So lets make it official...

All advertisments are hidden for logged in members, why not log in/register?


10,000 pints of real ale, 10,000 of fosters/carling, 11,999 bottles of cider and a small white wine for Linz please my good man
Bar man in the green man may just suffer a small amount of apoplexy if all blades go in there :)
 
10,000 pints of real ale, 10,000 of fosters/carling, 11,999 bottles of cider and a small white wine for Linz please my good man
Bar man in the green man may just suffer a small amount of apoplexy if all blades go in there :)

err, Linz drinks pints, so a small glass of Pinot Grigio and it's all going to kick off :D
 
10,000 pints of real ale, 10,000 of fosters/carling, 11,999 bottles of cider and a small white wine for Linz please my good man
Bar man in the green man may just suffer a small amount of apoplexy if all blades go in there :)
"Can i put it on my switch card? No? Ok can we split that 32,000 ways then?"
 
I seem to remember seeing some sort of official pub allocation on here prior to the Udders game, sorry if I have missed it but found it useful last time out.....
 
Who wants crisps, nuts or pork scratching s?
6,845 bags of cheese n onion, 8,276 salt n vinegar , 12,982 ready salted, 4,650 smokey bacon and 896 bags of salted peanuts please oh and one bag of pork scratching's ( there's ALWAYS one )
 
Haha.

"Oh, that head's a bit big...could you top up those 32,000 pints please. The white wine is fine."

Sorry, sorry, my student friends over there made a mistake. That's 6399 snakebites and 3000 Bacardi breezers


Right can we get 32000 jäger bombs as well
 
"Oh, that head's a bit big...could you top up those 32,000 pints please. The white wine is fine."

Do you really think a southern pub is going to pull beer with the sparkler on the pump? Unless of course we take our own (it's been done before)

"Oh, and barman, remind me which one of these lagers has the lemonade top please...."
 
I'm just glad I'm going to be supping Asahi super dry at home with only a 5 metre walk to the beer fridge
 

No... it's 17560 pints of Carling, 14400 John Smiths and erm... oh yeah... a Guinness please.
 
Ill probably be a tight arse and just take loads of tinnies with me and sup them in the beer garden, thus negating the need of going to the bar
 
Ill probably be a tight arse and just take loads of tinnies with me and sup them in the beer garden, thus negating the need of going to the bar

Be prepared to get your bags searched on the way in.
 
10,000 pints of real ale, 10,000 of fosters/carling, 11,999 bottles of cider and a small white wine for Linz please my good man
Bar man in the green man may just suffer a small amount of apoplexy if all blades go in there :)

reminds me of a bill bailey gag, something like, all the men in the entire world go into a pub, one man goes up to the bar and says, 'i'll get these', ................'what an idiot'
 

All advertisments are hidden for logged in members, why not log in/register?

All advertisments are hidden for logged in members, why not log in/register?

Back
Top Bottom