Alex Bruce

[alcoblade]

More humourless drivel from the self appointed site comedian, how boring.

:gallop:

But he said you were a miserable cunt.

No humour, no waffle, just cold hard fact.

UTB

 

[shorehamview]

But he said you were a miserable cunt.

No humour, no waffle, just cold hard fact.

UTB

Actually I didn't call anybody a miserable cunt.

I merely pointed out that I'm not.

 

[silverfox]

Actually I didn't call anybody a miserable cunt.

I merely pointed out that I'm not.

You are!

:gallop:

 

[Big Mart]

Not half as boring from the cross-dressing self appointed Site Miserable And Mardy Chap. As other posters have asked, why do you go? Why do you post on here? You have nothing to say other than "United are shit" and "Big Mart is always right regardless of the facts" and about how "rocks" you are, whatever that means.

Have you tried smiling at anything? Have you ever laughed?

Or are you the little boy that sat at the back, covering his ears and screaming "lalala, not listening" whenever he hears something he doesn't like? The little boy with no friends, desperate to be loved and liked but distancing himself with every ridiculous utterance?

The little boy telling the same horse joke over and over in the desperate hope that one day someone will praise him, instead of mocking him for the sad, lonely and miserable man he has grown into?


Anyway, Alex Bruce.
Meh.

There you go again, on and on and on like a broken record. FFS, stop trying to get a bite, you're neither intelligent nor witty enough so why not shut the fuck up and go spend some time dreaming up some more of your spontaneous humour :bummer:

:gallop:

 

[Big Mart]

But he said you were a miserable cunt.

No humour, no waffle, just cold hard fact.

UTB

Actually I didn't call anybody a miserable cunt.

I merely pointed out that I'm not.

There ya go, now try to keep up in future, and try to read the posts and digest them before trying to appear clever. Must be all that alcohol dumbing you down :thumbup:

:gallop:

 

[Big Mart]

Hey Martin, shall we meet up to watch the Cardiff game, or will your tourettes be too much in public for Mrs Mart and Mrs NYB?

I'm trying to get the Tourettes under control a bit, but as soon as that whistle blows I tend to regress. Don't know if the bar downstairs is opening for the match yet, I know they are for the Leeds game, and as they know my allegiance they were thinking it'd be an opportunity to give me some jip should we get beat.

:gallop:

 

[raul]

Are you still drinking Hawk?

 

[alcoblade]

There ya go, now try to keep up in future, and try to read the posts and digest them before trying to appear clever. Must be all that alcohol dumbing you down :thumbup:

:gallop:

Apologies for the error. But you are, factually, a miserable cunt. So no harm was done.

UTB

PS I'm freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...........................................

 

[Big Mart]

But you are, factually, a miserable cunt. So no harm was done.

Ooh, you called me a nasty name, you must be drunk and feeling brave :dj::dj:

:gallop:

 

[William Large]

Some people seem to take great delight in fucking whining and moaning about everything, why do you bother 'supporting' United? Why not fuck off and follow Chelsea or Man U? We all have an opinion and like a rant now and again but for fuck's sake when clearly nothing is good enough for you and everything is shite, why not go away. There are literally hundreds of you at every game, that do nothing but criticise and complain about everything all fucking game. I bet you loved it when we really were shite, when we had no prospects and no aspirations. I bet your favourite game was in 1988 when we got spanked 0 - 5 at home by Oldham. This isn't specifically directed at a particular person but you know who you are. Miserable moaning cunts. Try smiling once in a while, you never know you might like it! Then again.......................

 

[alcoblade]

Ooh, you called me a nasty name, you must be drunk and feeling brave :dj::dj:

:gallop:

feeling brave? You cross dressing bafoon - I'm freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.


UTB

 

[Big Mart]

feeling brave? You cross dressing bafoon - I'm freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

And that's where this little diatribe stops, can't really have a decent spat with someone who can't spell such a simple word as BUFFOON.

No wonder you're freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, you're illiterate :shakehead::loopy::shakehead:

:gallop:

 

[alcoblade]

And that's where this little diatribe stops, can't really have a decent spat with someone who can't spell such a simple word as BUFFOON.

No wonder you're freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, you're illiterate :shakehead::loopy::shakehead:

:gallop:

Your journey rocketing through the ranks to the role of unpaid internet bulletin board spell checker is complete. Get yourself out and buy a new dress to celebrate fella....




UTB

 

[Studge]

And that's where this little diatribe stops, can't really have a decent spat with someone who can't spell such a simple word as BUFFON.

No wonder you're freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, you're illiterate :shakehead::loopy::shakehead:

:gallop:

Ah Gianluca back on to football could he not do a job for us.

 

[dutchblade]

Says our resident crossdresser. It's like being harangued by Mrs. Doubtfire.

"Ye'll no be lookin' forward to watching the wee chappies down at the Lane, will ye?"

Yes. Not because we've signed the best players in the world - it's blatantly obvious that we haven't - but because I actually look forward to match days. Not just the football, the whole shebang. I am able to find some enjoyment in being a Blade.

I don't sit at home wondering what I can moan about next, because I'm not a miserable cunt.

I don't expect us to sweep all before us, and I don't expect us to break the bank every season signing players. It would be nice, but I don't expect it in the same way I don't expect my boss to give me a wheelbarrow full of cash every week. Sure, it'd be lovely to sign exactly who we want and to be paid more than Tom Cruise, but I don't expect it like it's a divine right. I have a sense of realism, rather than my head up my arse.

Agree! UTB!

 

[DuncDisorderly]

Anyway, at the risk of straying back to the topic...

Word on the street is that Alex Bruce IS a done deal. annoucement today, £200k. I'm satisfied with this. Good defender who can play CB or RB. Previous captain at Ipswich and another leader at the back. If Carl Dickinson turns up as expected then we look to have a strong and experienced back line by Cardiff...

 

[Highbury_Blade]

If bruce signs we'll have some good strength in depth at CB, but it's the full-backs that worry me. who out of Kozzy and France will be considered first choice at RB?

 

[beechblade]

With Bruce coming in I'd say we'd see Nyron possibly slotting into the RB position.

 

[SwissBlade]

With Bruce coming in I'd say we'd see Nyron possibly slotting into the RB position.

Which is where I think he's more effective/ less dangerous, so a decent move

 

[JohnDenver]

Anyway, at the risk of straying back to the topic...

Word on the street is that Alex Bruce IS a done deal. annoucement today, £200k. I'm satisfied with this. Good defender who can play CB or RB. Previous captain at Ipswich and another leader at the back. If Carl Dickinson turns up as expected then we look to have a strong and experienced back line by Cardiff...

Is he any good these days?

I remember him as the kid waaaay out of his depth in his dad's team at Brum. Maybe very unfair nowadays...

 

[beechblade]

Which is where I think he's more effective/ less dangerous, so a decent move

Yes he looked much better in that position.

 

[Linz]

This thread has just been brought to my attention.

May I remind our users that name-calling and "insulting" is not and never will be acceptable on this forum while Foxy and I are in charge.

This is a forum where people can respectfully counter each others' opinions without resorting to the childishness that is considered the norm elsewhere.

If you can't have a debate without calling someone a "cunt", you will soon find yourself banned and unable to post anywhere other than elsewhere.

Your choice.