End of Season Awards

[IMABLADE]

1)Best Player?
2) Worst Player?
3) Best Young Player?
4) Most Improved?
5) Best Away Day?And Why?
6)Worst Away Day? And Why?
7)Best Home Game? And Why?
8) Worst Home Game? And Why?
9) Biggest Mistake of the Season?
10) Most disappointing player of the season?
11) In Two words Sum up the season.
12) Best Goal?
13) Favourite Moment of the Season?
14) Most annoying thing of the Season?
15) Best Signing?
16) Worst Signing?


1. Billy Sharp
2. Mark Howard
3. Che Adams
4. George Long
5. Haven't been on many this season, mainly because on the answer to 6)
6. Gillingham, Pretty obvious why.
7. 3-1 against Bradford, end of a brilliant month cracking goals and cracking atmosphere
8. For me 3-2 against Peterborough, there is probably a lot worse but this one just hurt a bit and has stuck in my mind.
9. To give all the players a fresh start
10. Brayford, wasn't the same this season after injury. Really Really poor at times
11. Let down
12. Billy Sharp, turn a players and rifles it in, think it was against Bradford.
13. Billy Sharp reaching 20+ goals, sums up how dull the season was
14. The amount of times we threw away the Playoff chance
15. Billy Sharp
16. Sammon

 

[JohnDenver]

1)Best Player? Sharp
2) Worst Player? Baxter - shames himself off and on the pitch.
3) Best Young Player? Adams
4) Most Improved? Long
5) Best Away Day?And Why? Pass
6)Worst Away Day? And Why? Pass
7)Best Home Game? And Why? Bradford - we actually tried.
8) Worst Home Game? And Why? Shrewsbury - an overused word for once justified - it was a genuine disgrace.
9) Biggest Mistake of the Season? The Clean Slate theory.
10) Most disappointing player of the season? Dean Hammond.
11) In Two words Sum up the season. Unmitigated failure.
12) Best Goal? Sharp's against someone or other.
13) Favourite Moment of the Season? Leicester winning the league.
14) Most annoying thing of the Season? Watching us play.
15) Best Signing? Sharp.
16) Worst Signing? Sammon.


Nowt controversial here.

 

[zablade]

1)Best Player?
2) Worst Player?
3) Best Young Player?
4) Most Improved?
5) Best Away Day?And Why?
6)Worst Away Day? And Why?
7)Best Home Game? And Why?
8) Worst Home Game? And Why?
9) Biggest Mistake of the Season?
10) Most disappointing player of the season?
11) In Two words Sum up the season.
12) Best Goal?
13) Favourite Moment of the Season?
14) Most annoying thing of the Season?
15) Best Signing?
16) Worst Signing?


1. Sharp
2. Sammon (edges out Hammond)
3. Adams
4. Basham
5. Peterboro. (Gave us a bit of hope at the time)
6. Port Vale. (Fuckin hate losing there every season)
7. Chesterfield (sun was shining, we still had hope then)
8. Sherwsbury, just embarasing.
9. Giving Neil Collins another chance
10. Hammond (after all the hype of trying to sign a premier league midfielder, that happend)
11. Hugely Disapointing
12. Sharp against Bradford
13. The end of it
14. Throwing the replay chance away at Old Trafford
15. Sharp
16. Sammon

 

[super_pig]

1)Best Player? Sharp
2) Worst Player? Flynn
3) Best Young Player? Long
4) Most Improved? Long
5) Best Away Day?And Why? any that we won.. choice of a handfull
6)Worst Away Day? And Why? gillingham. set tone for rest of season
7)Best Home Game? And Why? bradford
8) Worst Home Game? And Why? can't remember.. i do remember saying it was the worst i've ever seen us play .. Burton??
9) Biggest Mistake of the Season? making McEveley captain
10) Most disappointing player of the season? Hammond
11) In Two words Sum up the season. fucking shite
12) Best Goal? Beard vs somebody.. from edge of box
13) Favourite Moment of the Season? can't think of one. total disaster from start to finish
14) Most annoying thing of the Season? Foxy can't afford the bandwidth
15) Best Signing? Sharp
16) Worst Signing? Sammon

 

[Elsecar_Blade]

