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Time to relive the pain...

1988 – Lost in Division 3 semi-final v Bristol City (0-1, 1-1)

Manager: Dave Bassett

Should we have done better? No – team was poor and had too many new players due to rapid Bassett turnover

Did failure hurt us long term? Not at all. Back to back promotions, good cup runs and 4 seasons in the top flight followed

Highlight: Colin Morris’ superb goal in his last appearance

Lowlight: Paul Williams’ miss

Blades Playoff anti-hero: Paul Williams

Most vivid personal memory: the newness and strangeness of it all


1997 – Beat Ipswich in Division 1 semi-final (1-1, 2-2 aet, won on away goals), lost final 0-1 to Palace

Manager: Howard Kendall

Should we have done better? Yes - Once we got past Ipswich, we should have beaten Palace. We had an excellent squad

Did failure hurt us long term?
Yes. The club was regarded by many as a PL club in waiting at the time, and this failure set us back years.

Highlight: drawing at Ipswich against all odds. Longest night of my life, and the only time we’ve advanced from a second leg away.

Lowlight: David Hopkin

Blades Playoff anti-hero: Howard Kendall, whose timidity away from Bramall Lane post-Christmas and lax preparation cost us dearly.

Most vivid personal memory: Katchouro’s opener at Portman Road, which silenced an Ipswich victory party that had started before the game


1998 – Lost in Division 1 semi-final v Sunderland (2-1, 0-2)

Manager: Steve Thompson

Should we have done better?
No – Sunderland were too good for us after we’d sold many of our better players.

Did failure hurt us long term? Yes. See 1997.

Highlight: Borbokis free kick as we dug deep and beat a superior Sunderland team in the first leg

Lowlight: Nicky Marker’s unlucky own goal

Blades Playoff anti-hero: Charles Green and Mike McDonald

Most vivid personal memory: Being impressed how superior Sunderland were early on and amazed we came back to beat them in the first leg


2003 – Beat Forest in Division 1 semi-final (1-1, 4-3 aet), lost final 0-3 to Wolves

Manager: Neil Warnock

Should we have done better? Yes – after all we’d been through we should have had enough to beat Wolves. Their superiority was surprising above all else

Did failure hurt us long term? No really. We went up 3 seasons later after 2 near misses

Highlight: the win vs Forest was arguably the best game this century, yet alone in the playoffs

Lowlight: Brown’s penalty miss in the final capping a miserable 90 minutes

Blades Playoff anti-hero: Brown the obvious pick, despite his great season. Windass and Warnock didn’t cover themselves in glory before and during the final either.

Most vivid personal memory: “Oh my God! Oh my God!”


2009 – Beat Preston in Championship semi-final (1-1, 1-0 aet), lost final 0-1 to Burnley

Manager: Kevin Blackwell

Should we have done better? No, not with Blackwell in charge and the limited forward line options we had

Did failure hurt us long term?
Yes. It took a decade to get back to this position again.

Highlight: Kyle Walker’s early appearances: looked like a PL player from the start. Also Halford’s goal capped a fine season by him.

Lowlight: Mike Dean turning down penalty appeals and the shambles of the last few minutes

Blades Playoff anti-hero: Blackwell for his naivety when Burnley beat us in the same way as they had a few weeks previously, with honourable mentions for those morons Ward and Hendrie

Most vivid personal memory: Craig “shit bastard” Beattie being outjumped and outfought and whining about it for 90 minutes


2012 – Beat Stevenage in League One semi-final (0-0, 1-0), lost final 8-7 on pens to Huddersfield after 0-0 draw aet

Manager: Danny Wilson

Should we have done better? Yes. Whilst everything had conspired against us, to lose that penalty shootout was criminal

Did failure hurt us long term? Yes. 5 more years in League One beckoned and this was our best chance to get out before Wilder came

Highlight: My Dad sat next to Kyle Walker in the first leg at Stevenage. Plus Chris Porter goals are always fun

Lowlight: Simonsen’s pen, of course

Blades Playoff anti-hero: Probably Simonsen, but ”penalty specialist” Andy Taylor and Ched Evans were not in my good books afterwards.

