A song for Danny at the sty?

[2ndtenorblade]

I can't sleep because of this, to the Leonard Cohen song.

You used to be premier league,
But now you're in division three,
Yet you pigs still think you're massive don't ya?
It goes like this,
We're top you're fifth
You're on the fall we're on the lift,
The ginger smegson bows to agent Danny
hallelujah, agent Danny, hallelujah, agent Danny.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3Fkuq5Lf0Q&feature=related

 

[BornOnShorehamStreet]

Leonard Cohen

In the early 70's we had a phrase that described his music but in view of recent events I'll not repeat it on here

Suffice to say..........

 

[2ndtenorblade]

Well I think his music is beautiful, it does not deserve that 70’s tag. Just watch some of his live performances.

 

[boo radley]

I can't sleep because of this, to the Leonard Cohen song.

You used to be premier league,
But now you're in division three,
Yet you pigs still think you're massive don't ya?
It goes like this,
We're top you're fifth
You're on the fall we're on the lift,
The ginger smegson bows to agent Danny
hallelujah, agent Danny, hallelujah, agent Danny.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3Fkuq5Lf0Q&feature=related

Whats up, sat twiddling your thumbs at KPS today?

Actually I'd love us to sing more songs. I've constantly said we need a 2nd verse to 'Greasy chip Buttie'.

 

[super_pig]

>I've constantly said we need a 2nd verse to 'Greasy chip Buttie'.
get writing one then!!.. love the words 2ndtenor but not being a fan of mr cohen i don't know the tune.. danny wilsons' red and white army will do for me.. anything.. the wind up will be biblical

 

[boo radley]

>I've constantly said we need a 2nd verse to 'Greasy chip Buttie'.
get writing one then!!.. love the words 2ndtenor but not being a fan of mr cohen i don't know the tune.. danny wilsons' red and white army will do for me.. anything.. the wind up will be biblical

Have done. It was on here a good few months ago or even about a year and more. It would be good if we all chipped in together to refine a 2nd verse.

 

[sitwell]

'Theres only one Agent Wilson' will be ok for me ,when we are 3-0 up.

 

[Pinchy]

Post-match (hopefully), Wilson Wonderland:

"One Danny Wilson
There's only one Danny Wilson
He's dancing a jig
'Cos we beat the pigs
Walking in a Wilson Wonderland."

 

[boo radley]

Post-match (hopefully), Wilson Wonderland:

"One Danny Wilson
There's only one Danny Wilson
He's dancing a jig
'Cos we beat the pigs
Walking in a Wilson Wonderland."

Not bad and no mention of M...... Stop it boo

 

[Coily]

One Danny Wilson
There's only one Danny Wilson
He used to be shite
But now he's alright
Walking in a Wilson Wonderland

 

[Pinchy]

Not bad and no mention of M...... Stop it boo

...I'm more David Copperfield than James Bond!

 

[SwissBlade]

How about this to the tune of "we ain't got a barrel"

We didn't have a song about Danny
But the bloke on RS got Angry,
So we're singing this song,
But it ain't very long,
U-Ni-ted


That should keep them happy

 

[boo radley]

How about this to the tune of "we ain't got a barrel"

We didn't have a song about Danny
But the bloke on RS got Angry,
So we're singing this song,
But it ain't very long,
U-Ni-ted


That should keep them happy

Thats Just fantastic

 

[stannyblade]

Post-match (hopefully), Wilson Wonderland:

"One Danny Wilson
There's only one Danny Wilson
He's dancing a jig
'Cos we beat the pigs
Walking in a Wilson Wonderland."

One Danny Wilson
There's only one Danny Wilson
He used to be shite
But now he's alright
Walking in a Wilson Wonderland

Like both these.

mine was
This city is ours
This city is ours
Thanks to Danny Wilson
This city is ours

 

[Kenilworth]

I would settle for "SWFIUA"

Maybe someone can up with a song based on the Irish anthem 'Danny Boy'

 

[SwissBlade]

As the fulltime Whistle after we win:

"Agent Wilson's fucked it up again"

That'd really fuck with their heads

 

[stannyblade]

As the fulltime Whistle after we win:

"Agent Wilson's fucked it up again"

That'd really fuck with their heads

Thats the one. Then again how can you fuck with their heads more than they already are?