1)Best Player? Chris Basham
2) Worst Player? Jose Baxter
3) Best Young Player? Che Adams (Ben Whiteman if not allowed)
4) Most Improved? George Long
5) Best Away Day?And Why? Chesterfield
6)Worst Away Day? And Why? Bury
7)Best Home Game? And Why? Bradford City
8) Worst Home Game? And Why? Burton Albion
9) Biggest Mistake of the Season? Focusing too much on Dan Burn / not replacing Collins much, much sooner
10) Most disappointing player of the season? I expected much more from Connor Sammon
11) In Two words Sum up the season. Disappointing anti-climax
12) Best Goal? Sharp vs. Bradford (h)
13) Favourite Moment of the Season? Comeback vs. Wigan (a)
14) Most annoying thing of the Season? Jose Baxter
15) Best Signing? Billy Sharp
16) Worst Signing? Connor Sammon

 

[Tyler Durden]

1)Best Player? Our Billy

2) Worst Player? Hammond

3) Best Young Player? Louis Reed

4) Most Improved? Coutts

5) Best Away Day?And Why? Doncaster- only away win I saw

6)Worst Away Day? And Why? Port Vale, shit town full of tramps, played awful, trouble outside

7)Best Home Game? And Why? Walsall- Covincing win against team doing well at the time.

8) Worst Home Game? And Why? Bury- I was in Amsterdam for the Shrewsbury one.

9) Biggest Mistake of the Season? Playing Done on the fucking left wing.

10) Most disappointing player of the season? Pfft, take your pick

11) In Two words Sum up the season. Soul Destroying

12) Best Goal? None really stand out.

13) Favourite Moment of the Season? Tomorrow evening

14) Most annoying thing of the Season? Players standing there like thick cunts whenever we take a throw-in, MOVE you fucking lazy bastards

15) Best Signing? Billy again.

16) Worst Signing? Woolford/Sammon/Hammond- can't separate 'em.

 

[wizadry]

Worst player could take some deciding. I'll get back to you in about six weeks when I've had time to draft through all their enept performances.

 

[ng5blade]

1)Best Player? Sharp
2) Worst Player? Coutts, just doesn't try. Sammon lacks ability, Hammond's legs have gone, but not trying is worse.
3) Best Young Player? Adams
4) Most Improved? Balham, puts shift in no matter what.
5) Best Away Day?And Why? Colchester? I think we at least managed to win.
6)Worst Away Day? And Why? Southend, needed a result and chucked in a crap disinterested performance.
7)Best Home Game? And Why? Bradford
8) Worst Home Game? And Why? Bury, probably the point I realised how bad we were.
9) Biggest Mistake of the Season? The endless pursuit of Dean Hammond. It really wasn't worth the time, money or effort.
10) Most disappointing player of the season? Sammon, just plain awful.
11) In Two words Sum up the season. Total omnishambles
12) Best Goal? Sharp, Bradord
13) Favourite Moment of the Season? I'll be pleased when it's over, so sometime tomorrow.
14) Most annoying thing of the Season? The transfer windows, we all knew we were short on quality and we did nothing about it, again.
15) Best Signing? Sharp
16) Worst Signing? Woodford, if you can't get a game in this United side then you might as well turn it in and do something else.

 

[Moo]

1)Best Player? Sharp
2) Worst Player? Sammon
3) Best Young Player? Long
4) Most Improved? Long
5) Best Away Day?And Why? Barnsley, return of the Beard
6)Worst Away Day? And Why? Rochdale, completely fell apart in the 2nd half
7)Best Home Game? And Why? Bradford
8) Worst Home Game? And Why? Too many to choose from
9) Biggest Mistake of the Season? Clean slate at the start of the season
10) Most disappointing player of the season? Hammond
11) In Two words Sum up the season. Missed opportunity
12) Best Goal? Beard vs somebody.. Sharp aganst Bradford
13) Favourite Moment of the Season? Wisdom of Geese
14) Most annoying thing of the Season? Nigel Adkins pre and post-match briefings
15) Best Signing? Sharp
16) Worst Signing? Sammon

 

[Gordon cowans]

1.sharp.
2.hammond.
3.adams.
4.long.
5.Peterborough on the basis that this is going to be a good season,we've blagged a footballing manager and this big,strong bald guy has bagged his first goals of many.
6.bury,wasnt there personally but hear it takes some beating as in shockers.
7.oldham-great all rounder.
8.burton-got out bored.
9.changing winning teams regularly.
10.brayford-doesn't seem same player?!.
11.fuckin shite.
12.sharp v port vale.
13.buzzin fulham knocked us outta lge cup so we could concentrate on our expected championship push.
14.post match interviews.
15.ol William.
16.hammond/woolford evens each a two.

