Don't you ever, don't you ever, lower yourself to supporting Sheffield Wednesday.
Bring back the Prince Charming song by Adam Ant. Dressing up as a dandy Highwayman is optional.
That or the 'we are the randy dandy boys' that the Shoreham Street crowd apparently used to sing around the turn of the 19th and 20th century. The snag being that I've never beeb able to source a copy of the words, but appot was about the lads going to the races for a jolly boys day out on the piss. A rowdy taproom ballad by all accounts in the mould of Gary Owen.