 

[SwissBlade]

Thats the one. Then again how can you fuck with their heads more than they already are?

Good question, It'll be like microwaving a frog... I'd imagine that before a frog bursts, it'd swell up like a balloon, then bang...

You'd sit back thinking, the swelled up frog was funny, but then the bang was even funnier

(not that I ever have or ever would microwave a frog, I just like the though of the MASSIVE wendy fans heads swelling and exploding - just like when Palace sent them down.

 

[stannyblade]

Good question, It'll be like microwaving a frog... I'd imagine that before a frog bursts, it'd swell up like a balloon, then bang...

You'd sit back thinking, the swelled up frog was funny, but then the bang was even funnier

(not that I ever have or ever would microwave a frog, I just like the though of the MASSIVE wendy fans heads swelling and exploding - just like when Palace sent them down.

Would be even better if we went top when we beat them.

 

[dkc Blade]

I love the idea of Blades fans adapting Leonard Cohen songs but I'm not entirely convinced the idea would take off on the Shoreham. However, he has a new album out at the end of the month and I'll be listening to it with the kop in mind.

 

[2ndtenorblade]

I love the idea of Blades fans adapting Leonard Cohen songs but I'm not entirely convinced the idea would take off on the Shoreham. However, he has a new album out at the end of the month and I'll be listening to it with the kop in mind.

One reason behind my choice was that some tart sang (murdered) it on xfactor so people will be familiar with it. My favourite by him is "Dance me to the end of love" I guess I'm just an old softy.

 

[FleaPitBlade]

I would settle for "SWFIUA"

Maybe someone can up with a song based on the Irish anthem 'Danny Boy'

Not happy with the last line though....

Oh Danny boy, the Blades, the Blades are singing
From Gillingham, right up to Merseyside
Hillsborough’s gone, and all the pigs are dying
Oh danny boy, oh danny boy, is red and white

 

[alcoblade]

There's only one Danny Wilson,
One Danny Wilson,
He was with the hogs, Now he's the dogs
Walking in a Wilson Wonderland.

(not my work)

UTB

 

[beightonblade]

As the fulltime Whistle after we win:

"Agent Wilson's fucked it up again"

That'd really fuck with their heads

its got to be.

 

[SwissBlade]

There's only one Danny Wilson,
One Danny Wilson,
He was with the hogs, Now he's the dogs
Walking in a Wilson Wonderland.

(not my work)

UTB

Swiss likes this!

 

[blade too long]

How about some subtle irony , sing the Bond theme tune,dum diddly dum de dum de diddly dum its agent Wilson ,dum de dumi

 

[kingston RAWW]

There's only one Danny Wilson,
One Danny Wilson,
He was with the hogs, Now he's the dogs
Walking in a Wilson Wonderland.

(not my work)

UTB

next verse

Wilsons gone, pigs are crying,
all thats left, is bacon frying.
The porkyness fades, now he's with The Blades.
Walking in a Wilson Wonderland.

 

[alcoblade]

next verse

Wilsons gone, pigs are crying,
all thats left, is bacon frying.
The porkyness fades, now he's with The Blades.
Walking in a Wilson Wonderland.

This has got legs, surely?



UTB

 

[stannyblade]

So weve got
There's only one Danny Wilson,
One Danny Wilson,
He was with the hogs, Now he's the dogs
Walking in a Wilson Wonderland.

Wilsons gone, pigs are crying,
all thats left, is bacon frying.
The porkyness fades, now he's with The Blades.
Walking in a Wilson Wonderland.


So how do we get that started then?

 

[Highbury_Blade]

So weve got
There's only one Danny Wilson,
One Danny Wilson,
He was with the hogs, Now he's the dogs
Walking in a Wilson Wonderland.

Wilsons gone, pigs are crying,
all thats left, is bacon frying.
The porkyness fades, now he's with The Blades.
Walking in a Wilson Wonderland.


So how do we get that started then?

Penultimate line doesn't flow right IMO

"The porkyness fades, now he's a blade"


Next verse.

Wilsons's ours, and we are flying
Megsons yours, you'll soon be crying,
We play like brazil, we'll beat you 5 nil
Walking in a Wilson Wonderland