Most vivid personal memory: turning off my laptop at the end of extra time, because I knew we would lose the shootout. Didn’t think it would be like that, though


2013 – Lost to Yeovil in League One semi-final (1-0, 0-2)

Manager: Chris Morgan

Should we have done better? No. All 3 teams were better than us, and everyone knew it (see the first leg attendance for proof)

Did failure hurt us long term: Yes, see 2012

Highlight: Er…winning the first leg I suppose

Lowlight: Knowing a 1-0 lead wouldn’t be enough against Yeovil

Blades Playoff anti-hero: Kevin McCabe, who made a series of idiot decisions that saw us go from automatic promotion contenders to having no chance in the playoffs

Most vivid personal memory: not bothering to watch the second leg, because the result was obvious in advance


2015 – Lost to Swindon in League One semi-final (1-2, 5-5)

Manager: Nigel Clough

Should we have done better? No. The other semi-finalists were better, we were in awful form going in, and Clough was having a terrible year

Did failure hurt us long term: No, though there was the pain of 2015-6 to get through before better times came

Highlight: The comeback in the most bizarre playoff match of all time

Lowlight: The biggest impediment to our progress being the manager

Blades Playoff anti-hero: Kevin McCabe, who made a series of idiot decisions that saw us go from automatic promotion contenders to having no chance in the playoffs

Most vivid personal memory: the rage after a back 4 featuring 4 full backs gave up a 3-0 lead in the first 15 minutes at Swindon


8 fun playoff facts
  1. Michael Brown is the only Blades player to score more than once for us in the playoffs.
  2. 8 playoff campaigns without winning one is a record.
  3. One other team has lost 4 finals without winning one: Reading. They have at least bothered to score a few goals in those games.
  4. Billy Sharp has been on United’s books for 2 playoff campaigns – 2009 and this year. He missed the 2009 games due to injury, and the signs are that this will happen again this year.
  5. United have never won an away game in the playoffs, though we have only lost once at home.
  6. Neil Warnock had won all 4 playoff tournaments he’d contested before losing with us in 2003. He did one more after leaving us, and lost that one too.
  7. Kyle McFadzean scored our winner against Yeovil in the 1st leg in 2013, but never scored a league goal for us.
  8. The biggest crowd to watch us was 80,518 for the 2009 final. The smallest was 5,802 at Stevenage in the 2012 semi final.

5 Common themes in our playoff campaigns

Boring playoff finals with hardly any goalmouth action: 1997 and 2012 (and arguably 2009)

Seasons we have gone into the playoffs with key forwards unavailable for one reason or another: 1998, 2009, 2012, 2013, 2022

Seasons where it might have helped if the team had trained more and drunk less: 1997, 2003, 2015

Seasons where the manager who began the season was not manager in the playoffs: 1988, 1998, 2013, 2022

Seasons in which we won the last game before the playoffs: 1988 and 2022
 
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Time to relive the pain...

1988 – Lost in Division 3 semi-final v Bristol City (0-1, 1-1)

Manager: Dave Bassett

Should we have done better? No – team was poor and had too many new players due to rapid Bassett turnover

Did failure hurt us long term? Not at all. Back to back promotions, good cup runs and 4 seasons in the top flight followed

Highlight: Colin Morris’ superb goal in his last appearance

Lowlight: Paul Williams’ miss

Blades Playoff anti-hero: Paul Williams

Most vivid personal memory: the newness and strangeness of it all


1997 – Beat Ipswich in Division 1 semi-final (1-1, 2-2 aet, won on away goals), lost final 0-1 to Palace

Manager: Howard Kendall

Should we have done better? Yes - Once we got past Ipswich, we should have beaten Palace. We had an excellent squad

Did failure hurt us long term?
Yes. The club was regarded by many as a PL club in waiting at the time, and this failure set us back years.

Highlight: drawing at Ipswich against all odds. Longest night of my life, and the only time we’ve advanced from a second leg away.

Lowlight: David Hopkin

Blades Playoff anti-hero: Howard Kendall, whose timidity away from Bramall Lane post-Christmas and lax preparation cost us dearly.

Most vivid personal memory: Katchouro’s opener at Portman Road, which silenced an Ipswich victory party that had started before the game


1998 – Lost in Division 1 semi-final v Sunderland (2-1, 0-2)

Manager: Steve Thompson

Should we have done better?
No – Sunderland were too good for us after we’d sold many of our better players.

Did failure hurt us long term? Yes. See 1997.

