Roy's View From... Pre-Match View From Hull

[Working Class Hero]

Well that was fucking weird.

 

[Kenilworth]

how about a song from the kop…

47 years of sadness
But United fans having a laugh
Why are the Hull filled with madness
Because United have got all their scarves

WTF!
Surely you are not pronouncing it Laarf?
Wears da from?
Darn Saaarf?

 

[Cappy]

WTF!
Surely you are not pronouncing it Laarf?
Wears da from?
Darn Saaarf?

Assuming I was being at all serious, which I wasn’t, I am on a train from Euston to Manchester. Maybe it’s that

 

[SB_90]

Their forum (hiya over there by the way, we know you’re watching to see if we’re saying any nasty things)
Roygbiv Been rumbled

 

[Broomhall Blade]

Looks like we are getting mauled by the tigers on Friday.

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No point turning up.

 

[Northernsoulblade]

Don’t think they like us

 

[skinje]

The are up there with the oddest group of fans in the U.K.

Will be a tough game, think blades raise performance level and we nick it by a goal.

 

[SB_90]

“Even the Wednesday fans think the same”

What, you thought they’d like us?

So you lot are as thick as you sound then? Fucking muppet

Thanks Roygbiv as always

i read that, thought shock horror, rival fans dislike each other, what next Hull fans met a Celtic fan who doesnt like rangers

 

[Brewster Cost £70 million]

 

[davidblade]

City of Culture

 

[@thelane]

Pre-Match View From Hull — The View From

“We can catch these. I know they are smashing everyone at the moment but our away form is outrageous” “We’re the only club bar Burnley and Sheff Utd unbeaten in the last 5… SO YEAH We’re going the fk up!” “difficult game this but I fancy a 2-1 win” “Kind of game where we could

roysviewfrom.com

Hull?…..City?…..who the are they?…..lots of big talk in their forum for the six fingered, about beating us….let’s see. Let’s just get these donkeys out of the way and hopefully we’ll never see them again.

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

Sale. Various styles make an offer

 

[shorehamview]

What's the difference between a kipper and somebody from Hull?

One is a horrible smelly thing that reeks of smoky fish, whereas the other is a kipper.

 

[Rusty view]

Anyone want to buy 3 Hull City Scarfs had them for years now.

 

[Nelson1889]

Only thing I've got from reading that is that they'll be a lot of Hull fans with cold necks on Friday night as it's looking like a cold one!

 

[Fatlad666]

Thank you TV star Roygbiv don't let fame go to your head

 

[Argentinemanager]

Cheers roy, im an ugly fkr but ive not got his scarf

 

[Paisley Blade]

'Battle of the Sweet Shop' is a new one for our honours board.

Could be a short film in that one.

 

[Grappler]

Pre-Match View From Hull — The View From

“We can catch these. I know they are smashing everyone at the moment but our away form is outrageous” “We’re the only club bar Burnley and Sheff Utd unbeaten in the last 5… SO YEAH We’re going the fk up!” “difficult game this but I fancy a 2-1 win” “Kind of game where we could

roysviewfrom.com

Cheers Panchero!

I am sure that all those stories of stolen scarves and fighting are true..........no doubt our lads kept those scarves from 40 years ago and will bring them on match day.....

 

[El Volví]

Watch out for Ronnie Pickering
("Do you know who I am?)

 

[snb69]

Very confident for fans of a team in [checks table] 16th, away at a team that is [looks again] 2nd

 

[SirNibletsO'Korne]

Thanks Roy. Do they need a bit of counselling or something because they're certainly letting it all out.
Anyway,here's hoping we fucking traumatise them a bit more with a quality bumming...

 

[Pitsmoorian]

What!!!

 

[Auld Reekie Blade]

Brilliant pre-match view from Roygbiv They certain are a weird lot - never give them a second thought myself. Must be fuck all else to do in Dull but try and invent a rivalry

 

[FATTYFOULKE]

“ I’ve looked for him ever since and I will be doing the same again on Friday. I still remember his ugly face so I’m hoping he hasn’t changed, mind you it was 47 years ago however if he’s reading this I am still looking and eventually I will find him. Come on City.”

If you give me my scarf back now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.

 

[Pitsmoorian]

Precious

 

[Dark muffy]

'Battle of the Sweet Shop' is a new one for our honours board.

Could be a short film in that one.

Can you imagine the drama at the end scene when the "top boys" clad in their stone Island, C.P Company and grotesque coloured Dull City scarves are having a full on battle throwing cherry balsams, tictacs, and lemon sherbets with the only thing keeping them apart being an impenetrable (invisible) queuing rail, when eventually the two "main actors" break free go "toe to toe" and one gets stabbed in the neck with a shard of cola cube. Then the cameras fade with the stolen Dull city scarf on the floor covered in nerds and tears.

 

[JJBlade]

That cunt will be able to find me easily enough

I'll be the one on the corner of John Street and Bramall Lane selling a collection of vintage Hull City scarves

 

[CaptainMorgans]

To the Hull fans,



We're not all scarf nicking, child bullying, pensioner bashing bastards. That's just 15/20% of us.

 

[Charlieblade]

How very odd. A bunch of very well balanced supporters. They’ve got a chip on all 3 shoulders. My ex is from there, but her family are Irish imports and rugby league supporters, so they probably have nothing to do with the football fans who obviously import deludamol from S6.