 

[spongebobblade]

Best player......Our Billy
Worst player...... Sammon by a knats bollock from Hammond
Best young player.......Che Adams
Most improved..........George Long
Best away day and why..... Peterbro....one of the few times we looked the part
Worst away day and why......no doubts, Bury. Worst blades performance I've seen since we've been in league one
Best home game and why.....Bradford.... We looked the part again
Worst home game and why..... Ripped apart by Shrewsbury..... Kin awful
Biggest mistake of the season......giving everyone a clean slate when it was obvious plenty just weren't good enough
Most disappointing player.........Jose Baxter...wasted talent. Sack him
Sum up the season in 2 words..... Utter drivel
Best goal..... Billy v Bradford
Favourite moment...... Full time tomorrow
Most annoying thing...... Last week...we had all to play for but we just didn't show up or want it enough..... Summed our season up
Best signing...... Billy(permanent) Baptiste (loan)
Worst signing Sammon/Hammond. Both overpaid waste of space and money

 

[pommpey]

1)Best Player? Billy Sharp
2) Worst Player? Neill Collins
3) Best Young Player? Che Adams
4) Most Improved? Chris Basham
5) Best Away Day?And Why? NA
6)Worst Away Day? And Why? NA
7)Best Home Game? And Why? NA
8) Worst Home Game? And Why? NA
9) Biggest Mistake of the Season? Buying the pitch instead of players
10) Most disappointing player of the season? Woolford
11) In Two words Sum up the season. Incompetence. Decline
12) Best Goal? NA
13) Favourite Moment of the Season? None
14) Most annoying thing of the Season? Deniers and happy clappers
15) Best Signing? Billy Sharp
16) Worst Signing? Woolford

pommpey

 

[Chezzy Blades]

1)Best Player? - Basham

2) Worst Player? - Hammond - There's plenty but the amount we're paying him against the return we've got is atrocious.

3) Best Young Player? - Long

4) Most Improved? - Long

5) Best Away Day?And Why? - Macclesfield in pre season - we beat them 4-0 and I genuinely thought we'd storm the league. (Swindon for a league game, was nice to finally see us win there on my 7th visit.)

6)Worst Away Day? And Why? - Bury - down there with the worse performance I can remember in recent times along with Weir's team at Carlisle in 2013.

7)Best Home Game? And Why? - Walsall - Beat them with ease.

8) Worst Home Game? And Why? - Burton (closely followed by Shrewsbury) Adkins floundered around trying at least 5 different tactics and players in random positions while Clough's average Burton side rolled us over with ease.

9) Biggest Mistake of the Season? - There's so many, but I guess the 'clean slate' preluded to all the other disasters this season.

10) Most disappointing player of the season? - Brayford - Not the same player we had on loan

11) In Two words Sum up the season. - Same Owd.

12) Best Goal? - McEveley's at home to (I think) Shrewsbury

13) Favourite Moment of the Season? - Finally achieving my goal of going to every competitive game.

14) Most annoying thing of the Season? - Picking the worst season in my lifetime to finally go to every game.

15) Best Signing? - Billy Sharp

16) Worst Signing? - Sammon, Hammond and Woolford.

 

[GreasyChipBeattie]

1)Best Player? BAPPERS
2) Worst Player? SALMON
3) Best Young Player? OUR GEORGE
4) Most Improved? THE STEAK PIES
5) Best Away Day?And Why? THE DAYS I CAME AWAY FROM BRAMALL LANE THINKING, 'I'M GLAD THAT'S OVER'
6)Worst Away Day? And Why? NONE WERE THAT BAD. I DIDN'T GO TO ANY
7)Best Home Game? And Why? MONOPOLY ON THE DINING ROOM TABLE
8) Worst Home Game? And Why? PLAYING HIDE THE SAUSAGE WITH MY GRANDMA
9) Biggest Mistake of the Season? BUYING A SEASON TICKET
10) In Two words Sum up the season. SPRING TIME
11) Best Goal? TO AVOID BUYING A SEASON TICKET NEXT SEASON
12) Favourite Moment of the Season? THAT WOULD BE 2.15PM TOMORROW
13) Most annoying thing of the Season? MY SEASON TICKET WORKING AT THE TURNSTILE
14) Best Signing? I DOUBT IT, HE'S DEAD ISN'T HE?
15) Worst Singing? PROBABLY THE SOUTH STAND. VERY QUIET AS ALWAYS.