Highlight: Borbokis free kick as we dug deep and beat a superior Sunderland team in the first leg

Lowlight: Nicky Marker’s unlucky own goal

Blades Playoff anti-hero: Charles Green and Mike McDonald

Most vivid personal memory: Being impressed how superior Sunderland were early on and amazed we came back to beat them in the first leg


2003 – Beat Forest in Division 1 semi-final (1-1, 4-3 aet), lost final 0-3 to Wolves

Manager: Neil Warnock

Should we have done better? Yes – after all we’d been through we should have had enough to beat Wolves. Their superiority was surprising above all else

Did failure hurt us long term? No really. We went up 3 seasons later after 2 near misses

Highlight: the win vs Forest was arguably the best game this century, yet alone in the playoffs

Lowlight: Brown’s penalty miss in the final capping a miserable 90 minutes

Blades Playoff anti-hero: Brown the obvious pick, despite his great season. Windass and Warnock didn’t cover themselves in glory before and during the final either.

Most vivid personal memory: “Oh my God! Oh my God!”


2009 – Beat Preston in Championship 1 semi-final (1-1, 1-0 aet), lost final 0-1 to Burnley

Manager: Kevin Blackwell

Should we have done better? No, not with Blackwell in charge and the limited forward line options we had

Did failure hurt us long term?
Yes. It took a decade to get back to this position again.

Highlight: Kyle Walker’s early appearances: looked like a PL player from the start. Also Halford’s goal capped a fine season by him.

Lowlight: Mike Dean turning down penalty appeals and the shambles of the last few minutes

Blades Playoff anti-hero: Blackwell for his naivety when Burnley beat us in the same way as they had a few weeks previously, with honourable mentions for those morons Ward and Hendrie

Most vivid personal memory: Craig “shit bastard” Beattie being outjumped and outfought and whining about it for 90 minutes


2012 – Beat Stevenage in League One semi-final (0-0, 1-0), lost final 8-7 on pens to Huddersfield after 0-0 draw aet

Manager: Danny Wilson

Should we have done better? Yes. Whilst everything had conspired against us, to lose that penalty shootout was criminal

Did failure hurt us long term? Yes. 5 more years in League One beckoned and this was our best chance to get out before Wilder came

Highlight: My Dad sat next to Kyle Walker in the first leg at Stevenage. Plus Chris Porter goals are always fun

Lowlight: Simonsen’s pen, of course

Blades Playoff anti-hero: Probably Simonsen, but ”penalty specialist” Andy Taylor and Ched Evans were not in my good books afterwards.

Most vivid personal memory: turning off my laptop at the end of extra time, because I knew we would lose the shootout. Didn’t think it would be like that, though


2013 – Lost to Yeovil in League One semi-final (1-0, 0-2)

Manager: Chris Morgan

Should we have done better? No. All 3 teams were better than us, and everyone knew it (see the first leg attendance for proof)

Did failure hurt us long term: Yes, see 2012

Highlight: Er…winning the first leg I suppose

Lowlight: Knowing a 1-0 lead wouldn’t be enough against Yeovil

Blades Playoff anti-hero: Kevin McCabe, who made a series of idiot decisions that saw us go from automatic promotion contenders to having no chance in the playoffs

Most vivid personal memory: not bothering to watch the second leg, because the result was obvious in advance


2015 – Lost to Swindon in League One semi-final (1-2, 5-5)

Manager: Nigel Clough

Should we have done better? No. The other semi-finalists were better, we were in awful form going in, and Clough was having a terrible year

Did failure hurt us long term: No, though there was the pain of 2015-6 to get through before better times came

Highlight: The comeback in the most bizarre playoff match of all time

Lowlight: The biggest impediment to our progress being the manager

Blades Playoff anti-hero: Kevin McCabe, who made a series of idiot decisions that saw us go from automatic promotion contenders to having no chance in the playoffs

Most vivid personal memory: the rage after a back 4 featuring 4 full backs gave up a 3-0 lead in the first 15 minutes at Swindon


8 fun playoff facts
  1. Michael Brown is the only Blades player to score more than once for us in the playoffs.
  2. 8 playoff campaigns without winning one is a record.
  3. One other team has lost 4 finals without winning one: Reading. They have at least bothered to score a few goals in those games.
  4. Billy Sharp has been on United’s books for 2 playoff campaigns – 2009 and this year. He missed the 2009 games due to injury, and the signs are that this will happen again this year.
  5. United have never won an away game in the playoffs, though we have only lost once at home.
  6. Neil Warnock had won all 4 playoff tournaments he’d contested before losing with us in 2003. He did one more after leaving us, and lost that one too.
  7. Kyle McFadzean scored our winner against Yeovil in the 1st leg in 2013, but never scored a league goal for us.
  8. The biggest crowd to watch us was 80,518 for the 2009 final. The smallest was 5,802 at Stevenage in the 2012 semi final.

