Carling or Carlsberg?

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Which lager?

  • Carlsberg

    Votes: 13 31.0%
  • Carling

    Votes: 29 69.0%

  • Total voters
    42

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The club have asked on Twitter whether they should stick with Carlsberg or change to Carling.

I wouldn't pay what they charge anyway, but Carling is better than Carlsberg.

And all these people saying "get real ale" - there is no way of keeping it drinkable on tap when you're going to use it once a week. It'd have to be bottles.
 

Carling all the way. It's far more common to get a shite pint of carlsberg! Probably
 
Carling? If Soda Stream made lager . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Tasteless, gassy piss.

I would much prefer Carlsberg as long as it was Export. However, I never buy a drink in the ground so should probably keep my nose out :)
 
On the real ale front, where there is a will, there is a way.

You just a have to be good at managing your ordering.

The biggest problem is where to put the casks.
 
I've never understood why anyone would want to queue up (missing a fair portion of the first half) to smash down a bottle of tepid pissy lager during a 15 minute break in play, inevitably breaking the seal in the process.

Wait till after the game or drink more before you arrive.
 
On the real ale front, where there is a will, there is a way.

You just a have to be good at managing your ordering.

The biggest problem is where to put the casks.
Off topic slightly but why not approach someone like bradfield brewery and get them to bottle something like a farmers blonde in plastic bottles.

I'm sure they could call it something like sharps retreat or joses ecstasy or something fitting :)
 
I've never understood why anyone would want to queue up (missing a fair portion of the first half) to smash down a bottle of tepid pissy lager during a 15 minute break in play, inevitably breaking the seal in the process.

Wait till after the game or drink more before you arrive.

Thats why they made vouchers.

As for the question:

defo Carlsburg as it actualy tastes of lager rather than tastless pissy Carling
 
The club have asked on Twitter whether they should stick with Carlsberg or change to Carling.

I wouldn't pay what they charge anyway, but Carling is better than Carlsberg.

And all these people saying "get real ale" - there is no way of keeping it drinkable on tap when you're going to use it once a week. It'd have to be bottles.

I presume there is a reason why they can't have both Carling and Carlsberg and offer a choice to the consumer?

Regarding real ale, if the choice is lager or a bottle of (say) Timothy Taylor's Landlord poured into a plastic glass. I would choose Landlord any day.
Again, they could have a choice of 2 or 3 different real ales and vary them as each batch gets used up.
They would gradually be able to see which are the most popular choices and start to stock more of them.
 

My dicky birds tell me some changes are afoot in certain areas of the ground...

It depends who Greene King have got agreements with.

As I've said on Twitter, it's moot anyway. You won't get me paying over £3 for crap in a plastic glass when there's so much choice outside the ground. Most people are the same.
 
Neither of them will be making me leave the pub any time before 2:45. Both awful.
 
Can't believe Carlsberg has even got 4 votes...
It's probably... the most arrrrrrendas lager in the world.
 
Re the price they charge for the stuff, if you think it's expensive at The Lane, they were charging £4.50 a pint at Silverstone at the weekend!!!
 
I was one of the first down in the kop beer queue on Sunday, and had a pint of Carlsberg that didn't taste quite right, but drank it anyway.

On Monday and Tuesday I had several visits to the toilet where I expelled a vile smelling runny brown substance from my turd extraction valve.

Does anyone think the two are linked
 
I was one of the first down in the kop beer queue on Sunday, and had a pint of Carlsberg that didn't taste quite right, but drank it anyway.

On Monday and Tuesday I had several visits to the toilet where I expelled a vile smelling runny brown substance from my turd extraction valve.

Does anyone think the two are linked
Did you have a dirty burger too?
 
While we are at it.

Them new chips are dreadful.

Skinny fries... the problems:

Being so thin, it only takes a few seconds of over cooking by the chefs part time students before they become little sticks of concrete.

Being so thin and being in an outside environment they are freezing by the time you get half way down them.

Bring back thick chips - more robust to poor cooking and retain heat better!

Think about these things, United!
 
While we are at it.

Them new chips are dreadful.

Skinny fries... the problems:

Being so thin, it only takes a few seconds of over cooking by the chefs part time students before they become little sticks of concrete.

Being so thin and being in an outside environment they are freezing by the time you get half way down them.

Bring back thick chips - more robust to poor cooking and retain heat better!

Think about these things, United!
You could just go to the chippy or any of the dozens of takeaways that are within spitting distance of the ground?
 
You could just go to the chippy or any of the dozens of takeaways that are within spitting distance of the ground?
Or you could do what I do.
Have your dinner before you leave the house, then go to the pub, then the match and then home for your tea.
Surely you can last between 1 and 6pm with no food? :)
 
Real ale? The choice of (certain) students and nerds who think that ferret's piss tastes good just because it's come from some microbrewery you've never heard of.

I'm neither, but give me a lovely porter or ruby ale any day.
 
You could just go to the chippy or any of the dozens of takeaways that are within spitting distance of the ground?

I will be doing now they have messed the chips up.

Pukka pies are pretty poor as well but I guess they just go for the biggest profit margin there so I'll let them off. (but I don't buy them, used to buy peters pies though)
 

I will be doing now they have messed the chips up.

Pukka pies are pretty poor as well but I guess they just go for the biggest profit margin there so I'll let them off. (but I don't buy them, used to buy peters pies though)

Brighton show you can do good pies at a football ground.
 

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