Half time entertainment

[shorehamview]

Just sent this email to the club -

As a season ticket holder on the Kop, and having followed United for many years, it has been my privilege, and sometimes misfortune, to enjoy, and sometimes endure, a vast array of half time entertainment. This reached an all-time low during the Stoke City match.
I admit that my judgement might have been affected by the 0-3 scoreline, but the performance of the alleged "singer" and "comedian" Billy Flywheel and his two caterwauling sidekicks was dire to say the least. Who picks these acts to inflict upon us? Do they pay the club, because if that's the case, whatever those three paid wasn't enough. To be honest, I'd rather we had a World's Worst Bagpiper Contest than that terrible trio again. Given the choice now of watching Mr. Flywheel again or having rusty nails hammered into my ears then I'll even bring my own hammer for you to use.
It really was the worst thing I've ever seen on the pitch at Bramall Lane, with the possible exception of Kevin Fatty Pressman's warm up routine. Please don't let them on the pitch again, they were truly an uglier sight than Carlos Tevez.

I'll not be holding my breath for a reply.

 

[Bladesman]

Quality e-mail although I can't see you getting a reply either.

 

[Monty's_Girl]

great email SV

 

[TonyAgana]

Be sure to post the reply should you get one!

 

[Keith Curle's tenant]

Haha! Quality SV!

My mate also sent an email of a similar tone to the club regarding Halftime on Tuesday.

I wanted to send one, but mine would probably asure I get a knock at the door from the pc brigade

 

[Jack & Helga]

Agree with everything on your email. Was totally embarrassing. Gary Sinclair must have something to do with it surely; he's a complete muppet

 

[Linz]

I was working with one of Sinclair's DJs last night

 

[Blades-7]

what the f*****g hell was that? lmao! they were shocking, even worse than the women singing at the Crewe match a few seasons ago in the snow.

 

[keenzy]

has anyone got a picture of him in that red suite?

http://www.barmpotrecords.com/christmas/christmas.html

http://www.thestar.co.uk/diary/Baby-we39re-the-next-big.3548106.jp

 

[Gazza1984]

Brilliant email SV- I hope they respond

I thought the half time bunch of jokers were dire

Why cant we have what we had a few weeks ago- fans taking shots at the crossbar for prizes.. much better

 

[happyhippy]

I'm glad to say that my apoplexy due to the first half performance (what I saw of it anyway) meant that I stood on the steps at the back of the Kop as soon as I heard that further 'entertainment' was going to be inflicted upon us.

I couldn't take that as well as the 'football'.

 

[Sheffield-Bl4de]

I don’t know, I think even people putting 'entertainment' sarcastically is wrong, I think it could only be described as a mockery. I mean come on, 3-0 down do they really expect us to enjoy watchin 3 twats dressed in red dancing in one place with one dude try’na constantly get off with the two lasses that was probably his sisters?

 

[silverfox]

I would rather watch the grass grow to be honest.

 

[Samantha]

It was SHITE, shocking - a complete humiliation

 

[Sheffield-Bl4de]

i think they was worst than the pre-match entertainment at Charlton last year, when those ABBA singers did not have wires plugged into their electric guitars and keyboards, that was bad..

 

[Greasy Chip Butty]

i think they was worst than the pre-match entertainment at Charlton last year, when those ABBA singers did not have wires plugged into their electric guitars and keyboards, that was bad..

Wireless??

 

[RIP Niftos]

Wireless??

was gonna say, my guitar doesnt need wires to work......

 

[dansufc]

but they would need they would have needed to be plugged in so that the stadium could here them

 

[RIP Niftos]

but they would need they would have needed to be plugged in so that the stadium could here them

no......wireless. Transmitter where amp would usually plug into guitar / piano / trumpet/ whatever instrument you choose. Reciever into Amplifier, bob's your uncle, fanny's your aunt

 

[keenzy]

s'how they do it at big gigs so the guitarists can run around playing without tripping up