5 Common themes in our playoff campaigns

Boring playoff finals with hardly any goalmouth action: 1997 and 2012 (and arguably 2009)

Seasons we have gone into the playoffs with key forwards unavailable for one reason or another: 1998, 2009, 2012, 2013, 2022

Seasons where it might have helped if the team had trained more and drunk less: 1997, 2003, 2015

Seasons where the manager who began the season was not manager in the playoffs: 1988, 1998, 2013, 2022

Seasons in which we won the last game before the playoffs: 1988 and 2022


Nice bit of work there from "bad memory" lane.
 
Time to relive the pain...

1988 – Lost in Division 3 semi-final v Bristol City (0-1, 1-1)

Manager: Dave Bassett

Should we have done better? No – team was poor and had too many new players due to rapid Bassett turnover

Did failure hurt us long term? Not at all. Back to back promotions, good cup runs and 4 seasons in the top flight followed

Highlight: Colin Morris’ superb goal in his last appearance

Lowlight: Paul Williams’ miss

Blades Playoff anti-hero: Paul Williams

Most vivid personal memory: the newness and strangeness of it all


1997 – Beat Ipswich in Division 1 semi-final (1-1, 2-2 aet, won on away goals), lost final 0-1 to Palace

Manager: Howard Kendall

Should we have done better? Yes - Once we got past Ipswich, we should have beaten Palace. We had an excellent squad

Did failure hurt us long term?
Yes. The club was regarded by many as a PL club in waiting at the time, and this failure set us back years.

Highlight: drawing at Ipswich against all odds. Longest night of my life, and the only time we’ve advanced from a second leg away.

Lowlight: David Hopkin

Blades Playoff anti-hero: Howard Kendall, whose timidity away from Bramall Lane post-Christmas and lax preparation cost us dearly.

Most vivid personal memory: Katchouro’s opener at Portman Road, which silenced an Ipswich victory party that had started before the game


1998 – Lost in Division 1 semi-final v Sunderland (2-1, 0-2)

Manager: Steve Thompson

Should we have done better?
No – Sunderland were too good for us after we’d sold many of our better players.

Did failure hurt us long term? Yes. See 1997.

Highlight: Borbokis free kick as we dug deep and beat a superior Sunderland team in the first leg

Lowlight: Nicky Marker’s unlucky own goal

Blades Playoff anti-hero: Charles Green and Mike McDonald

Most vivid personal memory: Being impressed how superior Sunderland were early on and amazed we came back to beat them in the first leg


2003 – Beat Forest in Division 1 semi-final (1-1, 4-3 aet), lost final 0-3 to Wolves

Manager: Neil Warnock

Should we have done better? Yes – after all we’d been through we should have had enough to beat Wolves. Their superiority was surprising above all else

Did failure hurt us long term? No really. We went up 3 seasons later after 2 near misses

Highlight: the win vs Forest was arguably the best game this century, yet alone in the playoffs

Lowlight: Brown’s penalty miss in the final capping a miserable 90 minutes

Blades Playoff anti-hero: Brown the obvious pick, despite his great season. Windass and Warnock didn’t cover themselves in glory before and during the final either.

Most vivid personal memory: “Oh my God! Oh my God!”


2009 – Beat Preston in Championship semi-final (1-1, 1-0 aet), lost final 0-1 to Burnley

Manager: Kevin Blackwell

Should we have done better? No, not with Blackwell in charge and the limited forward line options we had

Did failure hurt us long term?
Yes. It took a decade to get back to this position again.

Highlight: Kyle Walker’s early appearances: looked like a PL player from the start. Also Halford’s goal capped a fine season by him.

