1st April

[bertieblade]

Why do Utd not have a match on this Saturday?

 

[Small Mendonca]

SISU are playing Oxford at Wembley in the Checkaturd trophy final, when they were meant to be playing us at the Lane.

 

[WhiteHawk]

Should have been SISU FC but postponed cause they're in Mikes Carpets Trophy Final.

 

[wizadry]

Well that was a quick thread.

 

[Rusty view]

They couldn't get a delivery if tennis balls in time.

 

[BornOnShorehamStreet]

The Cov home game has been moved to Wednesday 5th April to piss me off as I'm in London that evening

 

[Blade82]

Sold over 40k for Wembley! They should be embarrassed, not proud of that number. They've killed their club as much as the owners have.

 

[Kenilworth]

Sold over 40k for Wembley! They should be embarrassed, not proud of that number. They've killed their club as much as the owners have.

Quite

They are only going to try to relive their one ray of sunshine from 1987

Back to next to fuck all their next home game after they lose to Oxford

 

[Kenilworth]

The Cov home game has been moved to Wednesday 5th April to piss me off as I'm in London that evening

Bad planning BOS

We'll gi' em a shout fo' thee

 

[BushBlade]

Sold over 40k for Wembley! They should be embarrassed, not proud of that number. They've killed their club as much as the owners have.

What amazes me is that I found out yesterday that in 2013 a group of Cov fans set up an alternative club Coventry United who have risen to the Midlands Premier League. Surely the best way to get rid of SISU would be to support this other club? They moan about lack of solidarity from supporters of other clubs but they have no solidarity amongst their own fans.

If they all got behind Coventry United they could have a fan-owned club like AFC Wimbledon in four or five years. It could take that long to get rid of SISU and even then, they could get bought out by another bunch of idiots.

 

[Maidenhead]

The Cov home game has been moved to Wednesday 5th April to piss me off as I'm in London that evening

And me as I'm booked in the Copthorne for the "no game" weekend

 

[Harry's Game]

Moved on Police advice as SYP can't cope with that many Tennis Balls being thrown onto to pitch on a Saturday afternoon.

 

[BornOnShorehamStreet]

And me as I'm booked in the Copthorne for the "no game" weekend

Sheffield FC are at home

 

[JordoBlade]

What amazes me is that I found out yesterday that in 2013 a group of Cov fans set up an alternative club Coventry United who have risen to the Midlands Premier League. Surely the best way to get rid of SISU would be to support this other club? They moan about lack of solidarity from supporters of other clubs but they have no solidarity amongst their own fans.

If they all got behind Coventry United they could have a fan-owned club like AFC Wimbledon in four or five years. It could take that long to get rid of SISU and even then, they could get bought out by another bunch of idiots.

And on top of that they have the potential to be a much bigger club than AFC themselves

 

[JohnDenver]

Sheffield FC are at home

Bus to meadowhell more likely. Living the dream nightmare.

 

[djbaldken]

The real reason is quite simple. Im a groom at my mates wedding that day. So I rang the club and told them how high my bladey bladeness quotient was and they have rearranged the match just for me.

 

[GrayBlade]

Why do Utd not have a match on this Saturday?

They'd be fools to play then.

 

[sheffielder]

So that they can come midweek and we can return favour and keep them penned in the away end and ensure they don't get back till after midnight.

 

[HighfieldBlade]

I hope Oxford stroll it.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Bus to meadowhell more likely. Living the dream nightmare.

There's a champagne bar there now......

 

[Balham]

The real reason is quite simple. Im a groom at my mates wedding that day. So I rang the club and told them how high my bladey bladeness quotient was and they have rearranged the match just for me.

You're a groom at your mate's wedding? Congratulations. Have you told your wife?

 

[mattbianco1]

So we can play pranks on people until 12pm

 

[I should coco]

Why do Utd not have a match on this Saturday?

Actually there IS a game at BDTBL. It is just United's little April Fools joke.

Don't fall for it bertieblade. Join me, as I'll be turning up on 1/4/17 and we will have the last laugh when all the other suckers see Final Score and realise they've missed a match.