Cottagers

[jezzablade]

I'm definitely not homophobic. The best man at my wedding was and still is openly gay. Having been to sea for 14 years I have met and know of numerous homosexuals who I liked and were good friends.

However I would struggle if the Blades were not the Blades and shared Fulham's nickname.

Definition.
cottaging (ˈkɒtɪdʒɪŋ)
n
1. Brit homosexual activity between men in a public lavatory

I would imagine the confusion for some unsuspecting Fulham fan taking an honest leak in the Gents to be asked coyly if he was a cottager by another guy. The answer yes could have a different form of appreciation, to finding someone with similar interests, than he was expecting.

As a Hetrosexual the equivalent I guess is dogging but I know not of a footy team with the nickname Doggers.

 

[GRUMPY BLADE]

We can be dog rough at times

 

[itsinyerblood]

I'm definitely not homophobic. The best man at my wedding was and still is openly gay. Having been to sea for 14 years I have met and know of numerous homosexuals who I liked and were good friends.

However I would struggle if the Blades were not the Blades and shared Fulham's nickname.

Definition.
cottaging (ˈkɒtɪdʒɪŋ)
n
1. Brit homosexual activity between men in a public lavatory

I would imagine the confusion for some unsuspecting Fulham fan taking an honest leak in the Gents to be asked coyly if he was a cottager by another guy. The answer yes could have a different form of appreciation, to finding someone with similar interests, than he was expecting.

As a Hetrosexual the equivalent I guess is dogging but I know not of a footy team with the nickname Doggers.

jezzablade, that's actually quite amusing mate, and good for you for having your mate as best man, no reason why you shouldn't of course UTB

 

[PeterNdlovu081]

Sucking dick is bloody good fun.

Don't knock it 'til you've tried it.

 

[jezzablade]

jezzablade, that's actually quite amusing mate, and good for you for having your mate as best man, no reason why you shouldn't of course UTB

I aim to please (not in a male public toilet you understand!).

 

[jezzablade]

Sucking dick is bloody good fun.

Don't knock it 'til you've tried it.

That's what I keep telling my missus, but I might as well tell the wardrobe for the all the fucking good it does!

 

[dublin 10 blade]

I'm definitely not homophobic. The best man at my wedding was and still is openly gay. Having been to sea for 14 years I have met and know of numerous homosexuals who I liked and were good friends.

However I would struggle if the Blades were not the Blades and shared Fulham's nickname.

Definition.
cottaging (ˈkɒtɪdʒɪŋ)
n
1. Brit homosexual activity between men in a public lavatory

I would imagine the confusion for some unsuspecting Fulham fan taking an honest leak in the Gents to be asked coyly if he was a cottager by another guy. The answer yes could have a different form of appreciation, to finding someone with similar interests, than he was expecting.

As a Hetrosexual the equivalent I guess is dogging but I know not of a footy team with the nickname Doggers.

I'll never be able to eat cottage cheese again , or look a cottage pie in the eye , after reading this thread .

 

[itsinyerblood]

Sucking dick is bloody good fun.

Don't knock it 'til you've tried it.

Pete mate, that sounds like the sort of speech that got a scoutmaster barred from his job.

 

[1889]

I'm definitely not homophobic. The best man at my wedding was and still is openly gay.

Like your thinking Jezza, who better to take care of the rings ?

 

[Jon Bon]

Sucking dick is bloody good fun.

Don't knock it 'til you've tried it.

It is but unfortunately I can't reach anymore. I'm not as supple as I used to be...

 

[Esablade]

Just make sure if there's two of you in a cubicle one is stood in a bag...

 

[Sirius]

Pete mate, that sounds like the sort of speech that got a scoutmaster barred from his job.

I was just about to get myself a link of black pudding. For whatever reason, I shall be on cornflakes until further notice

 

[wardonia_blade]

but I know not of a footy team with the nickname Doggers.

Dagenham and redbridge are the daggers. Fulham also have a statue of Michael Jackson. Never sure what his best position was.

 

[Bedrock Blade]

Sucking dick is bloody good fun.

Don't knock it 'til you've tried it.

Aye. Women are orate but there's nowt like the real thing!

 

[Kenilworth]

That's what I keep telling my missus, but I might as well tell the wardrobe for the all the fucking good it does!

Suppose it's one way of getting Wood!

 

[gavtheblade]

ive just choked on mi weetos!
Reyt laff!parp.

 

[Kenilworth]

ive just choked on mi weetos!
Reyt laff!parp.

I'm here all week

 

[LSF]

Having been to sea for 14 years

Did you sail off the end of the world at all?

 

[moDtheGod]

Fulham also have a statue of Michael Jackson.

They got rid of it. Presumably because it was Bad.

 

[wardonia_blade]

Continuing this tasteless post, I note that the Fulham pen picture of Zverotic says "Prior to signing for Fulham he had been at Young Boys since 2011".