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3,000 pigs in the away end

I'd even buy back all the shite his missus flogged on Facebook if it meant him coming back.

Were they singing that shit about being champions of Europe or am I getting them mixed up with West Ham again?

Have you also hung your head in shame?

Weekend of 19th April should be interesting: United v VKs Burnley Luton v Brentford Cheating Scouse Cunts v Cheating Scabby Cunts

FFS I've got that twat Steve Macmanaman on comms. I'm just going to come out and say it, I think I'd rather listen to Don Fucking Goodman.

Vini Sousa posts on the Liverpool forum?

The Bash Test Dummies DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fat Prince Knill Collins Echokelly The Righteous Carruthers Simply Ched The Whitehouse Family Badness - Sums up this seasons team

I don't think either McBurnie or Jebbison are eligible to play for England.

I didn't realise not going was optional. It has been pretty dire this season though and a real struggle to get motivated sometimes, wondering how many we are going to concede this week.

The wingers who have come to the Lane this season seem to have no problem going past Bogle.

Not be surprised.

Left at the 80 minute mark. We were 6 nil down, did we lose or did I miss the mother of all come backs?

That astronaut looks just like Chris Wilder.

Wasn't great was it.

Looking at that team sheet, I'm predicting we are gonna get fucking mullered today.

I've run out of lucky socks, undercrackers, shirts etc so I'm going to watch the match stark, bollock naked. The barmaid doesn't look too impressed with me though and I don't know where to put my wallet and car keys.

He must really hate dog shit to compare it to us.

I sit at the back of the Kop behind the nets. It's like a creche, full of little kids about 6-7 years old more interested in picking their noses and looking at their mums phone. Atmosphere is really crap up there nowadays, no idea why they don't sit in the family stand. Before you all start...

A young lady walked up the Kop steps as I was coming down with the most amazing set of breasts I've seen in a long time. I ended up missing my row and had to walk half way up again.

I left on 80 mins, the drive home was so easy.

Its what you put on your chips at McDonalds

Just back from the boozer?

Not saying I'm the new ITK kid in the block but my mate told me about Germany invading Poland back in 1939 only I chose to keep it to myself rather than play Billy Big Bollocks and post it on here.

They must be wizards, they made about 25,000 fans disappear before full time.

Left after 83 mins, heard the cheer for the disallowed goal in B&Q carpark. Didn't even bother with Praise or Grumble, just drove home crying.

I'd try him on the subs bench for the next game. Reckon he's look pretty good sat there.

I've booked parking at B&Q, do I have to do a dirty protest there?

Going to Lazio! 2m ago14:26 Lazio reach agreement for Kent Lazio have a verbal agreement with Fenerbahce for the signing of Ryan Kent, according to Sky in Italy. The former Rangers winger signed for the Turkish club in the summer on a four-year deal. He was a free agent signing after his...