Am I a bad Blade?!

[GreasyChipBeattie]

For about 15 years, I've toiled, sweated, cried, budgeted and stressed my way to a reasonably successful business.
By successful, I don't mean fabulously wealthy, but to be in a position where I can allow my two lads to run things while Mrs Greasy and I consider taking a bit of an extended break this Winter.
Herein lies the problem.
We are considering renting a little place in Southern Spain for about 6 weeks from mid Jan to end of Feb.
On the upside, Mrs Greasy has a... errr... new lease of life (if you know what I mean) when we are on holiday and the chance to escape the dreary British Winter really appeals to me.
The obvious down side (other than an almost celibate existence if I don't go) would be missing my beloved Blades play.
So, what should I do?

 

[Canterbury Blade]

Buy her a sun lamp and get her sorted...

 

[Angef1Blade]

Wait until middle/end of May & then go

 

[Snowman]

Daft question. Don't think your beloved Blades would be asking the same question in your position. 56 years of loyalty has brought me nothing but heartache. Do yourself a favour and have a long rest.

 

[Northyorksblade]

Spend £37 on Bladeplayer and go! How many games would you miss, not that many wins anyway

 

[BornOnShorehamStreet]

For about 15 years, I've toiled, sweated, cried, budgeted and stressed my way to a reasonably successful business.
By successful, I don't mean fabulously wealthy, but to be in a position where I can allow my two lads to run things while Mrs Greasy and I consider taking a bit of an extended break this Winter.
Herein lies the problem.
We are considering renting a little place in Southern Spain for about 6 weeks from mid Jan to end of Feb.
On the upside, Mrs Greasy has a... errr... new lease of life (if you know what I mean) when we are on holiday and the chance to escape the dreary British Winter really appeals to me.
The obvious down side (other than an almost celibate existence if I don't go) would be missing my beloved Blades play.
So, what should I do?

No brainer

Get thissen off and sign up to Blades Player - best of both worlds

 

[Alfreton14Blade]

You're a bad Blade Greabo, a very bad Blade!
Now bend over & take your punishment...

 

[Ashtonsmashton]

Is this just a way to boast about your holiday because it doesn't sound like a problem to me

 

[yuley82]

For about 15 years, I've toiled, sweated, cried, budgeted and stressed my way to a reasonably successful business.
By successful, I don't mean fabulously wealthy, but to be in a position where I can allow my two lads to run things while Mrs Greasy and I consider taking a bit of an extended break this Winter.
Herein lies the problem.
We are considering renting a little place in Southern Spain for about 6 weeks from mid Jan to end of Feb.
On the upside, Mrs Greasy has a... errr... new lease of life (if you know what I mean) when we are on holiday and the chance to escape the dreary British Winter really appeals to me.
The obvious down side (other than an almost celibate existence if I don't go) would be missing my beloved Blades play.
So, what should I do?

Go and enjoy your life, the blades will always be there your health may not!

 

[stringjunior]

If you don't take her, I will

 

[wizadry]

She said she wasn't bothered to me so do what you feel is for the best Spain it is then

 

[GreasyChipBeattie]

Not boasting at all AshMash.
6 weeks in a 3 bed villa for about £800. Not bad eh?
It's something I've wanted to do for years and it looks like this year it might finally be possible.
I'm happy to know most on here would sacrifice a few games for the chance to grab a bit of summer sunshine.
I don't feel so disloyal now!!
You watch, the bleeders will go on a 8 match winning streak scoring about 50 goals.

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

Sweet Baby Jesus and all the orphans. All that Sun, sea and secretions to have the slight disruption of knowing the final score at Bury was 0-0. I reckon your Bladeyness has more than enough credits to just enjoy the break.


UPDATE

If by some miracle the Blades start winning, I think I speak for all when I say book the next 6 weeks as well.

 

[Dnblade]

If she's got..errr...a new lease of life GCB,let her go on her own....Just exactly where is it she'll be staying ?

