1st line commentary bingo

[LBA_Blade]

I am going for on either Sky Sports or any highlights. "Its a blustery night here at Bramall Lane.... "

 

[Snowflake]

I am going for on either Sky Sports or any highlights. "Its a blustery night here at Bramall Lane.... "

“What wind”? It’s calm here tonight.

 

[LBA_Blade]

I haven't set off yet still blustering winds here at 50 odd mph

 

[s20Blade]

"With his low centre of gravity" from good old radio sheffield

 

[Greasy Chap Butty]

I'm guessing "Reyt set of puffs them weathermen, it's barely a breeze"

 

[Greasy Chap Butty]

I haven't set off yet still blustering winds here at 50 odd mph

Just unzip your coat and twist your arms back round and up, so it's in a sail, like a kid, you'll be in town in 10 minutes

 

[Flippity Gibbert]

I am going for on either Sky Sports or any highlights. "Its a blustery night here at Bramall Lane.... "

I’m going for Cannon fodder, (assuming that he plays and scores).

 

[LBA_Blade]

Just unzip your coat and twist your arms back round and up, so it's in a sail, like a kid, you'll be in town in 10 minutes

Be some flight that, I literally live next door to Leeds Bradford airport but to be fair its windy enough just a shame currently its blowing towards 'ull might get them to give me a lift!

 

[Uganda Blade]

Not the first line, but "heads will rise" — Andy Giddings (if he's commentating).

 

[Varkanoid]

"Sheffield Wednesday (or just Sheffield) come into this home match top of the league"

 

[GreasyChipBeattie]

"Wow, a goal for United in 4 seconds, that must be some kind of record"

 

[IOM Blade]

If it's Gary Weaver, it'll be something understated like; "Under the floodlights at Bramall Lane, a clash of grit and determination awaits as Sheffield United, the Blades forged in steel, take on Hull City, the Tigers prowling for glory in the heart of the Championship. It’s a tale of two cities, a duel of ambition, where every pass, tackle, and goal could shape the destiny of these sides in their quest for promotion dreams or survival battles. The roar of the crowd will echo like thunder, the stakes as sharp as Sheffield’s famed steel blades. Buckle up—this is more than just a game; it’s war on the pitch, and only the strongest will emerge victorious!"

 

[Lightsoot]

Despite Dull’s poor form, blustery weather conditions and a Yorkshire derby mean it won’t be a breeze for the Blades tonight.

 

[Gin&Juice]

HERE WE HAVE A TEAM WOVEN INTO THE FABRIC OF A CHAMPIONSHIP PROMOTION PUSH. THIS CITY, THESE FANS, THIS CLUB. THEYVE BEEN HERE BEFORE.

 

[WestYorksBlade]

“My name is Don Goodman and I’m a twat”

 

[Blade56]

Welcome to this Yorkshire derby at BDTBL with the Blades aiming to go top if only for a few dats

 

[Goodpinchofclough]

Cannon in the Blades armoury

 

[R&WStripedBlood]

“Glad Sinclair’s turned that fekkin PA off, my ears are bleedin”

 

[wak1889]

Sheffield United versus hull city "And it's Live" oh shit Martin Tyler doesn't do sky anymore does he

 

[ChipButtyBlade]

Hull are playing Lincoln in Sheffield tonite.

 

[Kryten]

Will the tigers roar blunt the Blades or will they with a swish and a swoosh turn them into toothless pussycats! or something generically crap!

 

[reedy63]

Welcome to a very windy Bramall Lane.

 

[The Crab]

Just unzip your coat and twist your arms back round and up, so it's in a sail, like a kid, you'll be in town in 10 minutes

It hasn’t worked for me.

I am on the bus though…

 

[Stretch]

It will be some bollocks from Sky like "Well Storm Eowyn may have passed, but both of these teams will be hoping for a fair wind this evening, and both for very different reasons..."

 

[Cheesebored]

It hasn’t worked for me.

I am on the bus though…

Hope you've had more luck than me. Bus just disappeared off the timetable! 25 minutes til next one. Fucking freezing.

 

[Cheesebored]

Hope you've had more luck than me. Bus just disappeared off the timetable! 25 minutes til next one. Fucking freezing.

That's not the first line of the commentary BTW.

 

[Cheeky Blade]

“I haven’t been blown like this since they revamped the West bar roundabout…”

 

[Keen Blade]

I haven't set off yet still blustering winds here at 50 odd mph

Where is here ?

 

[Loco Blade]

Where the fuck is Iron Man

 

[The Crab]

Hope you've had more luck than me. Bus just disappeared off the timetable! 25 minutes til next one. Fucking freezing.

Sorry to hear that pal. Mine is the 76 or 76a and that does more vanishing tricks than Paul Daniels.

Hope you get sorted soon