Pre-Match View From Blackpool

[Roygbiv]

https://roysviewfrom.wordpress.com/2015/08/20/pre-match-view-from-blackpool/

 

[Superblades]

They can f**k off with their pitch invasion. Hope our stewards are expecting this and have them lined up in front of the away stand.

 

[Slim Man]

I'm tellin ya, this is a nailed on away win.

 

[Fulwood Blade]

“What’s more worrying is that people are going to go!
We are fucking shit at the moment, and not worth a journey anywhere.”

Oh dear - we do know how to fuck up a home banker!

UTB

 

[MobileBlade]

They can f**k off with their pitch invasion. Hope our stewards are expecting this and have them lined up in front of the away stand.

I hope they land safely first if they are planning a pitch invasion. Its a long way down from up there.

 

[Wards]

Those predicted possession stats are interesting...

 

[Superblades]

I hope they land safely first if they are planning a pitch invasion. Its a long way down from up there.

That's alright then, not been this season and didn't know they were in the upper tier now

 

[grafikhaus]

They can f**k off with their pitch invasion. Hope our stewards are expecting this and have them lined up in front of the away stand.

What? All 257 of them?

 

[TJB.]

Should be a simple win, but why do I have the feeling that this has 'banana peel' written all over it?

Or should that be tangerine peel?

Would it be just as slippy?

Answers on a postcard, please.

 

[FTPE]

Hope we do "dick" um

 

[Barney]

Everything looks set for a home win then. The perfect reason for the blades to go out and do the opposite.

Only kidding, I think we'll win this one comfortably. Feel very sorry for their fans though, glad we're not in their position.

 

[sitwell]

If we get an early goal we could really do something here ,fiver on 8-0

 

[Small Mendonca]

I genuinely feel nervous for this game. We can't lose, we must not lose.

 

[William Henry Foulkes]

If we get an early goal we could really do something here ,fiver on 8-0

That's ridiculous, we'll never keep a clean sheet.

 

[William Henry Foulkes]

"n the vain hope that our dwarves can outjump the massive Blades."

How times have changed.

Wonder where Davies is btw.

 

[Bartleby]

Should be a simple win, but why do I have the feeling that this has 'banana peel' written all over it?

cos you were at the Fleetwood or Crewe games last season?

 

[blade.i.am]

Our dwarves can out jump the massive Blades? There's a turn around from last year

 

[blade.i.am]

Damn, just beat me to it WHF!

 

[Guesty]

Our dwarves can out jump the massive Blades? There's a turn around from last year

Even with our team of diddy-men last year there was still an ongoing, lazy assumption that the team was packed with big lumps.

 

[Cyprus Blade]

Whilst having sympathy for their supporters it doesn't extend to me not wanting us to run up a cricket score. We are capable of doing that against this class of opposition if, and here's the if, we go about our business in a focussed and professional manner and don't think we have won this before a ball has been kicked.

 

[TJB.]

cos you were at the Fleetwood or Crewe games last season?

Ah yes, Fleetwood. The lowest-ever point of my SUFC watching days.

 

[SwissBlade]

I said this when their supporters came crying on here looking for support for their cause and i'll say it again.

Their protests against the Oysten family started when they were in the bottom division and they were quite vocal, but as they climbed the leagues and into the Premier league they fell silent and realised that they were perhaps not that bad. You started seeing Blackpool Shirts outside Blackpool!

But now they're back on the way to where they belong, they're bleating away again. So fuck em.

Hope we rip them a new one, but we'll probably lose this one!

 

[Deleted member 875]

If we get an early goal we could really do something here ,fiver on 8-0

You know what Sitters, it's been ages since I have felt confident that we are going to go out there and give someone a proper drubbing. I think tomorrow is the ideal chance to do it to someone.

 

[BushBlade]

Even with our team of diddy-men last year there was still an ongoing, lazy assumption that the team was packed with big lumps.

Always is though isn't there. Ever since Bassett you still hear commentators/pundits saying shit like 'Sheffield United, good at set pieces', even when we're very poor at them.

 

[Guesty]

Always is though isn't there. Ever since Bassett you still hear commentators/pundits saying shit like 'Sheffield United, good at set pieces', even when we're very poor at them.

Exactly. Similarly West Ham and Spurs will always be accused of playing good football even if that hasn't been the reality for a long time.

 

[Jan Age]

Positive bunch then

 

[Bladesway]

“Sheff. Utd. 2-0 Blackpool.
Scoreline will paint one picture, but the stats will show another.
Possession 76%-14% in favour of the yorkies.
Shots 41-1
On target 28-0
Corners 15-1 “

Wow theres even a missing 10% possession, can't get much worse for Blackpool.

 

[Bladesway]

Ah yes, Fleetwood. The lowest-ever point of my SUFC watching days.

Walsall at home was probably mine, far, far worse.

 

[borbokis]

We're going to lose aren't we?

 

[Northyorksblade]

Ah yes, Fleetwood. The lowest-ever point of my SUFC watching days.

Really? Really? You can't have been watching long. I can think of a few worse than that.