Joey Barton

[Keef Chedwyn]

Well nobody else wants him..would be ideal if he keeps his mouth shut and stays on the pitch.

Wrong section, absolute bollocks, just bad bad posting.

 

[stannyblade]

No no no

 

[William Henry Foulkes]

I'd rather spend an eternity in the pub league than see that thunderous twat don the red and white stripes.

Fuck off, and stay fucked off.

Eloquently put, and I wholeheartedly concur.

 

[grafikhaus]

Its 100% yes from me. Exactly what we need. We don't have a leader on the pitch and Barton is a decent player, a twat, but still good enough for the Championship IMO.

We need someone to give us a bit of a spark. He would spend a lot of time suspended but why not a pay as you play deal?

UTB!!

Unfortunately, we're not in the Championship, and show no signs of getting there.

 

[Pierre's PC]

Joey Barton would be an astute signing

Wait...

No he's a cunt, I'd rather be locked in a cellar at the fritzel family home than have that twat at United

 

[HeCanDoMagic]

We've had bell ends play for us before, and some of them were shit.

We'll have bell ends play for us again, why not at least make sure their half decent bell ends.

Joey Barton, not that he'd drop to this level, would be a great signing.

 

[William Henry Foulkes]

I'd rather spend an eternity in the pub league than see that thunderous twat don the red and white stripes.
Fuck off, and stay fucked off.

Joey Barton would be an astute signing
Wait...
No he's a cunt, I'd rather be locked in a cellar at the fritzel family home than have that twat at United

There's a whole gruesome sub-thread developing here of Things you'd rather do than have Joey Barton at the club

 

[Jonboy60]

There's a whole gruesome sub-thread developing here of Things you'd rather do than have Joey Barton at the club

We will end up with joey Barton,..............................................5 yrs from now, on his last legs, big fat wage, just like vinny Jones did. For me,not now,not ever.

 

[William Henry Foulkes]

We will end up with joey Barton,..............................................5 yrs from now, on his last legs, big fat wage, just like vinny Jones did. For me,not now,not ever.

Yes, but what would you rather have than Mr Barton?

Me, I'd rather be fed to cannibals than have Joey Barton at the club.

 

[Pierre's PC]

Yes, but what would you rather have than Mr Barton?

Me, I'd rather be fed to cannibals than have Joey Barton at the club.

Cannibal ferox style?

 

[Kenilworth]

No no no

Your posts used to be so much better when you had a decent avar

 

[Jonboy60]

Yes, but what would you rather have than Mr Barton?

Me, I'd rather be fed to cannibals than have Joey Barton at the club.

I'd rather slide down a very large razor blade, using my bollox as breaks.

 

[Jonboy60]

I'd rather slide down a very large razor blade, using my bollox as breaks.

"BRAKES".

 

[Cyprus Blade]

Signing Barton would be the icing on the cake in cementing the general media impression that Sheffield United Football Club is a halfway house to keep thieves, bully boys, thugs, gobshites and rapists in the game - fantastic idea. Added to that he would be an excellent role model for the academy graduates and the punch-ups with his own teammates would provide an excellent springboard for team bonding. Cannot think of a worse idea.

 

[Deleted member 1486]

I honestly can't think of another football I would rather not have at this club more than Barton! He's a knob of the highest order. When he's not busy attacking players on his own team (stubbing a cigar out in a youth team player's eye, or punching a team mate so many times he ended up with a detached retina), he's busy picking fights with 15 year old's, or smacking taxi drivers around, mowing down pedestrians in his car, or smacking an unconscious teenager 20 times (having already been bailed three times for other offences!). To this day he tries to justify almost everything he's done, even going as far as to paint himself as the victim.

He's a nasty piece of work. A bully. A grown man who's built a hardman image from knocking kids around.

Oh, and anyone who quotes (and namechecks) Nietzsche but doesn't know the different between "their", "there" and "they're" is a fucking simpleton.

 

[JJ Sefton]

24 carat cunt. No thanks.

 

[Blade in Brid]

No no no

And an extra 3 NO's from me

 

[Revolution]

I wonder how many people on this thread who don't like Barton would have been happy to resign Ched Evans?

Barton would not sign for us, but I'd take him in a heartbeat. He's better than any midfielder we've got on the books.

 

[Highbury_Blade]

Not sure what he'd do for team morale, but on pure footballing ability it'd be a yes from me.

 

[georgebernardshaw]

Why not go for the full package? - Barton on the pitch, and Samuels as our media partner

 

[AlanWrightsShinyHead]

I'd have him in our team

 

[BushBlade]

Why not go for the full package? - Barton on the pitch, and Samuels as our media partner

And Warnock as DoF?

 

[Dkc]

I'd rather drink an extra-large shartshake

 

[Esablade]

What's not to like?

 

[Hblockblade]

It's a yes please from me

 

[Alfreton14Blade]

The Blades actually having a proper leader play for them? Far too revolutionary, these days.

 

[itsinyerblood]

One of football's leading Jekyll and Hyde characters. There's little doubt the guy can play, seen him play exceptionally well, also seen him when the red mist descends and then there's no controlling him. You pays your money and takes your choice. What I do know is that he'd bring quality to our team that we're currently missing, as for the personality defects, that'd be Adkins' area of expertise.

 

[georgebernardshaw]

Very good player, worth his weight in shit

 

[robbiez666]

I'd rather have a threesome with Martin Samuel and Gary Megson.

 

[Tyler Durden]

I'd have him in a shot. He plays like he actually has blood running through his veins, unlike this sorry bunch we've got now.

In fact fuck it, I'll take 10 Joey Bartons please.