2+2= ?

[Bladesway84]

dont claim to be ITK but...

My mate saw Sr Chris in a Happy-Shopper near Broomhill and he bought a large bumper pack of mints and several magazines

Now this may be looking into things a bit too much but there’s only 2 reasons I’d ever buy mints and magazines on a Sunday,
Either going to visit my grandparents or going on holiday

Now Putting 2+2 together, i’m afraid I think Sir Chris is flying out for talks at Real Madrid to soon become Senior’ Wilder

But I hope I’m wrong

Have a good Monday blades see you all Tue

 

[Whiston Blade]

Amazing story, can you tell it to us again?

 

[Bladesway84]

Just ask your social worker to read it out loud for you in a different voice

 

[Tezza1889]

My mates uncles best mate saw Jos The pig trying to reach the top shelf for a copy of razzle in the same shop.

Or maybe he was mistaken, great post lad..

 

[Houston_Blade]

"Senior Wilder", did you skip Spanish lessons at school?

Good story though, nearly as good as some of the international break posts.

 

[SwissBlade]

dont claim to be ITK but...

My mate saw Sr Chris in a Happy-Shopper near Broomhill and he bought a large bumper pack of mints and several magazines

Now this may be looking into things a bit too much but there’s only 2 reasons I’d ever buy mints and magazines on a Sunday,
Either going to visit my grandparents or going on holiday

Now Putting 2+2 together, i’m afraid I think Sir Chris is flying out for talks at Real Madrid to soon become Senior’ Wilder

But I hope I’m wrong

Have a good Monday blades see you all Tue

He had a sun tan on his pre-match interview on Friday.
He also looked like he had two black eyes.

 

[Ainsley Harriott]

2+2
= 4 – 9/2 + 9/2
= √(4 – 9/2)2 + 9/2
= √(16 – 2*4*9/2 + (9/2)2) + 9/2
= √(16 – 36 + (9/2)2) + 9/2
= √(-20 + (9/2)2) + 9/2
= √(25 – 45 + (9/2)2) + 9/2
= √(52) – 2*5*9/2 + (9/2)2) + 9/2
= √(5 – 9/2)2 + 9/2
= 5 – 9/2 + 9/2
= 5
Therefore, 2+2 = 5 (proved)

 

[BigBed]

2+2 = The amount of goals Sheffield United scored at Swillsborough last season

 

[Bladesway84]

2+2
= 4 – 9/2 + 9/2
= √(4 – 9/2)2 + 9/2
= √(16 – 2*4*9/2 + (9/2)2) + 9/2
= √(16 – 36 + (9/2)2) + 9/2
= √(-20 + (9/2)2) + 9/2
= √(25 – 45 + (9/2)2) + 9/2
= √(52) – 2*5*9/2 + (9/2)2) + 9/2
= √(5 – 9/2)2 + 9/2
= 5 – 9/2 + 9/2
= 5
Therefore, 2+2 = 5 (proved)

You do know it’s monday morning mate don’t you ?
That’s made my head hurt !!

 

[Boxer Blade]

If anybody is interested I have just bought a paper and a bag of crisps from my local shop

 

[bladesince64]

About as exciting as the op.

 

[Roygbiv]

Is it international week again?

 

[Tom Bott]

Is it international week again?

International snowflake week judging by some of the posts after Derby, if we don't hammer Stoke by at least 3 goals I fear for the suicide rate in Sheffield.

 

[Sharrow Snuff Mill]

2+2
= 4 – 9/2 + 9/2
= √(4 – 9/2)2 + 9/2
= √(16 – 2*4*9/2 + (9/2)2) + 9/2
= √(16 – 36 + (9/2)2) + 9/2
= √(-20 + (9/2)2) + 9/2
= √(25 – 45 + (9/2)2) + 9/2
= √(52) – 2*5*9/2 + (9/2)2) + 9/2
= √(5 – 9/2)2 + 9/2
= 5 – 9/2 + 9/2
= 5
Therefore, 2+2 = 5 (proved)

Don`t buy the house he`s building today !

 

[Tom Bott]

Don`t buy the house he`s building today !

 

[North East Blade]

2+2=7 according to Diane Abbott

 

[super_pig]

2+2
= 4 – 9/2 + 9/2
= √(4 – 9/2)2 + 9/2
= √(16 – 2*4*9/2 + (9/2)2) + 9/2
= √(16 – 36 + (9/2)2) + 9/2
= √(-20 + (9/2)2) + 9/2
= √(25 – 45 + (9/2)2) + 9/2
= √(52) – 2*5*9/2 + (9/2)2) + 9/2
= √(5 – 9/2)2 + 9/2
= 5 – 9/2 + 9/2
= 5
Therefore, 2+2 = 5 (proved)

don’t be silly ainsley.. numbers are a social construct