Roy's View From... Pre-Match View From Hull

[robbiez666]

I used to go to Hull games when they were dogshit as I lived there for a few years. Their fans were always really good. Then they got to the Premier League and I kept meeting Hull fans who denied they were ever shit or had poor crowds. Bunch of fucking cretins.

 

[Gin&Juice]

Leeds demise coincided with Hull’s accent up the leagues. Miraculously loads of East Yorkshire scum converted to Hull. Quite a lot probably gone back now.

 

[TCsLoveChild]

The fact they've all had their scarves nicked maybe explains why every time I see one of them they've always got their faces painted like that fellow on Pheonix nights UTB

 

[John Street West Terrace]

Cheers Roy comedy gold … they’ll be asking for a collective apology & writing a book soon on their scarred child hoods .
As one of the older lot that was involved in the rivalries in 80s onwards I can assure they gave as much as they got but that was a long time ago I wouldn’t give them a second thought nowadays … PS lads I love you to and thanks for the scarves

 

[ElephantBlade]

This is a quality observation. 10/10, would quote again

I’ve quite the eye for detail my friend. It was an unusual occurrence, so I shall let your sarcasm slide lol

 

[mattbianco1]

Best View From for years that

I mean I wasn't born in the 70s and was only 4 at the end of the 80s, but surely those stories aren't true?

Sheffield "scarf snatches" United.

Fighting Pensioners and kids too? Surely only the disabled ones!?

 

[CoatesyBlade]

Well bugger me! They’ll all be ‘tooled up’ come Friday!

 

[Blackheath Blade]

I was looking forward to this game, but after reading 'The View From' have decided to give it a miss. The idea of getting 'mauled by the Tigers' both on and off the pitch has filled me with dread. It's a concrete jungle out there, and I can't imagine anything worse than walking into an underpass and hearing the terrifying chant 'Tigers Tigers Rah! Rah! Rah!

If you see them approaching, best advice is to run for your lives...................after you've pinched a scarf from one of them.

Fixed

 

[Greenwich Blade]

Light a candle for the bloke who had his scarf nicked. Ah, light another one for the next bloke to have his scarf nicked. Wait on, one more candle for the grieving scarfless chap over there. What, another one? Do they think I'm made of fucking candles?

Boo-hoo and all that. Some Birmingham City fans nicked my scarf after the last game of the season in 1976 (you know, the one where the fans were on the pitch at the final whistle and they switched the floodlights off), but even without that, I'd still think Birmingham City supporters were a bunch of twats.

 

[Tezza1889]

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Blades.... Blades are nicking your scarves again.....

Blades..... Blades are nicking your scarves again...

 

[Swinton Blade]

Are we really a pensioner beating, scalf stealing, kidney punching fanbase?

 

[Le Cynique]

I’ve quite the eye for detail my friend. It was an unusual occurrence, so I shall let your sarcasm slide lol

No sarcasm, my pachyderm chum. I like this kind of observation. So much more interesting than what their hooligans wear.

 

[west_yorks_blade]

Fuckin hell my eye's are still rolling after reading that.

See even the normal people of Grimsby even think the dullards of Hull are ........wankers.

I see the mayor of Grimsby and the town council are still holding their planning meetings al fresco

 

[Isar]

Must admit to feeling left out, I don't own a stolen Hull City scarf

 

[A Storm of Blades]

INT. A DIMLY LIT UNDERPASS

Close on a group of Hull City fans laughing and joking, stepping through the puddles on a cracked concrete walkway.

INT. THE SHADOWS

The merriment of the Hull fans is interrupted but the sound of heavy boots stomping from the opposite direction. They stop and look.

Missing only 2 teeth (and thus the leader)
“Ellllerrr, oo’s darn thurrr?”

Mid-shot of the underpass reveals a shadowy figure at the opposite end of underpass. He is holding something in one hand, and appears to be pushing a shopping trolley.

Missing 4 teeth
“As tha got bafe?”

