A bit of dark humour

[The Bear]

Well on the positive side this season still offers opportunites.

The most PL defeats at home in a season, currently 14 (Sunderand and Huddersfield). Can get to 15 if we lose the remainder.
The most PL away defeats in a season, currently 17 (Burnley). Can equal this but not beat it.
The most PL defeats in a season 29 (Ipswich, Sunderland, Derby). Can beat this easily by getting 32. Hope yet eh?

So remember we are not shit we are SUFC shit (with apologies to M&S).

On the negative side we might win the FA cup.

 

[BladesOnToast]

Well on the positive side this season still offers opportunites.

The most PL defeats at home in a season, currently 14 (Sunderand and Huddersfield). Can get to 15 if we lose the remainder.
The most PL away defeats in a season, currently 17 (Burnley). Can equal this but not beat it.
The most PL defeats in a season 29 (Ipswich, Sunderland, Derby). Can beat this easily by getting 32. Hope yet eh?

So remember we are not shit we are SUFC shit (with apologies to M&S).

On the negative side we might win the FA cup.

You forgot Fewest Goals in a PL season. We need another 5 to beat Derby's record. Not sure where they will come from, unless we get quite a few more penalties, and make sure Billy is always playing.

We are also a decent bet to equal the record for Fewest Draws in a PL Season (2), which would be a "Blades Double" as we are already joint holders of the record for Most Draws in a PL Season (18).

 

[Bath Blade]

You forgot Fewest Goals in a PL season. We need another 5 to beat Derby's record. Not sure where they will come from, unless we get quite a few more penalties, and make sure Billy is always playing.

We are also a decent bet to equal the record for Fewest Draws in a PL Season (2), which would be a "Blades Double" as we are already joint holders of the record for Most Draws in a PL Season (18).

Who else had only two draws in a season? I thought we’d have been breaking that record by a mile!

 

[BladesOnToast]

Who else had only two draws in a season? I thought we’d have been breaking that record by a mile!

Both Man City and Spurs did it in the same season, 2018-19. During that "run" Tottenham also set the record for most consecutive games without a draw: 32! Which is funny as I always think of Spurs as a really, really dull club.

 

[Bladeloyal]

Don't say dark humour,the lefties will have you

 

[The Bear]

Don't say dark humour,the lefties will have you

Actually after I posted I thought hey if we did win the FA Cup, no doubt it would be against a PL side. Can you imagine the stick they'd get in losing to one of the worst teams ever. Wuh ho, bring it on.

 

[ZLB]

Don't say dark humour,the lefties will have you

Dark humour matters.

 

[Stu_Blade]

All I wanted was Derby Countys record and when we played them in the Championship Bogle scoring the winner in a drab 1-0 win.