Pre-Match View From Millwall

[TJB.]

I'm sure some of them would, if only out of academic curiosity.

Ah yes, I forgot about the vast number of anatomy students within the gay community.

 

[Lazerblade]

Cheers Roy, made me chuckle, well some of it.

 

[Missing Spark]

Have they realized we don't have a Jess Ennis stand...

True, but I cannot look at the upper and lower tiers without having a good think about her.

 

[RMBlade]

True, but I cannot look at the upper and lower tiers without having a good think about her.

I can't sit in the Kop any more... the view isn't the same.

 

[HighfieldBlade]

Yes but who wouldn't want to see a 5'2'', 13 st + woman naked?

The Department of Health?

 

[Trigger Blade]

Best one of these ever, by a long way.

It's a bit like when Danny's Baker and Kelly started 606. Random thoughts on vaguely related football topics.
Sadly most supporters take a far too serious view (606 is completely unlistenable with twats moaning for 2 hours about their teams) of themselves and football in general.

Well done all.

I once had to stop driving while listening to one of their scatological discussions. It won't work here, but the starting point was somebody phoning in and saying that they'd played football against somebody with a false leg.

They then imagined said monopod playing somewhere like Hackney Marshes with several pitches side by side and taking a big swipe at the ball, his false leg coming off and tackling a player on the next pitch and whether that's a red card offence, as it wasn't deliberate and went on to wonder which referee would book him and send him off......

 

[Grecian2000]

I once had to stop driving while listening to one of their scatological discussions. It won't work here, but the starting point was somebody phoning in and saying that they'd played football against somebody with a false leg.

They then imagined said monopod playing somewhere like Hackney Marshes with several pitches side by side and taking a big swipe at the ball, his false leg coming off and tackling a player on the next pitch and whether that's a red card offence, as it wasn't deliberate and went on to wonder which referee would book him and send him off......

Ha, I heard that one.

There was also the "worst kit you've ever seen in a chip shop, or similar" that lasted for weeks and a running theme of seeing famous footballers at the Bingo (after Matt LeTissier had been spotted there). It used to be required listening and now it's to be avoided at all costs. Such a shame.

 

[raul]

On of the golden moments.

 

[Trigger Blade]

Ha, I heard that one.

There was also the "worst kit you've ever seen in a chip shop, or similar" that lasted for weeks and a running theme of seeing famous footballers at the Bingo (after Matt LeTissier had been spotted there). It used to be required listening and now it's to be avoided at all costs. Such a shame.

Danny Baker's Saturday morning show on Five Live is still listenable, even without Danny Kelly. He gets some good callers which helps, but he also has the ability to recall tiny details of his childhood and youth, in a way that I never could, which in turn encourages people to phone in. Long gone brand names, obscure bands, people he knew, things that happened to him, some of which have no doubt found their way into Cradle To Grave.

 

[sitwell]

Coz you won't stop talkin,
Why don't you give it a rest?
You got more rabbit than Sainsbury's,
It's time you got it off your chest

 

[RossoDeltic]

The Saturday morning show does have some great things. The duck in the wall is one of my favourites that seemed to go on for a few weeks.

 

[Bladebri]

So who of you at the game tomorrow are going to get your heads cracked together on Shoreham street.

 

[s4-blade]

Banner welcoming refugees hmmmmmm it's a big no from me.

 

[SUFC Handsworth]

Excellent stuff from the 'Wall fans, have a like from me.

 

[zablade]

I belive / hope most of those post were supposed to be ironic...

If not Jeeeeezus!!!

 

[SwissBlade]

Brilliant! We should invite them for a pint post match, I'll delegate that to you lot with real ale tendancies to take em for a few...

 

[Lane Ender]

Brilliant! We should invite them for a pint post match, I'll delegate that to you lot with real ale tendancies to take em for a few...

Come for a drink with us we'll be in the Copthorne from 10.45

 

[SwissBlade]

Come for a drink with us we'll be in the Copthorne from 10.45

I'm in turkey

 

[JohnDenver]

I belive / hope most of those post were supposed to be ironic...

If not Jeeeeezus!!!

There's a type of knowing faux irony where it's used to say the unacceptable and provide a get out clause. It's for you to judge where this stuff is coming from.

 

[JohnDenver]

I'm in turkey

Capital T please or else we'll believe the literal interpretation. You are from country stock, no?

 

[Lane Ender]

I'm in turkey

On holiday?

 

[SwissBlade]

On holiday?

Kind of... Ironman

 

[Lane Ender]

Kind of... Ironman

Just another has been.
Not in Belek are you?

 

[SwissBlade]

Just another has been.
Not in Belek are you?

Yeah I am indeed

 

[Ecco1889]

Triathlon..
tek up a real sport an get thisen some darts

 

[mattbianco1]

I found it quite funny that read.

 

[Kenilworth]

Kind of... Ironman

Impressive Swizzler.
Good luck with it

 

[SwissBlade]

Impressive Swizzler.
Good luck with it

Cheers pal! It's only a half (ironman 70.3) but it's still a long way

 

[Kenilworth]

Cheers pal! It's only a half (ironman 70.3) but it's still a long way

I think I'd only be able to manage the bike ride these days the others would have finished all three by the time I'd get out the bloody water

"Enjoy"

 

[blade67]

Well done Roy, definitely one of the best, they seem like a good bunch, I think I'll wander down Brammall Lane and have a bit of banter with them all later