Oldham away, pre-season, 74-75.... anglo-texican-scottish-watney-cup - Blades fans on train being terrified of simply being in Manchester...lost 4-0. "This is gonna be a shit season isn't it?".... if only we'd stuck one in at Birmingham on the last day of that season!!!
Man City 74-75 - 2-3. Not so much for that game but for the incredible traffic coming back to M'cr from Sheffield as MUFC had played at S6 in the second division on the same day... and my journey to Maine road in a Hackney Carriage taxi, and my first experience of "look after your car mister?"
Northampton away midweek 81/82 - one of the most dire performances i've ever seen from a Blades team... 1-0 down until the millionth minute, the pulled it back and ended up winning 2-1. Blatant "awayer" that ref!
Hull City pitch invasions... every year. Without fail.
Rochdale 81/82 - one of Handsworth lads ending in someone's living room after being chased down a dead-end. 0-0. cold. F. cold.
Crewe - 3-2 jeff king....Mark Palios' incredible hair... first time i saw someone with a Wednesday jumper on with the owls head converted to a pig (by his Mum no doubt) - brilliant.
Bury - 1-1 81-82 but that late equaliser (was it an Edwards header???) .... about a billion Blades laughing all the way back across the M62.
Peterborough away (4-0, 81/82) was memorable for being the first trip on a football special train where the police just let us all find our own way to the ground and hence get some sherberts before kick-off... and of course for stuffing promotion rivals 4-0 at their place and just about guaranteeing promotion.
Torquay for going into a pub at 12;00 in the town making a lot of noise, being embarrassed at upsetting the very posh drinkers in there....imagine captain Peacock, and a Mrs Slocombe/Hyacinth Bouquet cross, General Melchett and Colonel Hall ..... "association football fans, Fawlty... I say..what!?"... only to see them in the directors box in the ground later taking the piss out of us for our inverted snobbery and passing us all a lager at half time!...
Darlington 81-82 for the sight of Busby and a Green Crocodile chasing some youth's outside the ground at about 15:10, and on the way to the ground a 12 year-old local running across the dual carriageway on the way down to the ground and twatting the lads behind us - with about 20 Blades pissing themselves laughing... and the largest percentage away following ever in English football....... and Bobby Hatton....
Portsmouth 82/83 first game of season, train pulls up 1 mile short of station, everyone charges off across the tracks rather than waiting... after match some numpty charging out of his own house to take on about 800 Blades going back to the footy special... and getting arrested and slung in a Maria for his trouble along with his girlfriend and mother (absolute tit).
Cardiff 82-83 ..lost 2-0 i think....miserable game, miserable day, miserable ground, miserable journey. Even Cardiff fans seemed miserable that day and they'd won. Just f***in' miserable.
Newport, 80/81 ... 0-4.... Cardiff 82/83 is a utopian dream memory. Enough said.
Derby, 86-87, 0-2 ... Handsworth Blades getting a kickin'. Big Mel (very big Mel) holding the hand of a 13-year old copper... "You're going nowhere mate, you need to get your mates"... Spud: Top "feight that lads"..."Top chips them lads"..... Main man from the DLF refusing to go down a back alley with one of the Handsworth lads half his size. Rest of us getting pasted or chased.
Bristol City - 87-88... the prickliest set of f***ers I ever came across... not hard, not intimidating at all, just f***in densely mental... like a hundred "Screech's" that wanted a scrap... and a tediously crap performance... you knew there was no chance in the second leg.
Just some memories.... no doubt blurred by time and ale! ..... there's a gazillion more....