Jim Phipps

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There I was leaving Sixfields stadium, slightly less disgruntled than I was at half time when this vaguely familiar looking gent shook my hand and said "Next Week". "Next Week?" I replied, "Bramall Lane" was the response. It was only after I moved on that I realised who he was, I'm impressed.
 



About 5 minutes after the game had finished, I was in the kitchen making a cup of tea when the phone rang. It was some guy with an American accent on the other end saying "Thanks for watching on the telly. Stick with us, we'll get there.." I thought it was the NSA so I hung up and disconnected the wi-fi and internet. I now know it was Jim Phipps. Waddaguy..!
 
Thought i recognised him. He was in a black suit by the left exit?
Yes he was in a suit, if left exit means on the left as you face the pitch then yes.
About 5 minutes after the game had finished, I was in the kitchen making a cup of tea when the phone rang. It was some guy with an American accent on the other end saying "Thanks for watching on the telly. Stick with us, we'll get there.." I thought it was the NSA so I hung up and disconnected the wi-fi and internet. I now know it was Jim Phipps. Waddaguy..!
Yea right.
 
Ah... so that's who offered his sincere thanks to me for attending as left the ground looking rather glum. I assumed this man was something to do with Coventry, perhaps thanking us for turning up given their current plight.
 
I was on my way to put a train screen in at Bombardier near Burton ,called in at the McDonald on the A38 roundabout, for a cappucino , and was surprised to be served by a smart suited tall man , who on serving me tapped the side of his nose and said , next week BTL , next week , on reflection could it have , no surely not
 
About 5 minutes after the game had finished, I was in the kitchen making a cup of tea when the phone rang. It was some guy with an American accent on the other end saying "Thanks for watching on the telly. Stick with us, we'll get there.." I thought it was the NSA so I hung up and disconnected the wi-fi and internet. I now know it was Jim Phipps. Waddaguy..!



I got back from the game and he was giving our lass one. Saved me a job. Top bloke!

UTB
 
Too much silence over the years from Bramall Lane.

So rather refreshing that there is someone on the board trying to at least talk to the fans especially in person.
 
He came to me in a dream , the wind ruffled his hair he smiled and looked me deep in the ass

Next week
 
I took my car in for a service today at the local garage.

When i went back later there was still a mechanic underneath the car....

I asked if everything was ok?

The mechanic pulled himself out from underneath the car & through his grease & oil splattered face & beard, he uttered....

''Bramall Lane, you fill up my senses''..........

Could it have been our 'Jim'?

What a hero :)
 
I once got asked for directions to Bramall Lane by Adrian Heath.

Don't think he ever found it.
 
Thinking back to the fifties when I was 5 or 6 I remember a man in a suit coming up to me and my mum out shopping saying to me , just wait , after Weir itll get better
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When the tide came in and we were stranded, I called Jim...........

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I remember a story my dad used to tell me about this particular foggy day in the 1950's. He was coming out of Davy United Engineering on Prince of Wales Road where he worked and was about to cross the road to buy a Star from the newsagents opposite. He said that his mind was elsewhere and he wasn't paying attention and just stepped out into the road without looking or thinking. He remembered looking up only to be faced by the behemoth like image of the 703 Vulcan Road en-route to Elm Tree, thundering out of the fog towards him just feet away. My old man was never one for exaggerating and, having personally witnessed the sheer terror in his eyes and the emotion in his voice as he recounted this part of his experience, I still get goose bumps even now when I talk about it.

He said that the next few seconds was just a blur as he shut his eyes tight and prepared himself for the impact - or as best he could have prepared himself in the split second before the bus hit him and smashed every bone in his body to smithereens. With hands shaking and hushed voice, I remember his telling of how he recalled feeling a huge impact which knocked him clean off his feet and onto his back. His shoulder hit the ground hard and he remembers thinking straight away that he might have dislocated it, which he said was a strange thing to think moments after being knocked into the middle of next week by a bus. As he regained his senses and began trying to piece together what had just happened he became aware of a weight on his chest. Hardly daring to open his eyes at first, fearful of what he might find, he tentatively opened his eyelids to be greeted by the kindly face of a balding bearded gentleman. This shocked him considerably and he said that his first thought was that he was dead and this was either St Peter or god himself. Quickly he surveyed the scene, or as best he could lying on his back, and to his great surprise and some huge relief he discovered that he wasn't floating on a cloud or even laying in the road in a dozen pieces but was somehow back on the pavement with this kindly gentleman bizarrely lying on top of him. Before he could even begin to try and make sense of the situation, he suddenly became aware of the man standing over him. He grabbed hold of my dad's hand and pulled him to his feet and in the same movement pulled him close to speak in his ear. My dad said he would never forget the words spoken to him by this stranger. Words uttered in a soothing, calm, almost hypnotic American accent. He said "Your son Jon, bring him up the right way, the way of the light. He will know many ups and downs as he wanders along the Lane but before he leaves this world, he will know success. We will get it right. For him and thousands like him.."

My dad opened his eyes and turned to the stranger and said "I don't have a son. Just who are you anyway?" But he was speaking to himself. Stood alone on Prince of Wales Road with only the noise of the rush hour traffic to accompany the words of the stranger whirring round inside his head. Six years later, my mum gave birth to a baby boy and my dad insisted he was called Jon. All these years I've always thought that this was just a spooky tale made up by a dad to entertain his young son but now there's a certain chill going down my spine as I recount this episode in light of recent events.

I believe.......
 
My auntie was once saved from a drowning by a mysterious american who disappeared shortly after whispering in her ear

Next week
 
Everytime he's interviewed I think he comes across really well. Says the right things.

Piggy mates are taking the piss i got this - "Seriously, who is Jim Phipps? Just heard radio sheffield. No Idea. We need more 3 point outcomes hahaha!"

I thought it was a great interview and when you look past the American accent everything he said was right. Something like - I wish Weir all the best for the future but we can't have him learning his trade here. (or sumat similar?!)
 
Last weekend I went to my local corner shop in Marple to buy a Green 'Un. I needed something to get the coal fire started. The usual grumpy git owner wasn't there, but an American bloke in a black suit, with dark shades and a man bag said, "You've never been able to buy a Green 'Un here, and anyway it's all online now. 4-4-2".
When I got home my wife was Susannah Reid, and the I no longer had kids.
 
You'd think cheerful American earnestness wouldn't be a natural fit for us grumpy Blades, but Jim Phipps is making it work, so kudos to him.
 
This morning in Starbucks I was surprised to see that my usual server had been replaced by a kind-faced, moustached, somewhat balding gentleman with a distinctive American accent. Upon serving me my customary latte and doughnut, he gave me a quick wink. “Don’t worry buddy” he said. “Things are gonna be awwright. You just wait and see”.

“Fuck off you over-cheerful Yank bastard” I replied.
 
I've got every faith he will turn around our organization. And make us the most winningest sports franchise in the city.
 



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