Nasty rumour

[Dalelane01]

Been a rumour going around our village wife is going to leave me . Apparently been well infomed by sons and daughters, that if i dont stop coming home from matches miserable and bad tempered giving her silent treatment after her asking if we won shes going after this weekends game
So come on nigel get your finger out lets start winning our games starting this weekend against chessy. help me save my marriage. and stop these nasty rumours U T B

 

[Latters]

Your village has a wife? I'm struggling with the logistics of this, is it done on a rota basis?

 

[dingledog]

This is getting serious, our village has a twin!

 

[boo radley]

Village bike?

 

[Dodgy Dave]

Not as nasty as the rumour going around twitter that Murph has agreed terms with Brighton and will be moving shortly!

 

[Dalelane01]

Your village has a wife? I'm struggling with the logistics of this, is it done on a rota basis?

And i thought it was the football.shes been carrying on behind my back all along . Probably while im watching the blades .careful where i do and do not put the fullstops. Lesson learned

 

[Blade56]

Not as nasty as the rumour going around twitter that Murph has agreed terms with Brighton and will be moving shortly!

Is he gay?

 

[Mad Mick]

Our village as an idiot, but he's stupid, so I'm going to apply for the job.

 

[Dalelane01]

Our village as an idiot, but he's stupid, so I'm going to apply for the job.

Hey! Apply if you like .thats my job! And ive no intention of giving it up yet.

 

[Esablade]

Is she going to Brighton too?

 

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

Your village has a wife? I'm struggling with the logistics of this, is it done on a rota basis?

FFS XD

 

[Ashtonsmashton]

Do you share everything or just your wife?

 

[Dalelane01]

Do you share everything or just your wife?

I was always brought up with the saying share and share alike although there is one exception the wallet and all it contains .
Anyway why you asking ? Do you fancy coming to live in our village hope ive answered your question. the blades 2 chesterfield 0 clean sheet. billy gets his first goal on his umpteenth debut collins gets the another and goes on to be man of the match

 

[Dalelane01]

Been a rumour going around our village wife is going to leave me . Apparently been well infomed by sons and daughters, that if i dont stop coming home from matches miserable and bad tempered giving her silent treatment after her asking if we won shes going after this weekends game
So come on nigel get your finger out lets start winning our games starting this weekend against chessy. help me save my marriage. and stop these nasty rumours U T B

THANKYOU! THANKYOU! THANKYOU!

 

[Pierre's PC]

our village wife

Is this Stocksbridge?

 

[Dalelane01]

No pierre but close. heard that village worse.is your place looking for a village husband. anyway after that win yesterday. Shes all mine. rest of village will have to wait

 

[MobileBlade]

THANKYOU! THANKYOU! THANKYOU!

Took six hours from the final whistle. What a man.

 

[Dalelane01]

Took six hours from the final whistle. What a man.

Went straight back home from match. let you fill in the blanks regarding the 6 hours what a man!!! thats exactly what the wife said.have you been listening to the village gossip? do you live in our village

 

[Kev Gee]

What a strange thread....