Alaves fans view on Oli Burke

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un jugador que se pone dura la polla. cuando está en la bola. presagia muy bien
 
I was gonna google translate some of these but I'm at work
 
Cerberus Blade said:
Solía tener una buena erección al verlo

Él es una mierda caliente

Le dejaria joder a mi esposa

Hasta el Blades!
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You've just reminded me of a great pasttime...

Google translate song lyrics to a different language, then translate them back again. Can even go via two or 3 languages 🤣🤣...

Here's the GCB song translated to Punjabi then back again:

You fill my penis like a gallon of magnet.
Like a wooden packet.
Like stealing a good pin.
Like a night in Sheffield.
Like a smooth chip weed.
Like Sheffield United.
Come fill me up again
 



mattbianco1 said:
Here's the GCB song translated to Punjabi then back again:
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This is exactly how I like to waste my time. To Russian, to Vietnamese and back to English:

You fill my senses
Like a magnet gallon
Like the Woodbines pack,
Like a pinch of delicious cigarettes
Like a night in Sheffield
Like greasy crumbs
Like Sheffield United
Refill me
Na na na na na ... Oooh!
 
“El’s Bells”

We could do with Roberto for this thread, anyone seen him recently?
 
mattbianco1 said:
You've just reminded me of a great pasttime...

Google translate song lyrics to a different language, then translate them back again. Can even go via two or 3 languages 🤣🤣...

Here's the GCB song translated to Punjabi then back again:

You fill my penis like a gallon of magnet.
Like a wooden packet.
Like stealing a good pin.
Like a night in Sheffield.
Like a smooth chip weed.
Like Sheffield United.
Come fill me up again
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I'm in Bulgaria but on their version of ber365, we translate to.... if you let chrome do it automatically, Chief Yun, which is one of the best for me.....
 
These are genuine comments (translated by me) about Burke taken from the Alaves.org forum. They ain't too pretty.......

I like Burke but knowing the English market he will be on too much money for us to keep him

Burke was man of the match yesterday but I still wouldn’t keep him on

Burke is the forward who most worked his balls off for us

Apart from the odd flash of brilliance from Burke, we are toothless up front

Burke: pack him of to Benidorm

What Burke did for the 1st goal should see him lose his wage for the year, completely misunderstood the play

Burke is a mountain fell runner (I have no idea if this is a complement or not!)

Burke only knows how to run forward like a headless chicken. He certainly doesn’t like to track back

Burke had a good game today (from February)

Burke looked good and found space (from February)

Burke looked a bit lost (although he never stopped running)

After Burke’s passiveness v Betis who would risk playing him?

Only Pons and Burke are guaranteed to play well

Madrid’s 2nd goal came from Burke losing the ball in midfield

Burke offers strength, speed and nothing else

Burke had a great game today and is making Rioja’s life very difficult

Burke is pure strength with zero skill, I don’t know why we signed him
 



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