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Mr Value for Money's record pretty much speaks for itself. £2 million paid and the exit of Rob Hulse is one of the worst deals I've seen at United in recent years.

I remember Henderson being on fire in that spell and banging in a hat trick at Bristol. Sadly, it did not last and it was not long before he was injured or suspended again. How many red's in 3 season's at United? Last season, when we really needed him, he was on the treatment table whilst drawing his 17k a week. Then he came back and stifled what little momentum we had by getting sent off after 20 minutes. When you take into consideration how the team played worse with him in the side (encouraging hoof), his crap goals to games ratio, him giving away more free kicks that anyone else in the team and his awful touch then I am surprised to see people defending him. But then we love mediocrity and defend the indefensible. I would expect nothing else than Mr (we should keep the worst managed in the history of SUFC becuse he's a Sheffield lad) Brown to think otherwise. Just think how we could be ripping up the third tier with Ale House Micky's boys knocking it long to Big Darius!!?? Have it! Up and attem boys!?

Fiesty One You Are

 

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Henderson's goals managed to mask the rest of his performences which were, frankly, shit. The tactic of humping the ball up to a "target man" who struggled against almost every defender he came up against royally fucked us from the moment he arrived.

A man who could be outjumped by Derek Geary, Stephen Hawking or a dead dog on a stick and saw more cards than the average post box has scored a few goals for a bunch of Cockernee thugs. It won't last, and anyone putting money on Darius Henderson being the Championship's top scorer has clearly got more money than sense, even if it's only 50p.