Incoming? Down Bullshit Alley... sponsored by JL94x4

[ThatJa]

We've just made a world record contract offer to Victor Valdes. Due to sign within the next 10 years.

 

[sitwell]

him out of pulp fiction ?

 

[Bladesman]

Oh come on...we can do better than Valdes.

 

[SwissBlade]

Oh come on...we can do better than Valdes.

Very true. I've never heard of him

 

[shorehamview]

Wasn't he a baddie in a spaghetti western? Lee Van Cleef shot him, I seem to remember.

 

[Sirius]

We've just made a world record contract offer to Victor Valdes. Due to sign within the next 10 years.

Is he the guy in Coronation Street,?

 

[Rossb123]

We've just made a world record contract offer to Victor Valdes. Due to sign within the next 10 years.

I can confirm this rumour is true, Clough told me while we was visiting Ched Evans in jail....

 

[sitwell]

Is he the guy in Porridge ?

 

[SotonBlade]

Where's Mateja Kezman...

 

[Esablade]

 

[Tezza1889]

I'm not itk, but this is a fact.... were buying the frozen stem cells from pele' maradonna and ronaldo, the prince has a research facility like on jurassic park with all robots and stuff and they will be grown into our players for the upcoming assault on the premier league....

Or sold for (undisclosed) by mccabe......

 

[SwissBlade]

So where does North Korea come into all of this?

 

[stringjunior]

So where does North Korea come into all of this?

It's where the prince's research facility is - obvioulsy

 

[2ndtenorblade]

Do we have the basis for a film script yet?