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Think this was a good one too...
"All your fans and Smithy too, have all *****d off to watch Man U!"
Burnley fans singing to Leeds. (Jacque, England).
DId anyone hear the Manure 'fans' last night chanting
Attack, attack, attack attack attack!
That had to be started by the loud speakers cos it's a crap USA style chant and everyone knows Manure fans make no noise usually.
"Well Bob, the crowd here at the Trafford DevilDome sure know their OFFense from their DEEfense."
That's right Bob, those guys from Cornwall, Ireland, London and the West Country sure do. They regularly travel miles to see the Rowdies at their home arena."
"That's right Bob. Say, who's that red-faced Scotch guy with the mouth full of gum?"
"No idea Bob, and I've also no idea why the LA Galaxy's new man David Becks isn't playing tonight. He's not played in the right-wing-running-back position for the Rowdies for some time, he must be injured."
"Could be Bob, I wonder if the Galaxy will be able to win the WorldAmericanMLSsponsoredbyHank'sToolAndLumberCupTrophySeries without their star man?"
"It'll be hard Bob. Say, the Rowdies have got that fella Ronaldo playing tonight. I was sure he'd signed for InterCity Milan."
"Apparently not Bob. That was a terrific touch-up he scored to put his side one-zip ahead though."
"It sure was Bob, but why didn't Meeelan put their deefense star player Maldini out there? He's 87 years old of age you know."
"Can't say for sure Bob, but unless the Rowdies do something, the two touch-ups that Kakapoopoo scored will put Meelan ahead in the play-off series."
"That's right Bob. The Rowdies need something special. They should take that fat guy Rooneyaldinho off and put a quality player on, like the American guy Bald Eagles."
"And Rooneyaldinho has just scored Bob."
"Fantastic Bob, the crowd will be singing Malcolm Glazer's name loudly again."
"That's right Bob."
"Darn tooting Bob."
SV you're almost as cynical and full of bile as I am![]()
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