Lowlight: Mike Dean turning down penalty appeals and the shambles of the last few minutes

Blades Playoff anti-hero: Blackwell for his naivety when Burnley beat us in the same way as they had a few weeks previously, with honourable mentions for those morons Ward and Hendrie

Most vivid personal memory: Craig “shit bastard” Beattie being outjumped and outfought and whining about it for 90 minutes


2012 – Beat Stevenage in League One semi-final (0-0, 1-0), lost final 8-7 on pens to Huddersfield after 0-0 draw aet

Manager: Danny Wilson

Should we have done better? Yes. Whilst everything had conspired against us, to lose that penalty shootout was criminal

Did failure hurt us long term? Yes. 5 more years in League One beckoned and this was our best chance to get out before Wilder came

Highlight: My Dad sat next to Kyle Walker in the first leg at Stevenage. Plus Chris Porter goals are always fun

Lowlight: Simonsen’s pen, of course

Blades Playoff anti-hero: Probably Simonsen, but ”penalty specialist” Andy Taylor and Ched Evans were not in my good books afterwards.

Most vivid personal memory: turning off my laptop at the end of extra time, because I knew we would lose the shootout. Didn’t think it would be like that, though


2013 – Lost to Yeovil in League One semi-final (1-0, 0-2)

Manager: Chris Morgan

Should we have done better? No. All 3 teams were better than us, and everyone knew it (see the first leg attendance for proof)

Did failure hurt us long term: Yes, see 2012

Highlight: Er…winning the first leg I suppose

Lowlight: Knowing a 1-0 lead wouldn’t be enough against Yeovil

Blades Playoff anti-hero: Kevin McCabe, who made a series of idiot decisions that saw us go from automatic promotion contenders to having no chance in the playoffs

Most vivid personal memory: not bothering to watch the second leg, because the result was obvious in advance


2015 – Lost to Swindon in League One semi-final (1-2, 5-5)

Manager: Nigel Clough

Should we have done better? No. The other semi-finalists were better, we were in awful form going in, and Clough was having a terrible year

Did failure hurt us long term: No, though there was the pain of 2015-6 to get through before better times came

Highlight: The comeback in the most bizarre playoff match of all time

Lowlight: The biggest impediment to our progress being the manager

Blades Playoff anti-hero: Kevin McCabe, who made a series of idiot decisions that saw us go from automatic promotion contenders to having no chance in the playoffs

Most vivid personal memory: the rage after a back 4 featuring 4 full backs gave up a 3-0 lead in the first 15 minutes at Swindon


8 fun playoff facts
  1. Michael Brown is the only Blades player to score more than once for us in the playoffs.
  2. 8 playoff campaigns without winning one is a record.
  3. One other team has lost 4 finals without winning one: Reading. They have at least bothered to score a few goals in those games.
  4. Billy Sharp has been on United’s books for 2 playoff campaigns – 2009 and this year. He missed the 2009 games due to injury, and the signs are that this will happen again this year.
  5. United have never won an away game in the playoffs, though we have only lost once at home.
  6. Neil Warnock had won all 4 playoff tournaments he’d contested before losing with us in 2003. He did one more after leaving us, and lost that one too.
  7. Kyle McFadzean scored our winner against Yeovil in the 1st leg in 2013, but never scored a league goal for us.
  8. The biggest crowd to watch us was 80,518 for the 2009 final. The smallest was 5,802 at Stevenage in the 2012 semi final.

5 Common themes in our playoff campaigns

Boring playoff finals with hardly any goalmouth action: 1997 and 2012 (and arguably 2009)

Seasons we have gone into the playoffs with key forwards unavailable for one reason or another: 1998, 2009, 2012, 2013, 2022

Seasons where it might have helped if the team had trained more and drunk less: 1997, 2003, 2015

Seasons where the manager who began the season was not manager in the playoffs: 1988, 1998, 2013, 2022

Seasons in which we won the last game before the playoffs: 1988 and 2022
An excellent, but depressing read!
 
I was trying to think of ways we haven't lost or fucked up in play offs. I was struggling until I read through this and realised we haven't lost a semi final on penalties..........

Yet!:rolleyes:
 
What a depressing reminder of our play of record. And let’s not forget two FA cup failures at Wembley. Serial chokers aren’t we?

When did everyone relax at the Fulham game and stop fearing a come back victory?
For me:
1-0 nah
2-0 nah
3-0 after 25 mins. Nah plenty of time to fuck up
4-0 just after HT nah - see above

Ten minutes to go when other games were going in our favour? Yes. Finally

So for me we need to completely thrash forest maybe 5 or 6 nil to have any confidence going into the second leg.

You just know that what ever happens Saturday, we will be going into the return leg with very squeaky bums.
 
Time to relive the pain...

