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Eureka - I think I have figured it out!
Weir is looking to emulate the Jockanese international team!

By signing Lappin, a 30 year old Scot, who has played 2 games in the last year our Davey boy is looking to transform us into a team of Scottish artisans with the sole aim of mimicking the FIFA World rankings for Scotland.

Currently standing at an impressive 63rd in the World rankings the equivalent would put the mighty Blades in 17th position in division 3........ Oh wait a minute........bollocks... back to the drawing board :(


How embarrassing - we are actually worse than Scotland are on the international stage :o
 



Eureka - I think I have figured it out!
Weir is looking to emulate the Jockanese international team!

By signing Lappin, a 30 year old Scot, who has played 2 games in the last year our Davey boy is looking to transform us into a team of Scottish artisans with the sole aim of mimicking the FIFA World rankings for Scotland.

Currently standing at an impressive 63rd in the World rankings the equivalent would put the mighty Blades in 17th position in division 3........ Oh wait a minute........bollocks... back to the drawing board :(


How embarrassing - we are actually worse than Scotland are on the international stage :eek:

We'll see.

Looking forward to watching this one in the pub for a change!
 
how many times....THE GAME IS NOT ON SKY

I think it might be a perfectly valid dig at me for posting a thread about the game being on Sky, which was an epic fail (if that's the right term the youf uses these days) on my part. I hadn't realised we had turned into the South Yorkshire equivalent of Tranmere.


Hey Sotty - you seem to look more and more like your successive avars as time goes on.
 
Are you meeting in the pub to watch it together?:)

It's a thought alcers but I am off to see Passenger with the Mrs - tix booked yonks ago before the bloody fixture 'puter whirled and gargled. I'll get into some reight trouble if I can get some decent 3G darn there.

Mind you i'll not be sure I'll have a connection if I concentrate on the home team goals scored section.

Looking forward to your report so I can catch up on the action, mate.
Mek it a good'un will yer?
 
It's a thought alcers but I am off to see Passenger with the Mrs - tix booked yonks ago before the bloody fixture 'puter whirled and gargled. I'll get into some reight trouble if I can get some decent 3G darn there.

Mind you i'll not be sure I'll have a connection if I concentrate on the home team goals scored section.

Looking forward to your report so I can catch up on the action, mate.
Mek it a good'un will yer?



Well, I'm off on the lash before (...and after). So it will be good anyway.

And as I'll be smashed, let's get the report out of the way;

Shite! :)

UTB
 
Well, I'm off on the lash before (...and after). So it will be good anyway.

And as I'll be smashed, let's get the report out of the way;

Shite! :)

I think you are missing an "r" off that report alcers - must do better!
 

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