gorra spare ticket for tday if anyone wants it .....

[Ollessendro]

PM me if interested.

One o d lads can't mek it. Any offer considered as it will gu t waste otherwise. We'll be boozin in Bermondsey but a can meet someone near ground if needs be.

 

[SwissBlade]

PM me if interested.

One o d lads can't mek it. Any offer considered as it will gu t waste otherwise. We'll be boozin in Bermondsey but a can meet someone near ground if needs be.

the lesser spotted Ollessendro Nice to see you back!

Are you resurrecting the shed threads anytime soon...

 

[super_pig]

hi ollie how's it goin man??

 

[Ollessendro]

Kin shed collapsed agein. No foundations, piss poor tools n no resources t buy owt new. Mi owd gardener bought loads o shit tools all t same, but wat am a gunna do wi heif a dozen spades?! So a decided t gerra new gardener n splash art. Got this dude wi a good reputation. Scouse nobeard wi a spray tan, but he built a shed art in Lincolnshire n darn on t South Cuast. Did reit well like. Any ruad, turns art eez a reit two hat. Proper know nowt. A complete charlatan. Mi garden is worse dan ever n d shed is just a heap o rubble. Mi cholate mekkin, waffle aytin landlord is nowhere in sight n am all art o ideas. It pains me t even write abart it. Morale o d story? Never trust a scouser.

 

[boo radley]

Kin shed collapsed agein. No foundations, piss poor tools n no resources t buy owt new. Mi owd gardener bought loads o shit tools all t same, but wat am a gunna do wi heif a dozen spades?! So a decided t gerra new gardener n splash art. Got this dude wi a good reputation. Scouse nobeard wi a spray tan, but he built a shed art in Lincolnshire n darn on t South Cuast. Did reit well like. Any ruad, turns art eez a reit two hat. Proper know nowt. A complete charlatan. Mi garden is worse dan ever n d shed is just a heap o rubble. Mi cholate mekkin, waffle aytin landlord is nowhere in sight n am all art o ideas. It pains me t even write abart it. Morale o d story? Never trust a scouser.

Bleedin ell, Olle mi old gardening mate. How the fuckare you.
You never use to post with such an accent. Me thinks you're either sleeping with or swallowed another poster who has not been seen in years and used to post like that (Beighton). The only other possibility is you're too much influenced by some French woman, oeeh oeeh o.

 

[SwissBlade]

Kin shed collapsed agein. No foundations, piss poor tools n no resources t buy owt new. Mi owd gardener bought loads o shit tools all t same, but wat am a gunna do wi heif a dozen spades?! So a decided t gerra new gardener n splash art. Got this dude wi a good reputation. Scouse nobeard wi a spray tan, but he built a shed art in Lincolnshire n darn on t South Cuast. Did reit well like. Any ruad, turns art eez a reit two hat. Proper know nowt. A complete charlatan. Mi garden is worse dan ever n d shed is just a heap o rubble. Mi cholate mekkin, waffle aytin landlord is nowhere in sight n am all art o ideas. It pains me t even write abart it. Morale o d story? Never trust a scouser.

I got all sentimental thinking of the Shed threads... I shouldn't have bothered.

Bleedin ell, Olle mi old gardening mate. How the fuckare you.
You never use to post with such an accent. Me thinks you're either sleeping with or swallowed another poster who has not been seen in years and used to post like that (Beighton). The only other possibility is you're too much influenced by some French woman, oeeh oeeh o.

I had a french colleague telling me how to do my job yesterday, my response was "listen, don't come in here teaching your grandma how to suck eggs"

Stopped him right in his tracks

 

[ian fitzhenry]

I'll take the ticket if that's ok? Cheers

 

[super_pig]

I got all sentimental thinking of the Shed threads... I shouldn't have bothered.



I had a french colleague telling me how to do my job yesterday, my response was "listen, don't come in here teaching your grandma how to suck eggs"

Stopped him right in his tracks

yeah they're good at that (French).. they all understand 'fuck off' mate. try that one next time

 

[boo radley]

Thanks Ollessendro , I think that's the most excitement we've had all season having you back on the forum. Now you know that seasoned treated fire wood you've had for a while? It might be worth having another go. Perhaps a summer house because the things built around here keep falling down each winter and that tall bald headed bloke employed to help secure the apex keeps forgetting to bring his hammer and moves every time an insect comes near him.