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10,000 pints of real ale, 10,000 of fosters/carling, 11,999 bottles of cider and a small white wine for Linz please my good man
Bar man in the green man may just suffer a small amount of apoplexy if all blades go in there![]()
"Can i put it on my switch card? No? Ok can we split that 32,000 ways then?"10,000 pints of real ale, 10,000 of fosters/carling, 11,999 bottles of cider and a small white wine for Linz please my good man
Bar man in the green man may just suffer a small amount of apoplexy if all blades go in there![]()
"Can i put it on my switch card? No? Ok can we split that 32,000 ways then?"
I hope it's one of those pubs where you get your drinks free if they forget to give you a receipt. It would only cost them about £144,000.
Can I also get a tray?
Haha.
"Oh, that head's a bit big...could you top up those 32,000 pints please. The white wine is fine."
"Oh, that head's a bit big...could you top up those 32,000 pints please. The white wine is fine."
"Will you accept a tyre instead?""Can i put it on my switch card? No? Ok can we split that 32,000 ways then?"
I might need two for that round... London prices pal."Will you accept a tyre instead?"
UTB
Can I also get a tray?
Ill probably be a tight arse and just take loads of tinnies with me and sup them in the beer garden, thus negating the need of going to the bar
No... it's 17560 pints of Carling, 14400 John Smiths and erm... oh yeah... a Guinness please.
Be prepared to get your bags searched on the way in.
No... it's 17560 pints of Carling, 14400 John Smiths and erm... oh yeah... a Guinness please.
No... it's 17560 pints of Carling, 14400 John Smiths and erm... oh yeah... a Guinness please.[/QUOTE
What about 'puff juice' ?
10,000 pints of real ale, 10,000 of fosters/carling, 11,999 bottles of cider and a small white wine for Linz please my good man
Bar man in the green man may just suffer a small amount of apoplexy if all blades go in there![]()
I'm just glad I'm going to be supping Asahi super dry at home with only a 5 metre walk to the beer fridge
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