Transfer deadline day irritations

[judge]

Aside from the obvious fuckwittery around the club on this day and the inevitable montony of the tried our best blah blah blah followed by the loan window blah blah bla then the 93 day blah blah

What else winds you up on deadline day ?
Heres a few of mine

The fax machine jokes
The swap him for a packet of balloons and a twix bullshit
The shit sammon puns
The sad desparation of my life

 

[Pollingtonblade]

Aside from the obvious fuckwittery around the club on this day and the inevitable montony of the tried our best blah blah blah followed by the loan window blah blah bla then the 93 day blah blah

What else winds you up on deadline day ?
Heres a few of mine

The fax machine jokes
The swap him for a packet of balloons and a twix bullshit
The shit sammon puns
The sad desparation of my life

"We tried but "

 

[GRUMPY BLADE]

Aside from the obvious fuckwittery around the club on this day and the inevitable montony of the tried our best blah blah blah followed by the loan window blah blah bla then the 93 day blah blah

What else winds you up on deadline day ?
Heres a few of mine

The fax machine jokes
The swap him for a packet of balloons and a twix bullshit
The shit sammon puns
The sad desparation of my life

"We tried but "

We could have put these comments on a thread about TTW

 

[Harry's Game]

The shit sammon puns

I am desperate for us to sign someone from Eastern Europe as I have a ton Russian and Soviet puns lined up.

But at the moment I won't be Putin any eggs in that basket.

 

[PeteBlade]

Endless threads slagging us off for not signing anyone before people know whether or not we've signed anyone.

 

[Ricky]

Watching good attainable players go elsewhere.

That's actually my favourite one.

 

[west_yorks_blade]

Dildos on sky, waved about by yoots who think they are hilarious.

 

[dronny_blade]

Aside from the obvious fuckwittery around the club on this day and the inevitable montony of the tried our best blah blah blah followed by the loan window blah blah bla then the 93 day blah blah

What else winds you up on deadline day ?
Heres a few of mine

The fax machine jokes
The swap him for a packet of balloons and a twix bullshit
The shit sammon puns
The sad desparation of my life

Same here, let's not cause rumours based on hearsay, let's stick to the fax.

 

[raul]

"I'll drive the useless fuckers there myself"

 

[BushBlade]

If we sign no one - complaints.

If we sign one - not good enough/not enough

If we sign two - not enough/not good enough

If we sign three - not enough/not good enough

If we sign four - not enough/not good enough

If we sign five - too many/not good enough.

 

[PeteBlade]

"Panic buys"!

 

[GRUMPY BLADE]

If we sign no one - complaints.

If we sign one - not good enough/not enough

If we sign two - not enough/not good enough

If we sign three - not enough/not good enough

If we sign four - not enough/not good enough

If we sign five - too many/not good enough.

So we need six in?

 

[sitwell]

Barney - adkins this adkins that.
True blade Adkins this adkins that
David -Adkins adkins that
Esablade - What about that tory Mp who wipes upwards.
Judge- today irritates me

 

[BornOnShorehamStreet]

Endless threads slagging us off for not signing anyone before people know whether or not we've signed anyone.

Exactly

 

[Harry's Game]

Some no mark we bring in on loan holding up the shirt with the stands behind him telling The Star "what a great honour it is to come here" and "how Bramall Lane was always an atmospheric and intimidating place to play" (Despite the fact that all of us who currently go can only remember about two games where that has been true in the last God knows how many years)

 

[Lord Bos of Eckington.]

Some no mark we bring in on loan holding up the shirt with the stands behind him telling The Star "what a great honour it is to come here" and "how Bramall Lane was always an atmospheric and intimidating place to play" (Despite the fact that all of us who currently go can only remember about two games where that has been true in the last God knows how many years)

It's a honour and great to sign for a massive club Sheffield.

UTB

 

[BrayfordsBushyBeard]

The fact I stay up and watch it all night , make Mrs Beard read and not touch the tv , spurn all her advances on the off chance we might just might sign someone , then turn off the tv knackered , try to wake up Mrs Beard to no avail, and think " thanks again United !!" .......... As ever UTB

 

[west_yorks_blade]

James shield Twitter scoops 4 hours after the news is common knowledge.

 

[BeakerBlade]

I'm with you on the Sammon puns, there's no plaice for them here anymore.

 

[Rodley]

Barney - adkins this adkins that.
True blade Adkins this adkins that
David -Adkins adkins that
Esablade - What about that tory Mp who wipes upwards.
Judge- today irritates me

And the circle of life continues...

 

[Barney]

Barney - adkins this adkins that.
True blade Adkins this adkins that
David -Adkins adkins that
Esablade - What about that tory Mp who wipes upwards.
Judge- today irritates me

Sitwell - Baxter this, Baxter that.

 

[Booker4]

The loan window's my personal favourite. That and Adkins saying the team is full of endeavour and honest professionals! What he should say is "the board's pocketed all the money and I'm left with Clough's shit, until the summer"!

 

[PeteBlade]

Did we ever get to the bottom of Sitwell profile picture-gate?

 

[Tyler Durden]

"Never mind the Transfer window, what's Marc McCuntly up to? (Fap fap fap fap)"

 

[sitwell]

Sitwell - Baxter this, Baxter that.

wanted to give you a like but my conscience wouldn't let me.

 

[Foxy]

Did we ever get to the bottom of Sitwell profile picture-gate?

You'd think someone would manage to get the reference before sitwell explains it all

 

[Foxy]

Can't believe we've reached two pages without anyone mentioning "people who use wikipedia as a confirmed source".

 

[sitwell]

people who use wikipedia as a confirmed source
And how do you know ?
My own personal DA.

 

[FTPE]

Partly because he's never needed to even mention us, but mainly because he's an irritating fuck that thinks the whole window revolves around him

 

[Blade56]

Pointless threads about transfer deadline day

That twat on sky wit Scottish voice screaming the repeated so called latest news as if time itself is disappearing

Twat fans who go down to the ground to stand behind the 'on the spot' reporter