On the assumption this has happened (and let's face it, it will have done) let's play predict the clapper rationalisation. My predictions:
1. "Everyone is a selling club. Man U sold Ronaldo"
2. "Never rated him"
3. "Can't keep them here if they want to go"
4. "all of his goals were penalties anyway".
Great stuff Revolution.
Will be really interested to hear Foxy and Snorehamview's comments on this one.
Here you go then, Eeyore. I'm glad you're interested in hearing my reply. I would have been on earlier, but frankly, a cowboy film seemed the better option.
1. Yes, we are a selling club. Yes, Man Utd sold Ronaldo.
2. I do rate him, but he can be a bit selfish, although that's not always a bad thing in a forward when playing as a winger it isn't the best trait to have.
3. If they put in a transfer request you can either accept it or tell the interested club to go away. If the player says he wants to go then what do you do?
4. Penalties. He brings far more to the table than just penalties, but I believe he could do more. We've seen flashes of what he can do, but his consistency needs improving.
So, you are asking what I think of the chances of him going. Well, I think it's shit to be honest with you. Another player going for thruppence ha'penny and a bag of Toffos. Bet you didn't expect that, did you? I wonder what you did think I'd say?
We don't have many carrots we can dangle in front of players to persuade them to stay though. And if they want to go then why not let them? It's letting them go for next to fuck all that annoys me most. Yes, I'd rather he stayed, but if we do sell him, and there's no reason I can think of other than the club wants rid then at least screw the buyers for every last penny.
Happy Mic? I'm not cheering his departure. I'd rather he stayed, and perhaps get the chance to use his left foot on the left wing now and again. I rarely like to see a player go, unless it's to replace him with a better player. But I'm not the one in charge of transfers. My reply to Palace would be that we'll gladly let you have Blackman, and it will cost you two thirds of the wedge you got for Zaha, and if you get lippy then the price will only go up.
If we're going to sell then at least we should be whacking the price up. But do I like us selling him? No.
Does that make me a clapper still? And when will people stop with this clapper nonsense?