[Alfreton] Horsfield fight re-enactment

[Linz]

opo: = Geoff Horsfield
:nana: = Michael Tonge
:rant: = Stephen Quinn
= Nathan Winder (the Alfreton player)
:cry::blush: = Various Alfreton players in melee
:nono: = Referee

tackles :nana: rather harshly but opo: and :rant: were having none of it. There was much offering of outside by opo: and pushing and shoving by :rant: leaving the gathered :cry::blush: trying to run away. Eventually the :nono: pulled opo: to one side and had a quiet word. :nono: put his hand on opo:'s bottom.

The end.

 

[Pedders]

Ha ha quality, how well did the Horse Play

 

[silverfox]

We should do all reports this way.

 

[Foxy]

I think dancing banana is doing too much to be Mr Tonge in this match however

Pedders.... Horse held ball up well and constantly looked to bring people into play, but ultimately didnt get many chances. Might have something to do with the fact their central defender was nearly raping him every 2 mins though.

 

[Linz]

I think dancing banana is doing to much to be Mr Tonge in this match however

We haven't got a smiley that runs around in circles and falls over though

 

[7UpJordan]

We haven't got a smiley that runs around in circles and falls over though

If anything it should actually just keep going side to side and then fall over.

 

[!tf]

:drunk: robbo

 

[happyhippy]

I like the club shop in the background actually. Rather more upmarket that the 'shop' at Runcorn (don't ask), which was a bloke outside the ground with a suitcase full of crap, and a sign (which probably cost more than his entire stock) saying "Official Merchandise".

 

[mrteabag]

love that report

 

[bladeswench]

That was great!

 

[shorehamview]

:nono: put his hand on opo:'s bottom.

Did opo: mind that :nono: had touched his bottom? Was opo: hoping for a bit of:mwah: or maybe even :kissass: or some :bummer: action?

 

[Linz]

Did opo: mind that :nono: had touched his bottom? Was opo: hoping for a bit of:mwah: or maybe even :kissass: or some :bummer: action?

I think opo: was too busy still mouthing off at to notice what :nono: did with his hands.