view From Vale

[Roygbiv]

We are shit

https://roysviewfrom.wordpress.com/2016/02/20/view-from-port-vale-3/

 

[Esablade]

Shit 3 points is 3 points all the same..I'll take it..for now..

 

[SwissBlade]

Can't argue with much that they say.

And if Billy Sharp was a finisher he'd be a right player! Reckon he must have a ratio of about 5 shots per goal.

Lou Reed has a ratio of 700 shots per goal

 

[Tyler Durden]

Glad we managed to make their defeat even less enjoyable.
Horrible little club supported by cunts. Burslem is what depression looks like in solid form.

 

[Jonboy60]

Didn't go roygbiv, so can't comment. Any truths in there.

 

[Blade56]

Oh dear, even port vale fans think it's the worst Blades team they've ever seen?

 

[Karaoke Blade]

Fair comments. Vale were the poorest team to visit the Lane this season. Blades deserved the win and work rate /tempo much better.

 

[Tyler Durden]

Oh dear, even port vale fans think it's the worst Blades team they've ever seen?

And they should know. They're connoisseurs of crap.

 

[axel smeets]

Regardless of the match, I could not stop laughing when they sang 'Sheffield's a shit hole, I want to go home.' Burslem resembles the aftermath of 'Threads'.

 

[Grappler]

Had to laugh when I read this bit.......

"...“As for Sheff Utd they are a disgraceful team for the attendances they get and the budget they have, to be honest Id be more annoyed if I was a Blade then I am being Vale. Just a shame we have nothing up top as we controlled the game throughout really. Usual annual trip ends in the same depressing way again. I really hate this fixture!”..."

 

[west_yorks_blade]

A bunch of nasty chavs, stuck in a 1980's hooligan time warp with milwall.

So pleased we beat the scummy little cretins.

 

[Esablade]

Can't argue with much that they say.

And if Billy Sharp was a finisher he'd be a right player! Reckon he must have a ratio of about 5 shots per goal.

Lou Reed has a ratio of 700 shots per goal

Only shot that counts for Lou Reed :

 

[Grappler]

Regardless of the match, I could not stop laughing when they sang 'Sheffield's a shit hole, I want to go home.' Burslem resembles the aftermath of 'Threads'.

Before the game, Mrs Grappler said "I will die laughing if they sing Sheffield's a shit hole", true to form, they sang it. She was with me at Vale this season, when we drove past three 60 year old skin birds, looking like OAP rejects from "This is England", what an absolute shit hole of a place.

 

[Tyler Durden]

All I heard was the odd "Vale, Vale, Vale".

Some poor fucker was up all night penning those lyrics.

 

[west_yorks_blade]

Burslem, the arse crack of Stoke and the only place I've been in the last 10 years where people come out of their houses to throw abuse at away coaches from their step.

 

[blade67]

Had to laugh when I read this bit.......
" Just a shame we have nothing up top as we controlled the game throughout really. "

Some people just turn up pissed don't they ?

Whilst this is ridiculous, I'm amazed how many of our fans on here and on RS can't explain what formation we played today, when they go on to give opinions on player performances it does make me wonder

 

[Worksop II]

All I heard was the odd "Vale, Vale, Vale".

Some poor fucker was up all night penning those lyrics.

Was it Robbie whats his face ?

 

[Lane Ender]

Some people just turn up pissed don't they ?

Whilst this is ridiculous, I'm amazed how many of our fans on here and on RS can't explain what formation we played today, when they go on to give opinions on player performances it does make me wonder

Yep it was shit today a better team would have made it a miserable day for us.
Fucking awful

 

[blade67]

Yep it was shit today a better team would have made it a miserable day for us.
Fucking awful

I don't think today was shit at all

You are right that a better team would have done better against us, thankfully most teams in this league are shit, so performances like today will mostly end in a win

 

[Liaminho9]

All I heard was the odd "Vale, Vale, Vale".

Some poor fucker was up all night penning those lyrics.

There was a couple of chants about Clayton MacDonald aswell

 

[Lane Ender]

I don't think today was shit at all

You are right that a better team would have done better against us, thankfully most teams in this league are shit, so performances like today will mostly end in a win

Look I'm happy with the win
Apart from 10 minutes we weren't in control

 

[Tyler Durden]

Burslem, the arse crack of Stoke and the only place I've been in the last 10 years where people come out of their houses to throw abuse at away coaches from their step.

To be fair to the folk of Burslem they probably think a coach is a giant dragon on wheels which they need to scare away in case it eats the sun.

 

[Grappler]

To be fair to the folk of Burslem they probably think a coach is a giant dragon on wheels which they need to scare away in case it eats the sun.

When we drove back from the Vale game at their ground, we saw a bloke either drunk or drugged or both, trying to pick his fag up that he had dropped, but he could not work out the distance and was staggering back and forth with his hand out in front of him, much to the amusement of three young lads who were sat on a wall watching.

That is a good nights entertainment for the youth of Burslem.

 

[lazyfecklessblade]

Some people just turn up pissed don't they ?

Whilst this is ridiculous, I'm amazed how many of our fans on here and on RS can't explain what formation we played today, when they go on to give opinions on player performances it does make me wonder

The formation did throw me for a while insofar as I couldn't figure the shape of the midfield for the first 15 - we were pretty asymmetrical at times with players often outside of the positions suggested by folk on here (Brayford and Flynn pushed on come to mind)

 

[Alfreton14Blade]

When we drove back from the Vale game at their ground, we saw a bloke either drunk or drugged or both, trying to pick his fag up that he had dropped, but he could not work out the distance and was staggering back and forth with his hand out in front of him, much to the amusement of three young lads who were sat on a wall watching.

That is a good nights entertainment for the youth of Burslem.

Ah, poor Jose - must have missed the team coach.

 

[zablade]

" It was a very poor game of football between 2 very average limited teams. The first half was shocking was like a pre season friendly, nothing seemed to happen. They scored with their own really decent effort on goal, I am struggling to remember any chances that either team created in the game. “


This. ^^