I'm not a 12h, but I am a true Blade because...

[shorehamview]

None of that sensible stuff now.

I am a True Blade because......

Every time Paul Carrack comes on the radio I complain.

 

[JJ Sefton]

I am a true blade because I can cut cheese.

 

[Grecian2000]

None of that sensible stuff now.

I am a True Blade because......

Every time Paul Carrack comes on the radio I turn the twat off.

Easily fixed SV.

I'm a true Blade because every time I go past The Sty I fart loudly (unless I'm on the Tram and sat next to a young lady in which case I sneak out a silent protest).

 

[UnitedBlade]

I was delighted when Piggy Bright and miserable twat Relegation Peters were knocked out in the first round of Celebrity Pointless.

Pair of thick tossers.

 

[GRUMPY BLADE]

Can't look at the "OK to want the pigs to beat Charlton" thread

 

[oldblade]

Because in the mists of time I used to be happy and optimistic, but now fear the worst possible outcome of anything anywhere, and I spend every Saturday afternoon from August until May on the edge of a nervous breakdown and with severe stomach cramps.

 

[Sothall_Blade]

I'm a 12J

This thread is about penis measurements right?

 

[Jon Bon]

I'm a True Blade because I'm at The Lane. I saw it written down once so it must be correct.

 

[Jehovah]

Because evertime I see anyone fat with a beard, I immediatley attack them.

 

[mattbianco1]

Easily fixed SV.

I'm a true Blade because every time I go past The Sty I fart loudly (unless I'm on the Tram and sat next to a young lady in which case I sneak out a silent protest).

Every time i drive past i tell my 2yr old to hold her nose cos it stinks and do thumbs down and get her to say "boo wednesday".

That is true!!

 

[Kenilworth]

Because evertime I see anyone fat with a beard, I immediatley attack them.

You must be a reight cheery bastard around Christmas time then Jovers

 

[bornablade]

Because every Monday I turn up at BDTBL just to watch the shirts dry on washing line.

Last year it was more entertaining than most matches.

 

[JohnDenver]

Because every time I see or hear Chris Waddle I reflexively drop a loud C-bomb.

It's not mental illness, doctor, it's just right and proper.

 

[Bedrock Blade]

I'm a true Blade to within 1/10 of a micron. Which I gather is the international standard for Bladey Bladeness.

 

[dingledog]

Im a true blade because no matter how much I get sh-t upon by the football gods, I still keep going back for more.

 

[UnitedBlade]

Im a true blade because no matter how much I get sh-t upon by the football gods, I still keep going back for more.

I've recently consulted a pre-eminent doctor about this.

There is no cure.

 

[judge]

Whats a 12h?

 

[raul]

Dunno, nonsical isn't it?

 

[Grecian2000]

A pencil rating so light it's invisible. 2hb for me always.

 

[Kenilworth]

Whats a 12h?

It's a lady with a very, very small back and HUGE tits

 

[PeterNdlovu081]

I'm a true Blade because I go owl shooting every Wednesday evening.

 

[Blackheath Blade]

I'm a true Blade because after the Boxing Day debacle, I wrapped a dog turd in some kitchen foil and posted it to Jack Charlton at the Sty.

 

[raul]

Because every time I see or hear Chris Waddle I reflexively drop a loud C-bomb.

It's not mental illness, doctor, it's just right and proper.

You do realise you can get a Fixed Pelanty Notice for that ?

 

[SotonBlade]

I'm a true blade because I realise that if you say 'no pyro no party' then you are 42carat chutney!

 

[R&WStripedBlood]

... I refuse to watch the winter Olympics due to the blue stripes on the course & half pipe