1988 – Lost in Division 3 semi-final v Bristol City (0-1, 1-1)

Manager: Dave Bassett

Should we have done better? No – team was poor and had too many new players due to rapid Bassett turnover

Did failure hurt us long term? Not at all. Back to back promotions, good cup runs and 4 seasons in the top flight followed

Highlight: Colin Morris’ superb goal in his last appearance

Lowlight: Paul Williams’ miss

Blades Playoff anti-hero: Paul Williams

Most vivid personal memory: the newness and strangeness of it all


1997 – Beat Ipswich in Division 1 semi-final (1-1, 2-2 aet, won on away goals), lost final 0-1 to Palace

Manager: Howard Kendall

Should we have done better? Yes - Once we got past Ipswich, we should have beaten Palace. We had an excellent squad

Did failure hurt us long term?
Yes. The club was regarded by many as a PL club in waiting at the time, and this failure set us back years.

Highlight: drawing at Ipswich against all odds. Longest night of my life, and the only time we’ve advanced from a second leg away.

Lowlight: David Hopkin

Blades Playoff anti-hero: Howard Kendall, whose timidity away from Bramall Lane post-Christmas and lax preparation cost us dearly.

Most vivid personal memory: Katchouro’s opener at Portman Road, which silenced an Ipswich victory party that had started before the game


1998 – Lost in Division 1 semi-final v Sunderland (2-1, 0-2)

Manager: Steve Thompson

Should we have done better?
No – Sunderland were too good for us after we’d sold many of our better players.

Did failure hurt us long term? Yes. See 1997.

Highlight: Borbokis free kick as we dug deep and beat a superior Sunderland team in the first leg

Lowlight: Nicky Marker’s unlucky own goal

Blades Playoff anti-hero: Charles Green and Mike McDonald

Most vivid personal memory: Being impressed how superior Sunderland were early on and amazed we came back to beat them in the first leg


2003 – Beat Forest in Division 1 semi-final (1-1, 4-3 aet), lost final 0-3 to Wolves

Manager: Neil Warnock

Should we have done better? Yes – after all we’d been through we should have had enough to beat Wolves. Their superiority was surprising above all else

Did failure hurt us long term? No really. We went up 3 seasons later after 2 near misses

Highlight: the win vs Forest was arguably the best game this century, yet alone in the playoffs

Lowlight: Brown’s penalty miss in the final capping a miserable 90 minutes

Blades Playoff anti-hero: Brown the obvious pick, despite his great season. Windass and Warnock didn’t cover themselves in glory before and during the final either.

Most vivid personal memory: “Oh my God! Oh my God!”


2009 – Beat Preston in Championship semi-final (1-1, 1-0 aet), lost final 0-1 to Burnley

Manager: Kevin Blackwell

Should we have done better? No, not with Blackwell in charge and the limited forward line options we had

Did failure hurt us long term?
Yes. It took a decade to get back to this position again.

Highlight: Kyle Walker’s early appearances: looked like a PL player from the start. Also Halford’s goal capped a fine season by him.

Lowlight: Mike Dean turning down penalty appeals and the shambles of the last few minutes

Blades Playoff anti-hero: Blackwell for his naivety when Burnley beat us in the same way as they had a few weeks previously, with honourable mentions for those morons Ward and Hendrie

Most vivid personal memory: Craig “shit bastard” Beattie being outjumped and outfought and whining about it for 90 minutes


2012 – Beat Stevenage in League One semi-final (0-0, 1-0), lost final 8-7 on pens to Huddersfield after 0-0 draw aet

Manager: Danny Wilson

Should we have done better? Yes. Whilst everything had conspired against us, to lose that penalty shootout was criminal

Did failure hurt us long term? Yes. 5 more years in League One beckoned and this was our best chance to get out before Wilder came

Highlight: My Dad sat next to Kyle Walker in the first leg at Stevenage. Plus Chris Porter goals are always fun

Lowlight: Simonsen’s pen, of course

Blades Playoff anti-hero: Probably Simonsen, but ”penalty specialist” Andy Taylor and Ched Evans were not in my good books afterwards.

