Less than 24 hours to lift off

[Blade for Sale]

Tomorrow the fuse gets lit fellas. A Swansea, nay, Barcelonaesque masterpiece of a performance masterfully etched onto the green canvas framed so esquisitely by our fine old stadium. In a month's time we'll breathing down the necks of the pretenders to this league as they sweat like fugitives hearing the bloodhounds baying in the distance, the worries a distant memory, the future red, white and solid gold.

An Italian apprentice (and master in the making) will be metronomically conducting a symphony so elegant as to bring a tear to the eye, performed by an orchestra finally on the same wavelength. A young Miller grinding out passes Iniesta would sell his mother to make, a 'keeper young in years but as impassable as the M1 of a Friday evening.

Never will our anthem sound so sweet, never will our hoardes scream so loud, never again will we fear visitors to our paradise, COME ON YOU RED & WHITE WIZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARDS!!!!!!!

 

[judge]

 

[UnitedBlade]

“Here's to the crazy ones, the misfits, the rebels, the troublemakers, the round pegs in the square holes... the ones who see things differently -- they're not fond of rules... You can quote them, disagree with them, glorify or vilify them, but the only thing you can't do is ignore them because they change things... they push the human race forward, and while some may see them as the crazy ones, we see genius, because the ones who are crazy enough to think that they can change the world, are the ones who do.”

FFS, create some chances and stick them away.

Come on Wizzards, do it for the fans, we’ve suffered enough

 

[alcoblade]

I'm going to get so pissed before (and after) the game so as not to care............much.

UTB

 

[Selly]

I can honestly say I am more concerned about Episode 2 of Marvels Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

 

[WhiteHawk]

I'll have a pint of whatever you've had.

 

[Jehovah]

Sheffield United 0 2 Crawley

 

[SotonBlade]

I'll have a shot of that moonshine please. Can see a 0-0 draw

 

[WhiteHawk]

Can see a 0-0 draw

At least some of us are positive.

 

[alcoblade]

I'll have a shot of that moonshine please. Can see a 0-0 draw

Yum Yum. I wonder where you can buy it in town, other than The Washington.

Aha.........

http://www.abbeydalebrewery.co.uk/pubs


It probably wan't the real ale you were referring to, but it got my juices flowing anyway

UTB

 

[metalblade]

Who's you supplier ??? that's really good shit man !!!

 

[PeterNdlovu081]

If we score a goal I'm gonna streak.

 

[Hartley Hare]

Tomorrow the fuse gets lit fellas. A Swansea, nay, Barcelonaesque masterpiece of a performance masterfully etched onto the green canvas framed so esquisitely by our fine old stadium. In a month's time we'll breathing down the necks of the pretenders to this league as they sweat like fugitives hearing the bloodhounds baying in the distance, the worries a distant memory, the future red, white and solid gold.

An Italian apprentice (and master in the making) will be metronomically conducting a symphony so elegant as to bring a tear to the eye, performed by an orchestra finally on the same wavelength. A young Miller grinding out passes Iniesta would sell his mother to make, a 'keeper young in years but as impassable as the M1 of a Friday evening.

Never will our anthem sound so sweet, never will our hoardes scream so loud, never again will we fear visitors to our paradise, COME ON YOU RED & WHITE WIZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARDS!!!!!!!

That has got to be one of the best posts ever on this site.

I am crying as I type this response. Tears streaming down my hairy face, shaking as I struggle to hit the irght keys.

Nothing matters anymore. (Apart from another slurp from that large glass of whiskey).

COME ON YOU RED AND WHITE WIZAAAAAAAARDS.

God I feel good, as pert as a rutting buck.

HH

 

[Rodley]

Great opening post*

(*Would have been better if you'd have chucked in a few hilarious (sic) nicknames & bizarre dogma, berated the rest of the fan base for being Neanderthals with and demonstrated a view of football tactics so simplistic, it would make a goldfish blush. But hey not everyone's perfect)

 

[georgebernardshaw]

Tomorrow the fuse gets lit fellas. A Swansea, nay, Barcelonaesque masterpiece of a performance masterfully etched onto the green canvas framed so esquisitely by our fine old stadium. In a month's time we'll breathing down the necks of the pretenders to this league as they sweat like fugitives hearing the bloodhounds baying in the distance, the worries a distant memory, the future red, white and solid gold.

An Italian apprentice (and master in the making) will be metronomically conducting a symphony so elegant as to bring a tear to the eye, performed by an orchestra finally on the same wavelength. A young Miller grinding out passes Iniesta would sell his mother to make, a 'keeper young in years but as impassable as the M1 of a Friday evening.

Never will our anthem sound so sweet, never will our hoardes scream so loud, never again will we fear visitors to our paradise, COME ON YOU RED & WHITE WIZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARDS!!!!!!!

