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I've just had a call from a nice chap at Manchester United. I was in the posh corporate whore bit for the cup match and left my phone number on some prize draw thing in the vain hope of winning some Man Utd tat that could go straight on eBay. The chap said he'd seen that I'd attended the game and wondered if I'd be interested in spending money on something or other for future games.

I told him that I'd been a guest and was there to support the Original United. His response of "Oh, the Sheffield one?" was met with "Yes, the Original United.". He wished me a good day and said thank you, and goodbye.

So at least some of the Man Utd staff are aware that we are the Original United.
 



I've just had a call from a nice chap at Manchester United. I was in the posh corporate whore bit for the cup match and left my phone number on some prize draw thing in the vain hope of winning some Man Utd tat that could go straight on eBay. The chap said he'd seen that I'd attended the game and wondered if I'd be interested in spending money on something or other for future games.

I told him that I'd been a guest and was there to support the Original United. His response of "Oh, the Sheffield one?" was met with "Yes, the Original United.". He wished me a good day and said thank you, and goodbye.

So at least some of the Man Utd staff are aware that we are the Original United.
I had some tosser phone me up last week asking if I would like an advert on Lower Barnsleys wall planner. 'Like fuck I would ,bunch of wankers' I replied. I think he was aware who United are too :)
 
Well now, you with your 10000 posts and you with your 10000 likes. You're NOTHING until you've had a phone call asking if "you'd like to hear about the exciting opportunites we have for you to work with Scunthorpe United"
 
I've just had a call from a nice chap at Manchester United. I was in the posh corporate whore bit for the cup match and left my phone number on some prize draw thing in the vain hope of winning some Man Utd tat that could go straight on eBay. The chap said he'd seen that I'd attended the game and wondered if I'd be interested in spending money on something or other for future games.

I told him that I'd been a guest and was there to support the Original United. His response of "Oh, the Sheffield one?" was met with "Yes, the Original United.". He wished me a good day and said thank you, and goodbye.

So at least some of the Man Utd staff are aware that we are the Original United.

The bloke from Man U should tell the fucking BBC :mad:

UTB
 
I had some tosser phone me up last week asking if I would like an advert on Lower Barnsleys wall planner. 'Like fuck I would ,bunch of wankers' I replied. I think he was aware who United are too :)

Missed a trick there sitwell: could have gone for "Shit ground, no fans" as your copy and the name of a competitor as the company :)
 
Well now, you with your 10000 posts and you with your 10000 likes. You're NOTHING until you've had a phone call asking if "you'd like to hear about the exciting opportunites we have for you to work with Scunthorpe United"
Did you ask them which position? Defence is a bit weak.
 
I get the occasional call at work from " Tony, at Sheffield United, How are you doing today " My response is " Tony, Do you actually work for Sheffield United " ???

After a brief " Er, well, not exactly " I then ask him why he would say he`s from Sheffield United when in fact he`s not. No, he`s trying to sell me advertising space on the piss wall in the bogs. I`m not having any of that bullshit where a bloke makes out he`s from the Lane when in fact he`s not. So I ask him about the women`s bogs and he say`s he`s not really sure about the lady`s seating arrangements because we all know that the lady`s traps have doors on them so I politely ask him if my advert would be stuck on the inside of the lady`s bog doors. " Again, I`m not sure about that so I`ll have to get back to you on that " he say`s.

The idle tw@t hasn't even bothered getting back to me yet so that`s another letter to McCabe on its way! :mad:
 
Reminded me of the old sign in the old terrace men's toilets - "Gentlemen, Please adjust your dress before leaving" (I think that was it). Made my 5 year old mind boggle at the time, until I asked my dad about it. :)
 
Reminded me of the old sign in the old terrace men's toilets - "Gentlemen, Please adjust your dress before leaving" (I think that was it). Made my 5 year old mind boggle at the time, until I asked my dad about it. :)
Never realised your Dad was a tranny, Cyprers :o

Explains a few things, though
 
Missed a trick there sitwell: could have gone for "Shit ground, no fans" as your copy and the name of a competitor as the company :)
I know but faced with Hi Simon its Dickhead from Sheffield Wendy here ,your brain just flips a switch and goes into fuck off mode :)
 
I get the occasional call at work from " Tony, at Sheffield United, How are you doing today " My response is " Tony, Do you actually work for Sheffield United " ???

After a brief " Er, well, not exactly " I then ask him why he would say he`s from Sheffield United when in fact he`s not. No, he`s trying to sell me advertising space on the piss wall in the bogs. I`m not having any of that bullshit where a bloke makes out he`s from the Lane when in fact he`s not. So I ask him about the women`s bogs and he say`s he`s not really sure about the lady`s seating arrangements because we all know that the lady`s traps have doors on them so I politely ask him if my advert would be stuck on the inside of the lady`s bog doors. " Again, I`m not sure about that so I`ll have to get back to you on that " he say`s.

The idle tw@t hasn't even bothered getting back to me yet so that`s another letter to McCabe on its way! :mad:
Hello this is Bob from South Yorkshire Police ,don't worry you've got nothing to worry about. Twat works for an advertising company :mad: as you re open your computer :)
 
I've just had a call from a nice chap at Manchester United. I was in the posh corporate whore bit for the cup match and left my phone number on some prize draw thing in the vain hope of winning some Man Utd tat that could go straight on eBay. The chap said he'd seen that I'd attended the game and wondered if I'd be interested in spending money on something or other for future games.

I told him that I'd been a guest and was there to support the Original United. His response of "Oh, the Sheffield one?" was met with "Yes, the Original United.". He wished me a good day and said thank you, and goodbye.

So at least some of the Man Utd staff are aware that we are the Original United.

Well, that's you on every shit marketing database from here to the black stump.

Anyone who thinks 'prize draws' are anything but clickbait to obtain personal data is a bit silly.

pommpey
 
Well, that's you on every shit marketing database from here to the black stump.

Anyone who thinks 'prize draws' are anything but clickbait to obtain personal data is a bit silly.

pommpey
They can ring all they want, they'll never sell me anything. They'd have to be on my doorstep and armed like Arnie in "Commando" to get me to part with anything, I'm too fucking tight.
 



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