Most vivid personal memory: turning off my laptop at the end of extra time, because I knew we would lose the shootout. Didn’t think it would be like that, though


2013 – Lost to Yeovil in League One semi-final (1-0, 0-2)

Manager: Chris Morgan

Should we have done better? No. All 3 teams were better than us, and everyone knew it (see the first leg attendance for proof)

Did failure hurt us long term: Yes, see 2012

Highlight: Er…winning the first leg I suppose

Lowlight: Knowing a 1-0 lead wouldn’t be enough against Yeovil

Blades Playoff anti-hero: Kevin McCabe, who made a series of idiot decisions that saw us go from automatic promotion contenders to having no chance in the playoffs

Most vivid personal memory: not bothering to watch the second leg, because the result was obvious in advance


2015 – Lost to Swindon in League One semi-final (1-2, 5-5)

Manager: Nigel Clough

Should we have done better? No. The other semi-finalists were better, we were in awful form going in, and Clough was having a terrible year

Did failure hurt us long term: No, though there was the pain of 2015-6 to get through before better times came

Highlight: The comeback in the most bizarre playoff match of all time

Lowlight: The biggest impediment to our progress being the manager

Blades Playoff anti-hero: Kevin McCabe, who made a series of idiot decisions that saw us go from automatic promotion contenders to having no chance in the playoffs

Most vivid personal memory: the rage after a back 4 featuring 4 full backs gave up a 3-0 lead in the first 15 minutes at Swindon


8 fun playoff facts
  1. Michael Brown is the only Blades player to score more than once for us in the playoffs.
  2. 8 playoff campaigns without winning one is a record.
  3. One other team has lost 4 finals without winning one: Reading. They have at least bothered to score a few goals in those games.
  4. Billy Sharp has been on United’s books for 2 playoff campaigns – 2009 and this year. He missed the 2009 games due to injury, and the signs are that this will happen again this year.
  5. United have never won an away game in the playoffs, though we have only lost once at home.
  6. Neil Warnock had won all 4 playoff tournaments he’d contested before losing with us in 2003. He did one more after leaving us, and lost that one too.
  7. Kyle McFadzean scored our winner against Yeovil in the 1st leg in 2013, but never scored a league goal for us.
  8. The biggest crowd to watch us was 80,518 for the 2009 final. The smallest was 5,802 at Stevenage in the 2012 semi final.

5 Common themes in our playoff campaigns

Boring playoff finals with hardly any goalmouth action: 1997 and 2012 (and arguably 2009)

Seasons we have gone into the playoffs with key forwards unavailable for one reason or another: 1998, 2009, 2012, 2013, 2022

Seasons where it might have helped if the team had trained more and drunk less: 1997, 2003, 2015

Seasons where the manager who began the season was not manager in the playoffs: 1988, 1998, 2013, 2022

Seasons in which we won the last game before the playoffs: 1988 and 2022
All that from memory ! That's excellent. Could write a depressing book on the back of that.
Ironically on the back of that I feel really positive about this year! I feel there is a better vibe amongst the players this time and losing our strikers for play offs is nothing new our front two if you can call em that are exciting players !
Playing with confidence
 
What a depressing reminder of our play of record. And let’s not forget two FA cup failures at Wembley. Serial chokers aren’t we?

When did everyone relax at the Fulham game and stop fearing a come back victory?
For me:
1-0 nah
2-0 nah
3-0 after 25 mins. Nah plenty of time to fuck up
4-0 just after HT nah - see above

Ten minutes to go when other games were going in our favour? Yes. Finally

So for me we need to completely thrash forest maybe 5 or 6 nil to have any confidence going into the second leg.

You just know that what ever happens Saturday, we will be going into the return leg with very squeaky bums.
........unless we lose 4 nil 😳
 
Huddersfield was a horrible day. Disgusting heat with no shade cover, denied a glass of tap water by bar staff because the bar had closed and left behind at Watford Gap by our coach, forcing us to blag a lift off two Hudds supporters whom we convinced to drop us off at Junction 34.

By the time we got to penalty number 6 I genuinely didn't give a fuck anymore. I just wanted to leave. I was too bored, too burned and too thirsty.
 
Huddersfield was a horrible day. Disgusting heat with no shade cover, denied a glass of tap water by bar staff because the bar had closed and left behind at Watford Gap by our coach, forcing us to blag a lift off two Hudds supporters whom we convinced to drop us off at Junction 34.

By the time we got to penalty number 6 I genuinely didn't give a fuck anymore. I just wanted to leave. I was too bored, too burned and too thirsty.

