CONFIRMED Gustavo Hamer signs from Coventry City

[The Hobott]

Now spud has said no chance I can move on

Spudd-U-Don't-Like

 

[loveWalrusDaveTheBlade]

Good, just like last time then. Who's up next Garth Crooks to give his worthwhile drivel? I love it when all these tosspots tell us how shit we are and are a stain on their beloved Premier League. If I was a player or on the management team it would give me all the motivation I need to shut the monotonous morons up. We are not done yet, we haven't kicked a ball and we haven't finalised our squad. Under Hecky I expect us to battle like fuck and maybe, just maybe once all recruitment is done we scrape 17th and piss on Alex Crook's chips. Crook/Crookes there is a pattern developing here.

Garth Crooks appears to have been dangerously overinflated. Doctors have advised that he is let down slowly. He has been prescribed a two week subscription to this thread.

 

[YES Blade]

He does know he plays for Coventry doesn’t he?

 

[Guesty]

Pre Season is weird, isn't it? United fans obsessively watching a Coventry fan trying to prove the size of his e-peen with screenshots of historic tweets in the hopes it means we might be getting a midfielder.

 

[Fatlad666]

Keep your eyes peeled blade's.

 

[Ldn_Rd_Blades]

No bids

 

[Ldn_Rd_Blades]

Keep your eyes peeled blade's.

Jacket in mate

 

[SufcBilly]

No bids

He knows our bids for a club he doesn’t support? Plumsack

 

[Ldn_Rd_Blades]

He knows our bids for a club he doesn’t support? Plumsack

He’s getting the full Marseille fan treatment if we do sign him

 

[Flatulent_Bob]

He does know he plays for Coventry doesn’t he?

Because we’re fucking ace and we’re not Coventry City.

 

[Blade56]

Garth Crooks appears to have been dangerously overinflated. Doctors have advised that he is let down slowly. He has been prescribed a two week subscription to this thread.

How very dare youw……

 

[Sparky_Blade]

I heard he'll be signing once he's up to speed on the top ten gennels in Sheffield

 

[Slim Man]

Sign. The. Cunt.

 

[blade too long]

I heard he'll be signing once he's up to speed on the top ten gennels in Sheffield

He's more of a bridleways man

 

[PatBlade]

Pre Season is weird, isn't it? United fans obsessively watching a Coventry fan trying to prove the size of his e-peen with screenshots of historic tweets in the hopes it means we might be getting a midfielder.

This is an amazing encapsulation of what it means to be a football fan in 2023

 

[BritishSteel]

Sign. The. Cunt.

Done.

 

[bibbity bobbity boo]

A fake Fab Romano account reporting this:

 

[thehet]

This thread among others and possibly the entire forum has degenerated to new lows.

 

[Tarqs]

Fake fabrizio accounts shouldn't even be placed on here, I demand it's deletion.

 

[Blade56]

Fake fabrizio accounts shouldn't even be placed on here, I demand it's deletion.

Agree, take it down but Why would anyone do that. Are these the type of people who pretend to have cancer?

 

[Mattblade68]

Can't we just agree terms with him and then make a bid like everyone else does..

 

[ThatJa]

Feyenoord, his boyhood club.

 

[LondonBlade89]

This thread among others and possibly the entire forum has degenerated to new lows.

Initially read this as saying this thread - and the entire forum - has become full of degenerates, and I couldn’t agree more. Myself included.

 

[Blade58]

A fake Fab Romano account reporting this:

Being fake means it’s just that. A load of bollox …… unfortunately

 

[DanOundogg]

I heard he'll be signing once he's up to speed on the top ten gennels in Sheffield

Gennel from Papermill Rd down to bottom filed on't Shiregeens gotta be in there, surley.

 

[FTPE]

Can't we just agree terms with him and then make a bid like everyone else does..

What!? Are you insane? That's crazy talk

 

[Colombia Blade]

Leyton says it might be on!

"They will have to sell " - Carlton Palmer reacts as Sheffield United enter race for Coventry player

The Blades have entered the race for Gustavo Hamer, and Palmer believes that the Sky Blues only have one option

footballleagueworld.co.uk

 

[Westran]

Being fake means it’s just that. A load of bollox …… unfortunately

Not entirely, yeah this guy's chancing it and he's posted the rumour with no actual knowledge of whether it's happening or not, but it doesn't mean there's not something in the rumour.

 

[Blade58]

Not entirely, yeah this guy's chancing it and he's made the rumour up, but it doesn't mean there's not something in the rumour.

True Westran, but I can’t get past fake account, fake news

 

[Westran]

True Westran, but I can’t get past fake account, fake news

Fake source doesn't mean fake news