 

[Ricky]

There are simply too many options to choose from for half of those answers and a handful of the others are obvious. Biggest mistake... Jesus Christ where do you start. As for all the 'shit player' accolades give the lot to Sammon - he's been a disgrace and if he offered a fraction of what he should we'd be in the play offs. Worst home game Burton, pipping Shrewsbury due to the Clough factor and being boring beyond belief.

 

[Darthblade]

1)Best Player? Got to be Sharp on results alone
2) Worst Player? Name any one from Howard, McEveley, Coutts, Baxter, Sammon, Collins, Scougal, Done, Freeman, Woolford etc
3) Best Young Player? Long or Whiteman
4) Most Improved? None of them
5) Best Away Day?And Why? n/a
6)Worst Away Day? And Why? n/a
7)Best Home Game? And Why? n/a
8) Worst Home Game? And Why? Pick any one from about 12
9) Biggest Mistake of the Season? Board / manager not addressing the glaring deficiencies in the squad in August
10) Most disappointing player of the season? Name any one from about 12
11) In Two words Sum up the season. No ambition (Lack of ambition from the Club)
12) Best Goal? Beards half-volley
13) Favourite Moment of the Season? The end of it
14) Most annoying thing of the Season? Lack of ambition from the Club
15) Best Signing? Baptiste
16) Worst Signing? All apart from Baptiste & Sharp

UTB & FTP

 

[FTPE]

It's easy to see where the main problem is when 15 is so easy to answer and 16 is impossible to narrow down.

 

[Roygbiv]

1)Best Player?

Billy Sharp

2) Worst Player?

Connor Sammon

3) Best Young Player?

George Long

4) Most Improved?

George Long

5) Best Away Day?And Why?

Not been to any

6)Worst Away Day? And Why?

As Above

7)Best Home Game? And Why?

Bradford. We looked very good for about 20 minutes

8) Worst Home Game? And Why?

Shrewsbury. We were 4-1 down after about 50 minutes. At Home. To Shrewsbury

9) Biggest Mistake of the Season?

The board thinking not signing anyone in January was a going to end in promotion

10) Most disappointing player of the season?

Deano Hammando

11) In Two words Sum up the season.

Absolutely disgusting

12) Best Goal?

Brayford v Oldham

13) Favourite Moment of the Season?

Going 2nd after beating Swindon

14) Most annoying thing of the Season?

Jim Phipps telling us that we had a great manager and squad after we didn't sign anyone at the end of the first transfer window. Proof that nobody at the top had any idea how terrible we were

15) Best Signing?

Billy Sharp


16) Worst Signing?

Sammon. Some going seeing as we signed Woolford and Hammond too

 

[judge]

I think we should have an award for the end of season
Its been the highlight for me since july

 

[Clarkey87]

1)Best Player? Sharp
2) Worst Player? Sammon
3) Best Young Player? Adams
4) Most Improved? Long
5) Best Away Day?And Why? Last 30mins of Wigan away
6)Worst Away Day? And Why? First 60 minutes of Wigan away
7)Best Home Game? And Why? Chesterfield - just because.
8) Worst Home Game? And Why? Shrewsbury. The absolute disgraceful nature of our collapse
9) Biggest Mistake of the Season? Failure to properly clear out and prepare in pre season.
10) Most disappointing player of the season? Hammond
11) In Two words Sum up the season. Utter wank
12) Best Goal? Can't remember
13) Favourite Moment of the Season? The end of the season
14) Most annoying thing of the Season? Pointless unwarranted false positivity after awful games
15) Best Signing? Sharp
16) Worst Signing? Sammon/Hammond/Woolford

 

[SB_90]

Took a while as wanted to be through. & not miss anything
1) Best Player - Billy Sharp

2) Worst Player - Dean Hammond

3) Best Young Player - Che Adams

4) Most Improved - Chris Basham

5) Best Away Day & Why - Fleetwood JPT enjoyed see a stadium on other end of spectrum & I went to have a look club shop pre match with uncle in wheelchair & auntie. The club shop was so small we had to wheel him out so other people could get in

6)Worst Away Day & Why - N/A

7)Best Home Game & Why - Gillingham mightve been 0-0 but it's 1 of best 0-0's I've seen. End to end & full blooded

8) Worst Home Game & Why - Shrewsbury I didn't think we could get lower than Fleetwood previous season but that was, just no positives

9) Biggest Mistake of the Season - needing to buy 3 new CB's & getting nobody in until losing 4-0 to Gillingham, it set the tone for the season

10) Most disappointing player of the season - Terry Kennedy. I could've gone obvious but I had high hopes for this guy this season to be new Maguire.