Colombian Marching Powder

 

[broomhillblade]

Tomorrow the fuse gets lit fellas. A Swansea, nay, Barcelonaesque masterpiece of a performance masterfully etched onto the green canvas framed so esquisitely by our fine old stadium. In a month's time we'll breathing down the necks of the pretenders to this league as they sweat like fugitives hearing the bloodhounds baying in the distance, the worries a distant memory, the future red, white and solid gold.

An Italian apprentice (and master in the making) will be metronomically conducting a symphony so elegant as to bring a tear to the eye, performed by an orchestra finally on the same wavelength. A young Miller grinding out passes Iniesta would sell his mother to make, a 'keeper young in years but as impassable as the M1 of a Friday evening.

Never will our anthem sound so sweet, never will our hoardes scream so loud, never again will we fear visitors to our paradise, COME ON YOU RED & WHITE WIZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARDS!!!!!!!

Straight out of the Stuart Hall school of oratory. I hope you've behaved yourself in other ways.

 

[raul]

Tomorrow the fuse gets lit fellas. A Swansea, nay, Barcelonaesque masterpiece of a performance masterfully etched onto the green canvas framed so esquisitely by our fine old stadium. In a month's time we'll breathing down the necks of the pretenders to this league as they sweat like fugitives hearing the bloodhounds baying in the distance, the worries a distant memory, the future red, white and solid gold.

An Italian apprentice (and master in the making) will be metronomically conducting a symphony so elegant as to bring a tear to the eye, performed by an orchestra finally on the same wavelength. A young Miller grinding out passes Iniesta would sell his mother to make, a 'keeper young in years but as impassable as the M1 of a Friday evening.

Never will our anthem sound so sweet, never will our hoardes scream so loud, never again will we fear visitors to our paradise, COME ON YOU RED & WHITE WIZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARDS!!!!!!!

And then, kick-off.......

 

[Kev Gee]

I think we will smash Crawley.

 

[Trafford]

Tomorrow the fuse gets lit fellas. A Swansea, nay, Barcelonaesque masterpiece of a performance masterfully etched onto the green canvas framed so esquisitely by our fine old stadium. In a month's time we'll breathing down the necks of the pretenders to this league as they sweat like fugitives hearing the bloodhounds baying in the distance, the worries a distant memory, the future red, white and solid gold.

An Italian apprentice (and master in the making) will be metronomically conducting a symphony so elegant as to bring a tear to the eye, performed by an orchestra finally on the same wavelength. A young Miller grinding out passes Iniesta would sell his mother to make, a 'keeper young in years but as impassable as the M1 of a Friday evening.

Never will our anthem sound so sweet, never will our hoardes scream so loud, never again will we fear visitors to our paradise, COME ON YOU RED & WHITE WIZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARDS!!!!!!!

Are you that bloke who used to dial into Radio Sheffield after every home match but now only makes fleeting appearances?

 

[blade too long]

Optimism has a big part to play ,

You have to believe to achieve

You must move Forward to stop going backwards

say no to negativity, embrace the positive


YOU GO GIRL, IF YOU THINK ITS POSSIBLE,,SHOUT IT OUT LOUD


(Quick , while I distract him someone send for the van )

 

[Blade for Sale]

Are you that bloke who used to dial into Radio Sheffield after every home match but now only makes fleeting appearances?

No not me pal, I'm the one lying in the gutter but looking at the stars.

 

[Pinchy]

No not me pal, I'm the one lying in the gutter but looking at the stars.

Very impressive, so far. I think you might have a bright future. Do you drink real ale?

 

[Selly]

from the twitter account of FabianBrandy

"Right it starts from tonight"

No Fabian, it started 2 months ago...

 

[Oreyt]

Booze is the way forward for me too. Porter Cottage for a quick 3 at tea time with a grumblesom Bury supporting mate, then town to steady the nerves further.

3 hours of childcare till then. Any pubs with soft play areas around? : /

 

[georgebernardshaw]

Booze is the way forward for me too. Porter Cottage for a quick 3 at tea time with a grumblesom Bury supporting mate, then town to steady the nerves further.

3 hours of childcare till then. Any pubs with soft play areas around? : /

You could try the Lescar just up the road

 

[Wapping Blade]

Booze is the way forward for me too. Porter Cottage for a quick 3 at tea time with a grumblesom Bury supporting mate, then town to steady the nerves further.

3 hours of childcare till then. Any pubs with soft play areas around? : /

I was jut contemplating a few nerve calmers after school pick up in 30 mins...

 

[Blade for Sale]

Very impressive, so far. I think you might have a bright future. Do you drink real ale?

I do indeed, a nice pale ale crafted by an artisan and served by a buxom wench. Drool.

 

[Pinchy]

I do indeed, a nice pale ale crafted by an artisan and served by a buxom wench. Drool.

RAPFA is the place for you, my friend. Welcome aboard.

We ️ ️

 

[Hartley Hare]

I am going to refer to you as Bruv from now on BFS.

 

[judge]

RAPFA is the place for you, my friend. Welcome aboard.

We ️ ️

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