A day in the life of Julian Winter

[Micalijo]

7.00

Gets up. Mrs asks him if he wants a cup of tea. Winter replies as follows: 'I am not sure that the utilisation of a tea bag for that purpose is a pro-active use of our overall food and drink resources. We must integrate the use of tea bags within the ethos of our family and the transition must be managed with due process and regard for the budgetary model I am intending to implement.'

Mrs bangs head against wall and gets kids ready for school.

9.00

Arrives at BDTBL. Orders 250 corporate management books. Plugs in laptop and searches Google for tips on 'how to talk nonsense and earn big wedge'.

Morgan pops his head round the door. 'Have I got the job yet Julian?' Not yet Morgs, Kevin has told me I have to create the impression that we have at least looked elsewhere to keep the fans happy.'

11.00

Gets his contract out of his drawer and laughs at the sight of it. Can it really be true he says to himself?

Creswell walks in and is immediately handed a 3 year contract extension.

1.00

Asks Rooker if he wants to go for a bite of lunch. Rooker says no thanks.

2.00

Afternoon nap in office

5.00

Home time.

 

[cooperblade]

Morgan pops his head round the door. 'Have I got the job yet Julian?' Not yet Morgs, Kevin has told me I have to create the impression that we have at least looked elsewhere to keep the fans happy.'
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Morgan is 14/1 - get stuck in if you think that's genuinely what is happening.

 

[JohnDenver]

 

[Large Mendonca]

Well i thought it was quite funny ...........

 

[alcoblade]

Considering he fired lots of staff last time, and it sounds like he's in the process of doing so again - he can hardly be accused of just being a corporate bullshitter.

And when I hear about how much it costs to run us, and how shite we are as a club, keep firing Julian, some if us are right behind you.

UTB

 

[raul]

Is he sacking the goons responsible, or is it the kids in the ticket office that will be feeling the wrath of this human dynamo though?

 

[dingledog]

But does a tea bag come in te orbit of the household food budget protocol as imposed by the bank manager?

 

[mickerz-blade]

Is he sacking the goons responsible, or is it the kids in the ticket office that will be feeling the wrath of this human dynamo though?

You must be referring to Emma and Carrie as the people responsible, If they won't listen to fans concerns then people will find other things to do with their money.

 

[super_pig]

'I am not sure that the utilisation of a tea bag for that purpose is a pro-active use of our overall food and drink resources. We must integrate the use of tea bags within the ethos of our family and the transition must be managed with due process and regard for the budgetary model I am intending to implement.'

quality post.. best laugh i've had in ages
perhaps some 'blue sky thinking will help us facilitate traction in the market place' (my personal favourite.. means you're going bust)