11) In Two words Sum up the season - depressing Rollacoaster

12) Best Goal - Jose Baxter to Billy Sharp Bradford Away

13) Favourite Moment of the Season - Utd fans singing "conor Salmmon is better than cod"

14) Most annoying thing of the Season - the lack of fight in majority of matches til mid march

15) Best Signing? Billy sharp

16) Worst Signing? Dean Hammond

 

[robbiez666]

Players/Team/Club/Manager/Chairmen/Tea lady/scouting/coaching/physio rating = Overrated

 

[GRUMPY BLADE]

1)Best Player?
2) Worst Player?
3) Best Young Player?
4) Most Improved?
5) Best Away Day?And Why?
6)Worst Away Day? And Why?
7)Best Home Game? And Why?
8) Worst Home Game? And Why?
9) Biggest Mistake of the Season?
10) Most disappointing player of the season?
11) In Two words Sum up the season.
12) Best Goal?
13) Favourite Moment of the Season?
14) Most annoying thing of the Season?
15) Best Signing?
16) Worst Signing?


1. Billy Sharp
2. Mark Howard
3. Che Adams
4. George Long
5. Haven't been on many this season, mainly because on the answer to 6)
6. Gillingham, Pretty obvious why.
7. 3-1 against Bradford, end of a brilliant month cracking goals and cracking atmosphere
8. For me 3-2 against Peterborough, there is probably a lot worse but this one just hurt a bit and has stuck in my mind.
9. To give all the players a fresh start
10. Brayford, wasn't the same this season after injury. Really Really poor at times
11. Let down
12. Billy Sharp, turn a players and rifles it in, think it was against Bradford.
13. Billy Sharp reaching 20+ goals, sums up how dull the season was
14. The amount of times we threw away the Playoff chance
15. Billy Sharp
16. Sammon

All irrelevant as the fans got the Dronfield Twats of the Season award for the fifth year running, a remarkable record.

In fact the award is so coveted that 18000 turn up each time to try and win it.

 

[Tray]

1) Best Player? Billy Sharp
2) Worst Player? Dean Hammond
3) Best Young Player? Che Adams
4) Most Improved? Chris Basham - who'd have ever thought of him as a right wing back?
5) Best Away Day?And Why? Peterborough - looked like we were genuinely going to go places. Sammon looked excellent somehow too.
6) Worst Away Day? And Why? Out of the ones I went to, possibly Millwall. Down 1-0 after about 90 seconds and never looked like doing owt. Piss up in London afterwards was excellent though. Colchester performance was pretty terrible, but the pre-match pub wasn't bad colblade! Plus the last minute winner won me round a little.
7) Best Home Game? And Why? Really enjoyed the Bradford game after our mini Christmas revival.
8) Worst Home Game? And Why? Shrewsbury. Never ever heard a crowd sing "You're not fit to wear the shirt" until that point. Pathetic. Such a strange game that even Hammond scored.
9) Biggest Mistake of the Season? Giving the whole squad a chance again in the summer.
10) Most disappointing player of the season? John Brayford. There have been worse players this season, but none have been as terrible compared to their potential ability as he has.
11) In Two words Sum up the season. Feckin' shite.
12) Best Goal? I'll be honest, not may stick out for me at all. Surely it'll be one of Billy's.
13) Favourite Moment of the Season? Can I count Morgs' testamonial?
14) Most annoying thing of the Season? The number of misplaced 5-yard passes. The lack of an ability to cross. The short free kicks. The open-net misses. The need for 20 passes when 4 would do. I can't choose.
15) Best Signing? Billy Sharp.
16) Worst Signing? Dean Hammond.

That was hard.

 

[1danewhitehouse]

1)Best Player? Sharp
2) Worst Player? Scougall
3) Best Young Player? Adams
4) Most Improved? Long
5) Best Away Day? Rochdale. It was the only one I did.
6)Worst Away Day? Rochdale. It was the only one I did and it was fucking wank.
7)Best Home Game? Coventry- I thought these players had found their bollocks.
8) Worst Home Game? Shrewsbury cos we were fucking wank.
9) Biggest Mistake of the Season?- Buying a season ticket.
10) Most disappointing player of the season? Connor Sammon- thought he could be just what we needed.
11) In Two words Sum up the season. --Fucking wank
12) Best Goal?- Billy v Vale at home.
13) Favourite Moment of the Season? McEveley's handball at Shrewsbury
14) Most annoying thing of the Season?- Our failure to back the manager and bring players in.
15) Best Signing? Sharp
16) Worst Signing? Woolford