CONFIRMED Harrison Burrows

[The One]

It would be useful if more people stopped believing everything they see written on the internet.

You mean it's not all true? I think I need a sit down.

 

[SUFC Guy]

it was never in doubt

 

[Stretch]

To be fair we do seem to take an age to get from said reliable journalist tweeting "Sheffield United have won the race to sign...." to actually announcing a signing.

It's inevitable that WUMs are going crop up and cause panic during that time.

 

[HeySethUTB]

I wish the club would drop the whole “package footage” when we sign someone. It wastes time. Good old days photo of player signing contract confirming it then the video out day after.

 

[UddersBlade]

What an absolute belled.

Definitely need another lorry load of large stones today!

 

[mcbladeface]

I wish the club would drop the whole “package footage” when we sign someone. It wastes time. Good old days photo of player signing contract confirming it then the video out day after.

Good old days where the signing video consisted of them holding up a scarf at Bramall lane or if we were really pushing the boat out, a shirt.

Blame Wednesday for the bollocks when they forced their new signings to eat defrosted pizzas from Fulton Foods.

 

[Flumps]

Seriously what is it with people obsessed about being 'in the know'

I honestly can't think of any other reason than not getting much attention from parents and friends because no one who was loved as a child can be that desperate for attention.

Bloody hell.

 

[Torrix1889]

Your spelling is as bad as his.

You didn't get the irony then.......wooooosh!

 

[YES Blade]

Good old days where the signing video consisted of them holding up a scarf at Bramall lane or if we were really pushing the boat out, a shirt.

Blame Wednesday for the bollocks when they forced their new signings to eat defrosted pizzas from Fulton Foods.

I’d much rather they did something different than the same video for every player. They always grab the badge on the shirt and point at the camera with some shit music being played.

Bring back the 90s player signings….

 

[brownblade]

I’d much rather they did something different than the same video for every player. They always grab the badge on the shirt and point at the camera with some shit music being played.

Bring back the 90s player signings….

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Impressive 90s AI to get Keane looking happy.

 

[NateDogg]

You didn't get the irony then.......wooooosh!

No good backtracking now, maybe you should delete your account as well.

 

[Torrix1889]

No good backtracking now, maybe you should delete your account as well.

Because you feel a bit silly?

 

[NateDogg]

Because you feel a bit silly?

I feel like a right Belled.

 

[designedbyross]

 

[SufcBilly]

Seems even Alan Swann is sick of it all

 

[thehet]

Watch him be in the squad against Harrogate

 

[Greystones Blade]

I thought I read somewhere that Burrows is not very good defensively. That’s a bit worrying if it’s true…

 

[Shadota]

I thought I read somewhere that Burrows is not very good defensively. That’s a bit worrying if it’s true…

From what I've seen of him, he's okay, but with room for improvement. That's not too surprising for a young lad, and one from Peterborough in particular. Couldn't tell you the last time they were solid defensively

 

[HeCanDoMagic]

I thought I read somewhere that Burrows is not very good defensively. That’s a bit worrying if it’s true…

We wont need to defend next season....

 

[Gin&Juice]

suck it Leeds

 

[Ron_Justice]

https://twitter.com/reluctantnicko/status/1815764290567070122

 

[Paul1963]

Let’s hope he doesn’t have a panic attack if he plays at the rustbucket !

 

[Irv]

Bi-Polar Blades strike again!

He’s signed- ‘they’ve had our pants down at that price’

He may sign for Leeds - ‘typical united, I’m furious I am, that’s Leeds winning the league’

He’s actually signed for SUFC - ‘worrying if true, heard he’s shite at defending’

 

[SufcBilly]

Saying it was Preston that were pushing for him

 

[HeySethUTB]

WEERZCOFIMASHUN THAORTTOBEASHAMED BETTIS!

 

[paidsy]

Are people going to stop hanging on every word of random faceless bladey twitter accounts for a bit now?

 

[HeySethUTB]

My source as told me that the club have spent 2 Grand on makeup artists to dress Harrison up like a badger for the signing video. The video will take place on the HSBC site with him burrowing into the ground head first using only his hands where the first foundations will be laid the tagline “A Hole future ahead of us” in the background PA will be seen in a satin tracksuit, with Bettis handing over a suitcase of previously redacted information to blades ramble. The Echos of McCabe shouting violently to heavy metal music “There’s no Bigger fucking blade than me” will accompany the video.

 

[Bell4]

Bi-Polar Blades strike again!

He’s signed- ‘they’ve had our pants down at that price’

He may sign for Leeds - ‘typical united, I’m furious I am, that’s Leeds winning the league’

He’s actually signed for SUFC - ‘worrying if true, heard he’s shite at defending’

And thats all from B56 within the time it took him to eat a small but perfectly formed Pork Pie

 

[Carlton Blade]

My source as told me that the club have spent 2 Grand on makeup artists to dress Harrison up like a badger for the signing video. The video will take place on the HSBC site with him burrowing into the ground head first using only his hands where the first foundations will be laid the tagline “A Hole future ahead of us” in the background PA will be seen in a satin tracksuit, with Bettis handing over a suitcase of previously redacted information to blades ramble. The Echos of McCabe shouting violently to heavy metal music “There’s no Bigger fucking blade than me” will accompany the video.

This had better happen now

 

[Bell4]

What an absolute belled.

Don`t bring me into it