 

[GreasyChipBeattie]

You're a bad Blade Greabo, a very bad Blade!
Now bend over & take your punishment...

Blimey Alf,
I'm glad I'm not taking you along if this is how you are when you're not on holiday!

 

[GreasyChipBeattie]

Sweet Baby Jesus and all the orphans. All that Sun, sea and secretions to have the slight disruption of knowing the final score at Bury was 0-0. I reckon your Bladeyness has more than enough credits to just enjoy the break.

Yaaayy, Espagna here I come (you listening Mrs Greasy!!)
Thanks for the endorsement SEB

 

[blade too long]

For about 15 years, I've toiled, sweated, cried, budgeted and stressed my way to a reasonably successful business.
By successful, I don't mean fabulously wealthy, but to be in a position where I can allow my two lads to run things while Mrs Greasy and I consider taking a bit of an extended break this Winter.
Herein lies the problem.
We are considering renting a little place in Southern Spain for about 6 weeks from mid Jan to end of Feb.
On the upside, Mrs Greasy has a... errr... new lease of life (if you know what I mean) when we are on holiday and the chance to escape the dreary British Winter really appeals to me.
The obvious down side (other than an almost celibate existence if I don't go) would be missing my beloved Blades play.
So, what should I do?

living as I do in Spain

just do it

 

[Gavlar]

For about 15 years, I've toiled, sweated, cried, budgeted and stressed my way to a reasonably successful business.
By successful, I don't mean fabulously wealthy, but to be in a position where I can allow my two lads to run things while Mrs Greasy and I consider taking a bit of an extended break this Winter.
Herein lies the problem.
We are considering renting a little place in Southern Spain for about 6 weeks from mid Jan to end of Feb.
On the upside, Mrs Greasy has a... errr... new lease of life (if you know what I mean) when we are on holiday and the chance to escape the dreary British Winter really appeals to me.
The obvious down side (other than an almost celibate existence if I don't go) would be missing my beloved Blades play.
So, what should I do?

Move to Spain.................

next question?

 

[knowsnowt]

Not off to join Isis are you? That would be pretty awful tbh.

 

[GreasyChipBeattie]

If she's got..errr...a new lease of life GCB,let her go on her own....Just exactly where is it she'll be staying ?

Costa del Sol Mate. Just wander up and down the beach looking for a grumpy old bird who doesn't appreciate anything you do and you'll not miss her.....come to think of it, neither will I

 

[Alfreton14Blade]

Not off to join Isis are you? That would be pretty awful tbh.

More like the Iberiansies, by the sound of it!

 

[metalblade]

Costa del Sol Mate. Just wander up and down the beach looking for a grumpy old bird who doesn't appreciate anything you do and you'll not miss her.....come to think of it, neither will I

Sounds like our lass who at the moment is sulking because she wants to go to the caravan this weekend.

 

[GRUMPY BLADE]

Buy her a sun lamp and

a dildo

 

[Rodders]

a dildo

I was going to say this; she can watch one do its magic, while you can watch 11.

 

[Blade58]

No contest! Take her away and rent a room for 6 weeks GCB


Copthorne has some good deals going so I've heard

 

[Dkc]

There are a few Blades bars out in the Med, we should make a list of them

 

[CarlingBlade]

Been travelling a couple of times, once for a year and other time for 6 months, first time before easy access t'net other time with Internet cafes etc. Missed the matches and Blades badly but they'll be there when you get back, you cant get back experiences you've missed out on. Definitely 100% got for it.

 

[wizadry]

There are a few Blades bars out in the Med, we should make a list of them

Then pack our bags and all of us fuck off

 

[Pierre's PC]

I prefer Canada, which is where I'm going.

*Shameless holiday plug*

 

[Rotherham Blade]

There are a few Blades bars out in the Med, we should make a list of them

Went to Nerja recently, Bar el Bosque in town has got shed loads of Blades shirts on the wall.

However when I paid a visit, the owner wasn't in, but a cockney bartender was