This guy any good?

[ChefYouKnighted1889]

 

[DifferentClass]

Unfortunate name.

Jakob FFS...

 

[Blade In Flame]

Who cares, just get him signed. Shirt sales with his name on the back would go through the roof.

 

[ChefYouKnighted1889]

True story i once got my viagra mixed up with my sleeping tablets and had 40 wanks

 

[The Fox]

Were all jacobs at the lane

 

[diode_blade]

He'll be cream crackered after 10 mins at lane.

 

[Blade In Flame]

Many, many years ago, a mate used to have a golf ball with the name Roy Wanker stamped on it. He told me he was a golf professional somewhere, so in light of this thread, I tried to do a search for 'Roy Wanker - Golf Professional' and this is what it came back with

 

[Blade In Flame]

I knew I wasn't dreaming.

https://www.ebay.com/itm/287128982341?_trkparms=itmf%3D1%26aid%3D1110006%26rkt%3D5%26algo%3DHOMESPLICE.SIM%26asc%3D341397%26pid%3D101224%26mech%3D1%26algv%3DSimOrganicCassiniWithToraRecalls%26pmt%3D0%26amclksrc%3DITM%26sd%3D386861204677%26sid%3DAQALAAAAEOQICuKt8E%2BkzgCB4mq3NO0%3D%26itm%3D287128982341%26noa%3D1%26ao%3D1%26rk%3D2%26mehot%3Dnone%26lsid%3D0%26meid%3D07f9458e533e428fb96bb1f985ecf5a2%26pg%3D2332490&_trksid=p2332490.c101224.m-1

 

[Sportbilly /Detroit Blade]

Many, many years ago, a mate used to have a golf ball with the name Roy Wanker stamped on it. He told me he was a golf professional somewhere, so in light of this thread, I tried to do a search for 'Roy Wanker - Golf Professional' and this is what it came back with

This is a bit harsh, I liked Roy Wanker when he did Catchphrase.

 

[ChefYouKnighted1889]

This is a bit harsh, I liked Roy Wanker when he did Catchphrase.

Was gonna say he was a top lad towd Roy

 

[ChefYouKnighted1889]

This is a bit harsh, I liked Roy Wanker when he did Catchphrase.

 

[DifferentClass]

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I miss the old Catchphrase, now it's all celebrity bollocks.

 

[Carlton Blade]

 

[Edgar Allan Poo]

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Inverted or the regular kind?

 

[Bayingblade]

True story i once got my viagra mixed up with my sleeping tablets and had 40 wanks

You really cocked up there!

 

[dexter101]

Saw some scouting notes on him a while back. If I remember rightly they said:

He goes up and down until hes made himself sore

Tends not to be a team player,only ever focused on himself

Tends to make a bit of a mess of the finish

Pretty useful off the bench when no other opportunities have presented themselves

 

[Tickhill Blade]

This is a bit harsh, I liked Roy Wanker when he did Catchphrase.

 

[Blade In Flame]

This is a bit harsh, I liked Roy Wanker when he did Catchphrase.

That's good but it's not correct...

 

[Blade In Flame]

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For years after seeing that, I thought that's how posh people wanked, doffing their topper with the other hand.

 

[ThatJa]

That's good but it's not correct...

That's good but its not quite right...

 

[Finn Keane o' Balmaqueen]

Does anyone recall Yurak?

Yurak Hunt.

Made TD look like Mary Poppins.

Anyway, says he's a left winger, should be a left-hander with the name of that Legend,

 

[BazWainwright]

There was a Croatian centre back Jis Lobah, who played for Hadjuk Split back in the 70s.



And a Norwegian right back Pal Fanibatah who played for Lokomotiv Leipzig and Hertha Berlin



Harv Pumpt was a German midfielder who was with Borussia Monchengladbach in 1983

 

[Davalon]

There was a Croatian centre back Jis Lobah, who played for Hadjuk Split back in the 70s.

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And a Norwegian right back Pal Fanibatah who played for Lokomotiv Leipzig and Hertha Berlin

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Harv Pumpt was a German midfielder who was with Borussia Monchengladbach in 1983

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Did you ask Chat GPT to put Joe Cocker in the last one

 

[wardonia_blade]

I went to a European conference where there was a German delegate called Horst Schidt.

 

[Champagneblade]

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Apparently his Dad’s a referee!

 

[BazWainwright]

I went to a European conference where there was a German delegate called Horst Schidt.

True fact: A business processes lecturer I once had was called Elvis Sitoris.

'A limerick maker's dream', said one of the delegates.

 

[BazWainwright]

Did you ask Chat GPT to put Joe Cocker in the last one

I had a little help from my friends ...

 

[Kenilworth]

There was a Croatian centre back Jis Lobah, who played for Hadjuk Split back in the 70s.

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And a Norwegian right back Pal Fanibatah who played for Lokomotiv Leipzig and Hertha Berlin

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Harv Pumpt was a German midfielder who was with Borussia Monchengladbach in 1983

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What proper footballers used to look like.

None of this hair banded, metrosexual, wearing socks like stockings, designer stubble nonsense you see in the game today

 

[BazWainwright]

What proper footballers used to look like.

None of this hair banded, metrosexual, wearing socks like stockings, designer stubble nonsense you see in the game today

Lobah was famed for his flick-ons, especially in the box. Fanibatah was a slippery winger who was needed to get some added impetus into the gameplay and Pumpt was a strong, meaty individual who would regularly clear out the centre of the park with his presence.

 

[jt64]

Is it half term already, or is it just this international break being too long?