the side effects and how it can impair your thoughts. Lay off the Columbian Powder and Jubillee Stout kids.
Gloria Hunniford? It could be Anne Widdicombe next.

CHRIST ALMIGHTY....where the f**k is the forum nurse when you need her....stroll on 12.30......
I knew this promotion would be bad for us but didn't think it could lead to this....Wilder Ahhhhhart

 

[shorehamview]

I just woke up and Gloria Hunniford was sat on my face.

It’d be like trying to eat a dried up shammy leather that’s been under the sink for three years.

 

[boo radley]

I just woke up and Gloria Hunniford was sat on my face.

I thought “nooo, it was all a dream!! We’ve not been promoted at all!”

But she was indeed sat on my face, she’s just in the kitchen puttin t’kettle on. Today just gets better! Gloria Hunniford though!! Phwore!!

Post a pic of her in your kitchen. It would be good to see what she's wearing!

 

[Weasel]

Post a pic of her in your kitchen. It would be good to see what she's wearing!

Probably nothing but a cheeky smile, if TH has been a proper Sheffield lad and given his lady friend (Gloria in this case) some good old Sheffield Steel.

If Blades have steel in their pants, would a Wendies erection be 'Pig Iron'?

 

[benn5712]

^^^^^^^
Drink and Drugs. A lethal cocktail. This post highlights exactly the side effects and how it can impair your thoughts. Lay off the Columbian Powder and Jubillee Stout kids.
Gloria Hunniford? It could be Anne Widdicombe next.

Do you mean Anne " Potassium bromide" Widdicome ?
Thanks.

 

[essexblade73]

What TH is not saying is that he has Isla St Clair cooking him a full english as I write...

 

[Shirty Blade]

What TH is not saying is that he has Isla St Clair cooking him a full english as I write...

Wow, where did you pull Isla St Clair from? She was one of those people who was on telly all the time and then suddenly disappeared. Wonder what she's doing now? (except for cooking eggs with Gloria Hunniford in TH's Kitchen). Has he got anyone else there with him I wonder. Lesley Judd perhaps? Judith Stamper?

 

[Snowman]

Wow, where did you pull Isla St Clair from? She was one of those people who was on telly all the time and then suddenly disappeared. Wonder what she's doing now? (except for cooking eggs with Gloria Hunniford in TH's Kitchen). Has he got anyone else there with him I wonder. Lesley Judd perhaps? Judith Stamper?

Stop it. I keep having to google these people.

 

[cc1]

Probably nothing but a cheeky smile, if TH has been a proper Sheffield lad and given his lady friend (Gloria in this case) some good old Sheffield Steel.

If Blades have steel in their pants, would a Wendies erection be 'Pig Iron'?

Trying to shoehorn a shagging and metal comment in but can only come up with Rusty Lee? Actually....

 

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

Michelle Keegan at least, no?

 

[flashinblade1889]

^^^^^^^
Drink and Drugs. A lethal cocktail. This post highlights exactly the side effects and how it can impair your thoughts. Lay off the Columbian Powder and Jubillee Stout kids.
Gloria Hunniford? It could be Anne Widdicombe next.

As Zammo once said just say no......

 

[Pinchy]

Probably nothing but a cheeky smile, if TH has been a proper Sheffield lad and given his lady friend (Gloria in this case) some good old Sheffield Steel.

If Blades have steel in their pants, would a Wendies erection be 'Pig Iron'?

They’d have to mind the gap...

 

[essexblade73]

Wow, where did you pull Isla St Clair from? She was one of those people who was on telly all the time and then suddenly disappeared. Wonder what she's doing now? (except for cooking eggs with Gloria Hunniford in TH's Kitchen). Has he got anyone else there with him I wonder. Lesley Judd perhaps? Judith Stamper?

Yes. He has Lena Martell grouting the kitchen tiles and Sue Lawley is making a lovely Coffee Cake.

 

[Brian Deane]

They’d have to mind the gap...

Mind it ? They would have to find it first !!