It's surreal preseason dream time...

[stringjunior]

First home game of the season v L##ds, I'm sat in the south stand (which now has a fetching curved construction), we're playing in black pleated dresses and NA plays a 3-3-6 formation. We go 2 down by half time, the fans begin to take their shoes off and head to the car park. We go on to win 6-3 and the revolution begins.

 

[I should coco]

First home game of the season v L##ds, I'm sat in the south stand (which now has a fetching curved construction), we're playing in black pleated dresses

Sounds real enough to me and after ditching proper stripes for the white monstrosity, anything is possible.

Just been on the webshop and the new dresses are due in next month;

www.sufc/shop/newproducts/firstteamcrapdresses.co.uk

 

[boo radley]

I'm waiting for the alzheimers to kick in before my imagination gets going.

 

[Groucho Blade]

3-3-6 is one of those formations we just don't play often enough. There must be a reason for that...

 

[Jon Bon]

First home game of the season v L##ds, I'm sat in the south stand (which now has a fetching curved construction), we're playing in black pleated dresses and NA plays a 3-3-6 formation. We go 2 down by half time, the fans begin to take their shoes off and head to the car park. We go on to win 6-3 and the revolution begins.

Who scored? No, don't tell me, let me guess. Madonna, Bobby Davro, Jo Brand, silverfox , Hatty Jacques and Billy Sharp?

Nah, bit too far fetched. Even a continuous intravenous drip feed of liquid strong cheddar wouldn't have got Billy on the score sheet.

 

[stringjunior]

Nah, bit too far fetched. Even a continuous intravenous drip feed of liquid strong cheddar wouldn't have got Billy on the score sheet

Boom boom