Best chants of the season

[DifferentClass]

Been pretty slim pickings this mediocre season but a couple stand out:

"We're going to Tottenham, you're going too" at Derby had me PMSL until it started looking like the jammy cunts would avoid relegation.

"Wilder is a wanker" whenever Bamford scored unall... Wilder even joined in at the sty! And a majority of S2 seems to agree

Funny oppo chants also welcomed!

 

[Grappler]

"Who put the ball in the Wednesday net" is always welcome.

 

[Houston_Blade]

Edgy ones like:

“Football in a library” and “This is a shithole” always make me belly laugh.

 

[Blade In Flame]

Edgy ones like:

“Football in a library” and “This is a shithole” always make me belly laugh.

If you think they're edgy, you've obviously never heard "Is there a fire drill?"

 

[FreePaulRodgers]

‘We should’ve gone Christmas shopping’.
Pompey fans after we went 3 up at The Lane .

 

[Whitby-Blade]

“Your Dads a cunt and so are you” to George Hirst after he tried squaring up to Sydie on the stroke of halftime at the lane.

 

[Gin&Juice]

“Where’s your caravan?” To the Women’s team.

 

[Dnblade]

"Who put the ball in the Wednesday net" is always welcome.

Yes,and net zero in points,is good for laugh.

 

[Bell4]

You’ll never take the Shoreham

 

[Cheets]

Three nil again olé olé

 

[Guesty]

Been pretty slim pickings this mediocre season but a couple stand out:

"We're going to Tottenham, you're going too" at Derby had me PMSL until it started looking like the jammy cunts would avoid relegation.

"Wilder is a wanker" whenever Bamford scored unall... Wilder even joined in at the sty! And a majority of S2 seems to agree

Funny oppo chants also welcomed!

See I always thought it was "Wilder is a wanker" too, but then people told me it was actually "Bamford is a wanker".

What was everyone else singing?

 

[Carlton Blade]

Completely off piste, but the Hearts Claudio Braga/Radio Ga-Ga one is top notch

 

[RossingtonBlade]

See I always thought it was "Wilder is a wanker" too, but then people told me it was actually "Bamford is a wanker".

What was everyone else singing?

I’ve always sung Bamfords a wanker, heard that sung by everyone in away ends, but, they sing ‘Wilders a wanker’ on’t Kop. Which is true mind.

 

[Davalon]

Sideways and backwards everywhere we go

 

[Maurice Maurice]

'You're gonna get your fucking heads kicked in'. Best song ever, a little bit of the game died when we stopped singing this

 

[radio]

Friend of mine Scunthorpe fan said when they got knocked out of FA Trophy at Glanford Park , the Horsham fans were singing to them
"Champions of Sussex , you'll never sing that "

 

[knowsnowt]

'You're gonna get your fucking heads kicked in'. Best song ever, a little bit of the game died when we stopped singing this

I still sing this to my grandparents when the refuse to pay for my porn channel.

 

[The Hobott]

“Your Dads a cunt and so are you” to George Hirst after he tried squaring up to Sydie on the stroke of halftime at the lane.

Me and my daughter enjoyed that one

 

[Edgar Allan Poo]

'You're gonna get your fucking heads kicked in'. Best song ever, a little bit of the game died when we stopped singing this

Only natural when everybody got their head kicked in, innit?

 

[ekke287]

I always enjoy the one spelling our name out, as it literally always sounds like we’re all too pissed to spell properly.

S-E-H-F-F-E-L-D
UNI
TAD

SHEFF UNITED FC

 

[I should coco]

'You're gonna get your fucking heads kicked in'. Best song ever, a little bit of the game died when we stopped singing this

"You're going home in a Sheffield ambulance "

Obviously, yer' ambulance would only take you to the nearest A&E, but poetic licence, innit.

 

[DifferentClass]

"You're going home in a Sheffield ambulance "

Obviously, yer' ambulance would only take you to the nearest A&E, but poetic licence, innit.

Nowadays it'd be three phone appointments before anything resembling an ambulance comes!

 

[I should coco]

Nowadays it'd be three phone appointments before anything resembling an ambulance comes!

Good point.

"You're gonna get checked out by an early intervention paramedic or nurse practitioner", doesn't quite strike fear in the same way.

 

[DifferentClass]

Good point.

"You're gonna get checked out by an early intervention paramedic or nurse practitioner", doesn't quite strike fear in the same way.

Or an AI bot!

 

[Torrix1889]

Liked the First day of Christmas one about Jairo...

 

[Rodley]

The Ode to Gysbrechts ‘Tache