Why have we never replaced "With Eddie Colquhoun, promotion is soon?

[Sheff de party]

Mark and Harry Bunn, promotion is done.
With Hong Hai Dong, promotion ain't long
With Simon Lappin, promotion is happ'nin.

Some absolute legends being unfairly excluded in my view.

 

[essexblade]

Players based on AI, promotion is nigh

 

[BalticBlade]

With Jamie Shacklet-on, promotion's nailed on

 

[Geordie Blade]

And with Rob Kozluk, we don't give a

Spoiler: Wash your mouth out with soap, lad

monkeys

 

[Gimli]

With Femi Seriki, promotion is cheeky…

UNITED

 

[dexter101]

With Gary McSheffrey, Set piece goals aplenty,

UNITED

 

[DifferentClass]

With Sydie Peck, promotion in the neck...

 

[Davalon]

With Martin Woolford, promotion is crud

 

[KMC-1889]

Think we can now see why we’ve never replaced that line.

 

[Agreasychipbutty]

With Japhet Tanganga we'll be waiting for promotion no langa

 

[derfblade.3]

We aint goit a barell of money,
We spent it all on Matos and Chongy
We got nowt in the bank
And Hoever is wank,
Uuuunnniiitedd!

 

[Edgar Allan Poo]

Mark and Harry Bunn, promotion is done.
With Hong Hai Dong, promotion ain't long
With Simon Lappin, promotion is happ'nin.

Some absolute legends being unfairly excluded in my view.

Such a classic is not to be tinkered with.

 

[Northernsoulblade]

Because us old uns who sang it first will find you if you change it

 

[Carlton Blade]

With Callum O'Hare, promotion is there
With Ili N'Diaye, promotion is nigh
With McGuinness and Chong, promotion takes long

 

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

With Adam Davies, promotion isn't very fucking likely.

How do you play this game?

 

[DifferentClass]

With Callum O'Hare, promotion is there
With Ili N'Diaye, promotion is nigh
With McGuinness and Chong, promotion takes long

Winner!

 

[iBlade.]

The song. 'we aint got a barrel of money' was in its prime when I first started going to the Lane. Maybe its just me but please leave alone as is.

 

[CrookesBlade]

…..and with Hammond, Dean the work is unseen.

 

[CrookesBlade]

…and with Ched Evans the court is session

(You really have to do some work on the pronunciation for this one)

 

[HighfieldBlade]

The song. 'we aint got a barrel of money' was in its prime when I first started going to the Lane. Maybe its just me but please leave alone as is.

It's already been changed!
In its most recent incarnation, we've dispensed with the services of Messrs Woodward and Currie, but miraculously retained those of Eddie Colquhoun.

 

[Houston_Blade]

Quinn and Win rhyme, surely someone can have a bit of fun with Wayne, Alan or Stephen

 

[Sean Thornton]

My old man, said be an AI fan
I said f………………

 

[cahill]

Just seen Eddie Colquhoun on the Big Match from 1974. Alongside, TC , Woody, Badger, Dearden, Eddy. Ted Hemsley etc

 

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

We ain't got a barrel of money,
We ain't got Woodward or Currie,
But whilst there's VAR,
Promotion can fuck off.