Missing 6 teeth
“Am Ironman tha nose”

INT. THE OMINOUS UNDERPASS

The peak of daylight streams into the tunnel through a gaping hole in the ceiling. The sound of boots and a rattle of a shopping trolley draws ever closer. Eventually, a mountain of a man steps into the light…

genghis
Or what?!

genghis is holding a Hull Scarf and pushing a trolley from wherever-the-fuck-he-likes. He transforms into ultra-alpha as these guys look like the picture of people who don’t mind their own business (goatee, shorts with sandals and socks, still wearing baseball caps).

genghis
OR WHAT?!!

The Hull fans scream, turn and run.

THE END. FIN.

 

[John Street West Terrace]

Best View From for years that

I mean I wasn't born in the 70s and was only 4 at the end of the 80s, but surely those stories aren't true?

Sheffield "scarf snatches" United.

Fighting Pensioners and kids too? Surely only the disabled ones!?

Only after we’d kidney punched em

 

[Tezza1889]

Are we really a pensioner beating, scalf stealing, kidney punching fanbase?

We better be or I'm off to Chesterfield..

 

[corner_flag]

grim bastards

Thank-you for sharing that. Not heard it before. Its great.
Mad, but great.

 

[SuperBobbyHatton]

Cheers Roy, nice to see Hull fans still absolutely fucking deluded and thinking we are still their rivals. Stupid fuckers.

 

[Crafty Blade]

The Hull lot don't seem to respect us.

 

[corner_flag]

Blades.... Blades are nicking your scarves again.....

Blades..... Blades are nicking your scarves again...

Yep, we will definitely be singing that one on Friday

 

[corner_flag]

That was such a rich feast, that no-one has even mentioned "we are catching this lot"

From the team in 16th, 20 points below us. Someone has necked the whole bottle of deludomol

 

[rompodebailey]

I live in East Yorkshire. People from Hull seem to be very inward looking and have massive chips on their shoulders.

City for most of their history veered between shit and bang average. A guy came in and bankrolled them to the prem and a cup final. They hounded him out of the club because he wanted to rebrand them for a more global appeal. Feckin idiots.

The only reasonable city fans I know are my neighbours, the clue is they are not from Hull!

Hope we stuff them, I love wearing a Blades shirt everytime I go for a run just to wind them up.

Wear a scarf as well, that will truly send them over the edge

 

[Plymouthblade]

We can catch these fucking planet he on

 

[Auld Reekie Blade]

grim bastards

Have a like for ‘it’s Grim Up North’

 

[originaltrueblade]

What a weird bunch

Thanks Roy

 

[b1ade4life]

I predict a 2-2 or 3-3 and 2 reds

 

[Bladesince59]

Complete bunch of tossers but the men are worse

 

[Caveblade]

Wear a scarf as well, that will truly send them over the edge

If I wear several scarves they may just explode

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

INT. A DIMLY LIT UNDERPASS

Close on a group of Hull City fans laughing and joking, stepping through the puddles on a cracked concrete walkway.

INT. THE SHADOWS

The merriment of the Hull fans is interrupted but the sound of heavy boots stomping from the opposite direction. They stop and look.

Missing only 2 teeth (and thus the leader)
“Ellllerrr, oo’s darn thurrr?”

Mid-shot of the underpass reveals a shadowy figure at the opposite end of underpass. He is holding something in one hand, and appears to be pushing a shopping trolley.

Missing 4 teeth
“As tha got bafe?”

Missing 6 teeth
“Am Ironman tha nose”

INT. THE OMINOUS UNDERPASS

The peak of daylight streams into the tunnel through a gaping hole in the ceiling. The sound of boots and a rattle of a shopping trolley draws ever closer. Eventually, a mountain of a man steps into the light…

genghis
Or what?!

genghis is holding a Hull Scarf and pushing a trolley from wherever-the-fuck-he-likes. He transforms into ultra-alpha as these guys look like the picture of people who don’t mind their own business (goatee, shorts with sandals and socks, still wearing baseball caps).

genghis
OR WHAT?!!

The Hull fans scream, turn and run.

THE END. FIN.

Guy Ritchie vibes there. Sequel to Snatch possibilities.