Incoming? Al-Mu'attasim Billah Ali Mohamed Al-Musrati

[Roygbiv]

 

[Bladesman]

Worth 20million euro's on FC25.

 

[Roygbiv]

Too old for us surely. We like teenage boys

 

[Latters]

We need some grown ups. A quick google search has him down as a defensive midfielder. Potential Souza replacement?

 

[TJB.]

Chansiri should be all over this signing. The profit margin on the shirt lettering will have HMRC paid off in no time.

 

[jono_t2000]

To the tune of Kum-ba-ya

“Mu-attasim, oh Lord...
Ali Billah, oh Lord...
Mo Musrati, oh Lord…
We’ll just call you... DAVE!”

 

[Slug]

Think that's the same account who linked us with the Turkish centre half a few weeks ago?

Looks to be a bit of a troll account I think

 

[Tongeincheek]

Did anyone else think when they saw the thread title and that it was started by Roy that he’d finally had a breakdown in the face of all the exotic names the new recruitment model is throwing up?

 

[Wards]

Yeah, seems that's something of a parody account sadly.

 

[Thrice]

I enjoy these obscure rumours, but it's time to actually make some of them happen.

 

[Barstoneworth Ottershaw]

Too old for us surely. We like teenage boys

 

[robbiez666]

If you think of the cost of having that name on a shirt that signing pays for itself.

 

[Aston max]

Too old for us surely. We like teenage boys

 

[Reedy1889]

Not getting that name on the back of my shirt.

 

[CaptainMorgans]

Feel like every window Twitter links is with a bunch of players out the Turkish league with a 0% success rate.

 

[The Crab]

Did anyone else think when they saw the thread title and that it was started by Roy that he’d finally had a breakdown in the face of all the exotic names the new recruitment model is throwing up?

By the time I’d finished reading it, news at ten was coming on…

 

[S26Dave]

You can call me Al

 

[SouthStandGBlock]

Hope he's got a nickname, or we will be singing his name for most of the 1st half.

 

[Eric_Brooks]

Too old for us surely. We like teenage boys

Expect a knock on the door

 

[Ldn_Rd_Blades]

You can call me Al

You can call me Betty

 

[Flatulent_Bob]

You can call me Betty

And Betty when you call me, you can call me Al.

 

[Guesty]

What I love about that video is that Chevy Chase is better at lip synching to a Paul Simon song than Paul Simon is.

 

[Bell4]

Too old for us surely. We like teenage boys

Yup - and leggings

 

[Tony_Kaufman]

To the tune of Kum-ba-ya

“Mu-attasim, oh Lord...
Ali Billah, oh Lord...
Mo Musrati, oh Lord…
We’ll just call you... DAVE!”

Or My Sweet Lord by George Harrison.

Mu-Attasim (hallelujah)
Ali Billah (hallelujah)

 

[sufc323]

We could have a chant that lasts longer than the match

With an A and I and an M a U..

 

[Harrisblade]

We could have a chant that lasts longer than the match

With an A and I and an M a U..

The chant will last for about 6 letters and then descend into chaos as the fans trouble with spelling complicated names makes them give up

 

[HeySethUTB]

Looks like a right big nasty skillful barsteward




DO WANT!

 

[DifferentClass]

To the tune of Kum-ba-ya

“Mu-attasim, oh Lord...
Ali Billah, oh Lord...
Mo Musrati, oh Lord…
We’ll just call you... DAVE!”

Isn't that why the pigs called Atdhe Nuhiu "Big Dave"?

 

[itsinyerblood]

Too old for us surely. We like teenage boys

Speak for yourself weirdo!

 

[Blade56]

Thought this was a made up rumour?

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