8 hours or so of solid drinking and those fucking penalties, this was when I was smashing beer without realising I had a wheat intolerance as well, surprised I didn't vomit everywhere due to the nerves. I just wanted to go home after it was 5-5 or whatever.
 
Its not us its the red and white stripes

" Clubs that traditionally wear red-and-white-striped shirts with black shorts have a lamentable record. Between them, Brentford (8), Exeter City (2), Lincoln City (6), Sheffield United (8), Southampton (1) and Sunderland (4) have competed in 29 play-offs and none of the sorry six have won a final. "

That was until Brentford last year
 

Its not us its the red and white stripes

" Clubs that traditionally wear red-and-white-striped shirts with black shorts have a lamentable record. Between them, Brentford (8), Exeter City (2), Lincoln City (6), Sheffield United (8), Southampton (1) and Sunderland (4) have competed in 29 play-offs and none of the sorry six have won a final. "

That was until Brentford last year
This was always trotted out, despite the fact that when Cheltenham won the playoffs they were wearing red and white stripes.
 
This was always trotted out, despite the fact that when Cheltenham won the playoffs they were wearing red and white stripes.

Fair enough its still a horriifc record

We must be touching about 10/15 play off and league or fa cup semi final defeats

It will happen one day
 
Huddersfield was a horrible day. Disgusting heat with no shade cover, denied a glass of tap water by bar staff because the bar had closed and left behind at Watford Gap by our coach, forcing us to blag a lift off two Hudds supporters whom we convinced to drop us off at Junction 34.

By the time we got to penalty number 6 I genuinely didn't give a fuck anymore. I just wanted to leave. I was too bored, too burned and too thirsty.
The best decision I’ve made as a Blade was not going to this one. I stayed in Switzerland had a BBQ and got pissed.
 
A very good review unfortunately, Ipswich away was a great night and obviously Forest at home, after that pretty dismal, depressing and on the whole blocked out of my mind
So many bad memories, shocking performances, seeing the other teams fans celebrate and so wishing it was us
 
Never understood the hate Simonsen gets for his penalty miss, surely Lowton who was a good attacking right back who was capable of scoring goals miss at 2-0 to take it to 3-0 in a shootout should get the blame?!


It should never have gone to keepers, but every blade in the stadium knew that simmo penalty wasn't going to go in.
 
Great post. If Play Offs are a lottery this will be our eighth roll of a four-sided dice, having failed seven times previously. Unfortunately those past failures don't change the odds. All we can hope for is that our players give it a real go, and the footballing gods smile on us.
 
Aaargh! I edited the crap out of this and there's still a mistake in it. Kev McCabe is named as anti hero for both 2013 and 2015. That's wrong.

2015's anti hero is of course Nigel Clough, a good manager having a terrible season culminating in the Swindon defensive masterclass.
 
Any stattos with the list of most unsuccessful Playoff teams? Are we close to top still?
 
Perversely enjoyable read, Revolution, cheers.

That Yeovil playoff was so surreal. I didn't watch a single minute of either leg and didn't even follow the away leg (as in I didn't even check the score until after the match). Like you I was so sure we'd lose, even though we had a 1-0 lead going into the second leg! It seems mental now but that was a hard time to be motivated about United. If anything it makes me appreciate how enjoyable the last 6 years have been, last season excepted (although that wasn't real football anyway, and I will continue to tell myself this until the day I die).
 
Looking at those stats then, we need at least a 3 goal lead to take to the scabs next Tuesday to break at least one hoodoo of not winning an away play off leg.

And then play the final in white shorts!!

Which we ll still loose................................ Even if its Luton!!!

Sorry. I ve been a Blade too long.
 

What a depressing reminder of our play of record. And let’s not forget two FA cup failures at Wembley. Serial chokers aren’t we?

When did everyone relax at the Fulham game and stop fearing a come back victory?
For me:
1-0 nah
2-0 nah
3-0 after 25 mins. Nah plenty of time to fuck up
4-0 just after HT nah - see above

Ten minutes to go when other games were going in our favour? Yes. Finally

So for me we need to completely thrash forest maybe 5 or 6 nil to have any confidence going into the second leg.

You just know that what ever happens Saturday, we will be going into the return leg with very squeaky bums.
For us it was the 4th goal v Fulham when we worked out it would need an 8 goal swing in 45 minutes which was highly unlikely, although of course there was still that nagging doubt and a reminder that the last time we played Fulham at home in the Championship, we lost 5-4……
 

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