Funniest thing you have seen at a game.

[Digger]

Can be on the pitch, in the stands or travelling, pub etc.

2 highlights for me:

The collision between piggy Sheridan and piggy Warhurst that led to Jock Bryson breaking away and Super Dane scoring in front of the kop. Must have watched that a thousand times.

During the game at Forest (the one that relegated Clough snr) a Blade handed his camera to Ian Woan as he was about to take a corner and posed for a photograph. The look on Woans face was priceless!. Some of you must have witnessed that?

 

[Pinchy]

Nick Montgomery and Rob Kozluk in the same team. Black humour, but very funny.

 

[shorehamview]

This wasn't at a football match, but just after the Rugby League World Cup Final in 1991. As the then-Foreign Secretary Douglas Hurd's car was being escorted away from the ground one of the police horses next to the car took a liking to the head of the chap in front of it, a bald man sporting a rather natty Bobby Charlton combover. The horse half kissed, half sucked this bloke's head, leaving his combover flopping impotently to one side and his head covered in horse slobber.

 

[Digger]

Can be on the pitch, in the stands or travelling, pub etc.

2 highlights for me:

The collision between piggy Sheridan and piggy Warhurst that led to Jock Bryson breaking away and Super Dane scoring in front of the kop. Must have watched that a thousand times.

Added a link for this game.





During the game at Forest (the one that relegated Clough snr) a Blade handed his camera to Ian Woan as he was about to take a corner and posed for a photograph. The look on Woans face was priceless!. Some of you must have witnessed that?

 

[Blade56]

"Only Wilson will know how he missed"

 

[LS5 Blade]

Bradford away in the league cup (probably 95 or 96) Sat behind the goal upstairs in that tiny stand. Bloke sat in front of us just returns with a cup of bovril and is taking a sip. Whilst this is going on Katchouro attacks the goal and his attempt on goal keeps rising and rising. It caught the bovril sipper bang in the mush and the drink went everywhere. Dont think everyone stopped laughing for rest of game!

 

[blader]

Nick Montgomery and Rob Kozluk in the same team. Black humour, but very funny.

You buggar! I was going to give a very similar response!

Guess I need to give a serious response now: Probably Huddersfield away. Sone kid (about 15) was giving it massive down at front with the old 'come on then, outside' and all that, only for his mum to come down from about 10 rows back, tell him off and make him sit down. That poor kid got so much abuse for the rest of the game he probably never went again!

 

[blader]

Also songs about that fat lad in the Pink away at West Ham were funny too!

 

[Darren]

Away to West Ham 21/3/90 at the end of the game after we were kept in. We had been hammered 5-0, but cheered up after the tannoy announced that our nearesr promotion rivals, Newcastle had also lost, meaning we were still odds on for promotion. There was a rather rotund steward and he got the usual "never seen a salad" song. He just smiled and held up five fingers.....

 

[Tezza1889]

Couple of things stand out from that legendary day at leicester ...

Was in sk2 behind the net, and before the game started their fans are to our left behind a mesh fence, old fella walking down the terrace with a pie in his hand gets spat on by one of em who's got his face right up to the fence, bloke throws pie full whack at the fence, it splits open hot pie burning the lads face and gravy all over him...priceless.

Secondly, when the third goal goes in, blade next to me very worse for wear removes his trousers, drops his undercrackers and starts waving his dick about, sadly his even drunker friend decides to out do him, and puts the penis, into his mouth....


Believe it or not....

 

[gavtheblade]

Dean Saunders and that goal vs port vale..
During the warm up away at west brom 10 or so years ago,simon tracey volleyed a ball into my old mans face and smashed his glasses to bits!

 

[Large Mendonca]

Bromby's free kick from around 40 yeards out, and the look on Blackwell's face as it trickled around 20 yards wide........

 

[Pinchy]

Couple of things stand out from that legendary day at leicester ...

Was in sk2 behind the net, and before the game started their fans are to our left behind a mesh fence, old fella walking down the terrace with a pie in his hand gets spat on by one of em who's got his face right up to the fence, bloke throws pie full whack at the fence, it splits open hot pie burning the lads face and gravy all over him...priceless.

Secondly, when the third goal goes in, blade next to me very worse for wear removes his trousers, drops his undercrackers and starts waving his dick about, sadly his even drunker friend decides to out do him, and puts the penis, into his mouth....


Believe it or not....

I think you must be confusing two different events at different locations, Tezza......

 

[Tops]

Couple of things stand out from that legendary day at leicester ...

Was in sk2 behind the net, and before the game started their fans are to our left behind a mesh fence, old fella walking down the terrace with a pie in his hand gets spat on by one of em who's got his face right up to the fence, bloke throws pie full whack at the fence, it splits open hot pie burning the lads face and gravy all over him...priceless.

Secondly, when the third goal goes in, blade next to me very worse for wear removes his trousers, drops his undercrackers and starts waving his dick about, sadly his even drunker friend decides to out do him, and puts the penis, into his mouth....


Believe it or not....

Saw the bloke with pie in his face and if I remember right, they started pelting us with coins during the game?

