The Fax Machine

[Rodley]

Is it plugged in and working properly yet?

UTB

 

[dingledog]

Is it plugged in and working properly yet?
The AI computer uninstalled it.

 

[Newbury Blade]

Is it plugged in and working properly yet?

UTB

Decommissioned and replaced with feeble jokes about Bulgarian transfer targets.

 

[luffenhamblade]

Decommissioned and replaced with feeble jokes about Bulgarian transfer targets.

Or is that jokes about feeble Bulgarian targets…

 

[The Crab]

Even worse than that.

The fax machine is Bulgarian…

 

[luffenhamblade]

Even worse than that.

The fax machine is Bulgarian…

We’ll be after signing the fax machine next then. Ahh…

 

[Gimli]

Even worse than that.

The fax machine is Bulgarian…

Факс апаратът е български

 

[Cheeky Blade]

Plugged into ChatGPT via the modem now…just waiting for it to fire up..

 

[DifferentClass]

Even worse than that.

The fax machine is Bulgarian…

Faks Maschoff.

 

[Bladesman]

Even worse than that.

The fax machine is Bulgarian…

Ordered from a company online called CrabFax in Bulgaria.

 

[Champagneblade]

Massive pile on for Chansiri, yet apart from a couple of development players we’ve not signed anyone either.

We are however seemingly making sure we sell one of our starters!

As long as it’s happening in the background then it’s ok.

What I don’t want to hear is this bullshit excuse about Play Offs were late finishing therefore we were late getting players in. They players were back later anyway due to the Play Offs. The new manager needed time to evaluate the squad etc etc.

All valid reasons. I just don’t want to hear them!

 

[Bladesman]

Plugged into ChatGPT via the modem now…just waiting for it to fire up..

ChatGPT is broke, please try signing new players later.

 

[ben1987]

 

[Aston max]

So that's what happened

 

[Rodders]

alright lads, this is some of Pollingtonblade 's best material

 

[BalticBlade]

Even worse than that.

The fax machine is Bulgarian…

Have they got fax machines in Bulgaria yet? I'll probably get hauled over the coals for this comment (something I imagine they probably still do in Bulgaria).

 

[Pintor75]

wilder must have been given it as it only accepts faxes from ex blades

 

[derfblade.3]

Be patient. MMMM.

 

[Houston_Blade]

Massive pile on for Chansiri, yet apart from a couple of development players we’ve not signed anyone either.

We are however seemingly making sure we sell one of our starters!

As long as it’s happening in the background then it’s ok.

What I don’t want to hear is this bullshit excuse about Play Offs were late finishing therefore we were late getting players in. They players were back later anyway due to the Play Offs. The new manager needed time to evaluate the squad etc etc.

All valid reasons. I just don’t want to hear them!

Jamie Hoyland’s still on the piss celebrating his new contract and Des Taylor is filming the next series of Family Guy. It’ll happen when it happens!

 

[Rodley]

View attachment 214896Be patient. MMMM.

 

[Shawy24]

View attachment 214896Be patient. MMMM.

I’m sorry but wtf is that shirt he’s wearing?

 

[Jon Bon II]

I’m sorry but wtf is that shirt he’s wearing?

It's a type of shirt important business people wear. Us plebs need not concern ourselves with it, nor try to understand it. I wouldn't swap my Stone Island bucket hat for it, but there again, I'm not an important business man.

 

[ChipButtyBlade]

Have we been given a yet to be announced transfer embargo.

 

[Champagneblade]

Have we been given a yet to be announced transfer embargo.

We can only sign players on less than 7k per week AND they can only be bought from Bulgaria.

It’s quite the specific embargo!

 

[Edgar Allan Poo]

View attachment 214896Be patient. MMMM.

Just brought up a bit of sick when I saw the blue and white striped shirt.

 

[Old Programme seller]

Perhaps we’ve moved on to dial up

 

[diode_blade]

 

[GrunkyPeep]

 

[Nickydblade]

It's a type of shirt important business people wear. Us plebs need not concern ourselves with it, nor try to understand it. I wouldn't swap my Stone Island bucket hat for it, but there again, I'm not an important business man.

 

[Railway Blade]

I’m sorry but wtf is that shirt he’s wearing?

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