One thing that sticks out for me, a few of us (MBB) used to go for a drink before the match in a pub called the Matilda, anyway it was run by two nice fellas if you know what I mean, on the odd Saturday a big burly sheman would be in, one of our little group goes by the name of big mart, some on here will know him, some on here were there,
This day she came asking if we wanted a go on football card, well she told us we were having a go, BM shat himself and coward under the table, the big man was terrified of her, and he's never been able to live it down, as his good mates always remind him of it

 

[GRUMPY BLADE]

The look on the piggy faces behind the net as Brownie volleyed the ball into the goal.

That really was funny as fuck.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=kWVoubbCXrQ

 

[JJ Sefton]

A mate of mine lobbing a hamburger at Alan Pardew from point blank range at a Barnet vs Enfield match when I was about 15.

 

[pommpey]

Last year, away at Crawley

steward rebounds an inflatable back into the 1200 Christmassy Blades

"If you wear a yellow jacket, you're a Blade!"

and to the steward who confiscated an inflatable

"If you wear an orange jacket, you're a cunt!"

That, and the aforementioned 'Frankeh Dettoreh!" steward at Loftus Road.

pommpey

 

[Silent Blade]

The second one was the funniest

 

[wizadry]

Grimsby away ,about 14 years ago ,i got nutted by my own fan,i was about 15or16 he didnt realise i was a blade not going to mention any names as there was allsorts went off that day people through bar windows and allsorts ,now all this from the start was funny as fuck

 

[Billyblade]

Harry Bassett going on the pitch doing a wanker sign at the latest Italian player to throw himself on the floor during an Anglo-Italian cup match.
Pembo attempting a "cartwheel" throw-in against West Ham. Cocking it right up and giving it straight to a West Ham player about a yard away then relieving his frustration that he had just made himself look a tit by kicking same West Ham player in the chest.

 

[Digger]

Any of you older uns remember the "bird" fronting for the Scunthorpe mob in the fourth division at Glandford Park?. I can laugh now but she scared the sh!t outa me at the time.

 

[Darren]

How about Glyn Hodges getting a last minute winner v Derby at the kop end on 26/1/91, jumping onto the advertising boards and promptly falling head first over them?

 

[LoughboroBlade]

Watching the stewards and police at Yeovil away in the league game last season, as they sprinted across a field in pursuit of a guy they'd taken out of the ground. The whole back few rows of the away end cheered the guy on, and the look as they returned empty handed 5 mins later was priceless. Helped keep everyone entertained in what had been a fairly dull game.

The Saunders throw-in against Musselwhite's arse the main on the pitch highlight I can remember.

And of course...

"Scorer of the 4th goal for the Blades, number 5 Des Walker!"

 

[andybrizz]

Hull at home a few Christmas’s ago, freezing cold, last few minutes of the game, 2-2 (Deadly Chedley has pulled 2 back after being 2-0 down at half time) and Hull get a corner in front of the Kop. Bullard, not long on the pitch, wanders over and a bloke near us shouts ‘Nah then Bullard, tek yer fuckin’ snood off yer Yeti!’ Bullard’s face was a picture. Not so funny two minutes later when the git pops up and puts in the winner and celebrates right in front of us! Twat!

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

Any of you older uns remember the "bird" fronting for the Scunthorpe mob in the fourth division at Glandford Park?. I can laugh now but she scared the sh!t outa me at the time.

Funny as fuck. But it was the old ground not Glanford. The finest from the BBC had been running their end right across the terrace, when out of their retreating midst came this negative of Big Mamma who proceeded to front out all these Blades. One guy who many on here would know was laughing so much he missed it coming and got a proper good kick in the bollocks.

 

[Digger]

You are right, The Old Show Ground it was. Remember when we got out of the ground the twats were throwing bottles, bricks and coins at us!. Interesting walk to the station that day.
This was one of only 4 defeats all season (all away). Stockport and Hull were two others. Cant remember the last one.

 

[Swanseablade]

Harry Bassett going on the pitch doing a wanker sign at the latest Italian player to throw himself on the floor during an Anglo-Italian cup match.

Ha defo, I have quoted that one before; I think it was Udinese.
Bassett got sent off as did Charlie Hartfield, who showed he was (actually) a better boxer than footballer as he floored one of their players with a sweet jab followed by an uppercut! Sweet.
Another fave moment of mine was Bradders throwing a full bucket of water over Billy Big Bollox - Mr Paul Gascoine against Spurs at the The Lane. FAF. Fair play to Gazza - he smiled.......(as well as torturing us all game!)

UTB
FTO

 

[1889]

During one of Alan Corks latter games, he was having a shit game and was getting booked right in front of the Kop and as the ref spoke to him a chorus of 'Off Off Off' rang out from the Utd fans, cruel....... But funny.

UTB

 

[Woodwardfan]

Jeff King own goal away at Reading, night match, mid-80's. Rocket from outside area.

Currie and Birchenall sat side by side after tackle, gave each other a big kiss.

Hodges getting a lecture alongside opposition player, stood on the other player's foot.

Friend of ours, reserve match around 1960, clawing on netting round players' tunnel to hurl tirade at referee, teeth fell out into tunnel area, linesman handed them back, Herbert put them straight back in his mouth, without even a wipe, and carried on.

General Bill Punton wingplay: bald, unathletic, upright and stiff running action but so effective and positive.

 

[BornOnShorehamStreet]

General Bill Punton wingplay: bald, unathletic, upright and stiff running action but so effective and positive.

Give it to Punton!

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